According to internet reports, a new “food cart” in
Portland, Oregon, celebrated its grand opening with, among other things, a
Donald Trump piñata. Adults and small children alike lined up to wait their
turn to tear apart the billionaire candidate’s effigy by whacking it repeatedly
with a blunt instrument. This was allegedly being done to “promote peace” and”
fight hate.” One young kid screamed “I want to kill him,” as he was pummeling
the political piñata, the reports claimed. (These same kids likely can’t wear a
shirt with the “Browning” logo in their schools nor bring a “spork” to them).
The
owner of the food cart apparently stated that the mock Trump bludgeoning wasn’t
about politics. Of course it wasn’t. If it had been President Obama’s likeness
being lynched, he would’ve said the same thing, I’m sure… and the mass media
would’ve similarly completely ignored it, right?
You can
be sure that Trump piñatas will be turning up on college campuses soon, in
student’s “safe spaces,” so they can relieve their anger over allegedly
inappropriate Halloween costumes, “appropriated” foods and assorted
microaggressions by literally beating the stuffing out of Trump likenesses in a
tolerant, non-judgmental manner.
You can
expect Trump piñatas to arrive at your favorite retail outlet in time for Christmas
holiday shoppers to scoop them up. Nothing will make your favorite Trump basher happier this holiday season than finding
one of these special gifts under the
tree!
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