Monday, January 31, 2022

Apple Introduces "Pregnant Man" Emoji


It was recently announced that Apple has adopted 37 new emojis, including a pregnant man emoji. (It’s about time!)

Apple has introduced a vast array of symbols and emojis over the years. Back in the bad old fuddy-duddy days, when reactionaries were running rampant-- in 2017-- Apple introduced a breastfeeding mom emoji. How quaint!

The following year, it was reported that the trans community had adopted the lobster emoji, because lobsters can be gynandromorphs, creatures that display both male and female characteristics. (Well, that would certainly speed up the dating process!) This, too, was decidedly old-school, as today progressives claim that there are no such things as “male” or “female” characteristics. Hence, the dire need for a pregnant man emoji. And, of course, a breastfeeding dad/man emoji.

I’m sure Apple will soon announce the addition of a “well-hung woman” emoji. I’d like to see a Republican with balls emoji and a pig with wings emoji. They could join other things that do not exist, such as unicorns, mermaids, and sane Democrats.

Sunday, January 30, 2022

President Biden Pre-emptively Questions The Legitimacy Of The 2022 Elections


President Joe Biden, implausibly, recently questioned the legitimacy of the upcoming mid-term elections. Let that sink in.

Democrats claimed for years that the 2016 presidential elections were a sham, and that the only reason Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton was that he somehow colluded with Russia to steal victory away from their candidate. Then, despite all logic, circumstantial evidence-- and several actual witnesses-- pointing to widespread material tampering with the 2020 presidential election, Biden, Democrats, and their mainstream media toadies all proclaimed the election to be utterly beyond reproach, quite possibly the most fair, accurate and indeed beatific election in American history. Moreover, they routinely muzzle those who publicly question the election. Big Tech and “social” media ban you from their platforms for spreading such “misinformation.” Many people have actually been questioned, detained-- and even incarcerated for simply expressing doubts about the way votes were processed and tabulated in the 2020 election, making the U.S. appear to be nothing more than a very large third-world nation, a banana republic mostly devoid of bananas.

And now Biden, the “winner” of that 2020 election, is proactively questioning the integrity of the 2022 elections? Mind-boggling. Of course, Biden’s “mind” is itself mind-boggling.

Say, you don’t think this could have anything to do with the fact that Biden’s policies have adversely affected nearly all of the American electorate, leaving most everyone to predict massive Republican victories in 2022…do you?

Here is what Biden is really saying: “Look, look…look. It’s really simple. I’ll, I’ll, uh, break it down for you. If we win, I mean Democrats, then the elections were legitimate. If not, if the, you know, other guys do, then they weren’t. It’s just that simple, okay? C’mon, man, get with the program!”


Saturday, January 29, 2022

Poll Reveals Democrats Wish To Repeal Natural Law, Imprison Fellow Citizens


A new poll conducted jointly by the Heartland Institute and Rasmussen Reports surveyed 1,016 “likely voters” in the United States on January 5th. The poll revealed…that a large percentage of Democratic voters would have made excellent Germans circa the 1930s and 1940s. Specifically, it revealed that 59% of likely Democratic voters want the government to enact a policy mandating that unvaccinated Americans be confined to their homes at all times, except for emergencies. (Conversely, 79% of Republicans and 71% of unaffiliated voters oppose such draconian punitive measures.)

Moreover, 45% of Democrats called for the government to round up citizens who are not vaccinated against COVID-19 and force them into "designated facilities." (These same people, I’m certain, are-- or would be-- appalled at FDR rounding up Japanese Americans and placing them in “designated facilities” during World War II.) An even higher percentage of voters who have a "very favorable" opinion of President Biden were in favor of putting unvaccinated Americans into COVID Camps. Interestingly, the same measure was opposed by 71% of all voters surveyed and 95% of those who have a "very unfavorable" impression of Biden.

 The poll found that a shocking 29% of Democrats surveyed want to have children temporarily removed from their unvaccinated parents. (That’s odd, given that Democrats purport to be overwhelmed with grief when illegal alien parents are temporarily separated from their children when crossing our southern border. And, in that case, they don’t care if either the parents or the children are vaccinated.)

Democrats' desire to imprison their unvaccinated fellow citizens in their homes is obvious everywhere, as actions taken-- and edicts issued-- by federal, state and local leaders alike have proven these last two years. (Remember “Two weeks to flatten the curve?” That morphed into “Two years to flatten your spirit and crush your soul.”) And in opinion pieces such as the one published in the Salt Lake Tribune recently, which openly called for the military to enforce the absolute confinement of unvaccinated citizens. Anyone see a problem turning the American military loose on the home front to confront and oppress those it is Constitutionally sworn to defend?

In an article titled “Utah leaders have surrendered to COVID pandemic,” the Salt Lake Tribune Editorial Board said: “Were Utah a truly civilized place, the governor’s next move would be to find a way to mandate the kind of mass vaccination campaign we should have launched a year ago, going as far as to deploy the National Guard to ensure that people without proof of vaccination would not be allowed, well, anywhere.” Anywhere.

How can this be? This is what happens when people do not acknowledge the primacy of natural law. If our rights don’t come from our Creator (we didn’t create ourselves) then there are only three other possibilities, all horrendous: 1) We create our rights ourselves, screw everyone else, 2) We have no rights whatsoever, or 3) Our rights come from other people. If everyone can make up their own rights, then there are no parameters. If I believe I have the right to your house, your wife, and your life, then we have chaos, anarchy and devastation. The rule of law would be impossible. If we have no inherent rights whatsoever, well, say goodbye to your house, your wife, and your life again. And if our rights come from others…it’s the same result. The Holocaust wasn’t necessarily wrong. Neither is theft, rape, incest, or premeditated murder.

The government of the largest country in the world once deemed it necessary and proper to construct a vast network of Gulags to deal with those who didn’t toe the party line. The government of that same nation today is authoritarian and getting more so. Today, in modern China, the ruling Communist Party believes it has the right, even the duty, to imprison hundreds of thousands of Uighurs. And harvest their internal organs. Sometimes while they are still alive, according to reports. If our rights don’t come from our Creator, how can slavery be wrong? If large groups of people, extremist organizations, terrorists, or governments (and it is often impossible to distinguish among them) say it is necessary and proper to enslave Black people, white people, Jews, kids, women, Canadians, Capricorns-- or those with red hair and freckles who happened to be born on a Thursday-- and our rights are determined by them…who can argue against this? How?

The truth is that the United States became the freest, wealthiest, most creative, and most respected nation in world history largely because of its founding belief in natural law as recognized by the Founders in the Declaration of Independence. Amazingly, this recognition was, and is, unique. And, if you think about it, without this acknowledgement, nothing else really matters. Because, without this acknowledgement, the government can toss you in jail for jaywalking. Or for being fond of soup. It can prevent you from protecting yourself, while allowing others to take away your happiness, liberty, and very life.

Our rights don’t come from President Biden. Nor did they come from President Trump. They don’t come from Don Lemon, Joy Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Sean Hannity, or Tucker Carlson, either. They don’t come from Bob, Sally, or Pat. Your rights don’t come from me, and my rights don’t come from you.

Thank God.

If enough of us don’t recognize this—and rededicate ourselves to reclaiming our natural rights from governments always zealous to usurp them—mankind will have a very bleak future indeed.


Friday, January 28, 2022

Did China Ask Russia Not To Invade Ukraine During The Olympic Games?


Online reports citing an anonymous Beijing diplomat have speculated that Chinese President Xi Jinping, during a recent phone call, may have asked Russian President Vladimir Putin not to invade Ukraine during the upcoming Beijing Olympic Games. A Russian attack incursion would steal Xi’s thunder and take the spotlight off of his glorious nation’s peerless hosting ability, thereby depriving him of the opportunity to showcase the superiority of the Chinese Communist Party. If Putin were to sack the Ukraine during the Olympics, it would create a highly negative backdrop for the Olympic Games. In other words, it would be “a bummer” for Xi.

China’s Foreign Ministry highlighted the importance Beijing attaches to the issue at a recent news briefing. It stated that countries should observe a traditional U.N. Olympic Truce resolution "from seven days before the start of the Olympic Games until seven days after the end of the Paralympic Games", according to a spokesman.

That would span the time from January 28th to March 20th. Unfortunately for an eager Putin, mid-late March is precisely the time when eastern Ukraine's frozen landscape usually begins to turn to cloying mud, making a rapid Russian incursion much more difficult.

I can clearly hear the conversation between the two dictators presidents.

Jinping: “Vlad, promise me you won’t invade the Ukraine during our Winter Olympics!”

Putin: “I will, Xi, if you promise not to attack Taiwan while we are invading Ukraine.”

Jinping: “Agreed, if you don’t annex Estonia while we are absorbing Mongolia.”

Putin: “What?! I was going to ask you not to take Nepal while we were absorbing Mongolia!”

Jinping: “Vlad, let’s relax and have a couple of baijius. We can work this out.”

Putin: “Nyet, Xi……but make it a couple of vodkas and you’ve got a deal.”



Thursday, January 27, 2022

Language Getting More Emotional


              Our language has gotten less reasonable and more emotional says a study by researchers at Wageningen University & Research (WUR) and Indiana University. The study—"The rise and fall of rationality in language," published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America—found that the past several decades have seen a shift from the language of rationality to the language of emotion. Duh! I could have told them that prior to the study.

              The study’s co-author, Ingrid van de Leemput, said "Whatever the drivers, our results suggest that the post-truth phenomenon is linked to a historical seesaw in the balance between our two fundamental modes of thinking: Reasoning versus intuition.”  

According to a report on, “The researchers looked at the language used in millions of English and Spanish-language books published between 1850 and 2019, analyzing the use of 5,000 frequently used words. The rise of reasoning words like determine and conclusion and the decline of intuitive words like feel and believe could be seen starting around 1850 and lasting until the late 20th century. But over the past 40 years, this trend reversed, as words associated with intuition and emotion were used more frequently and words associated with fact-based arguments were used less frequently.” Especially by Democrats and “progressives.”

The way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if one day soon most of us communicate solely by emojis.

Or even by grunts and other primitive auditory clues.

So much for Shakespeare.

When facts are deemed “misinformation,” reason is considered racist, and speaking the truth is grounds for getting “cancelled”—or worse—it is no surprise that our language has been similarly degraded and stripped of meaning.

Ask a conservative why this has come to pass, and he or she might say: “Why? It is because, sadly, many people have lost the ability to reason, to process information logically.”

Ask a progressive the same question and you will likely hear: “Why? Like, you know fucking why you racist pig! Like, holy fucking shit, man, Trump supporters, like, loosed this deadly pandemic on us because they hate marginalized peoples!!! And, like, the world’s gonna end in ten years anyway ‘cuz it’s just gonna burn up  ‘cuz of fossil fuels and Big Oil!! And the unvaccinated, man, like they should just do the rest of us a favor and die ‘cuz they are heartless and don’t care about others!!!!! Like, no shit, I’m serious, dude!”



Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Today In Insanity--Volume IV


Today In Insanity: Volume IV


*Prince George County Public Schools CEO Monica Goldson has indicated that students will be required to remain masked in classrooms-- and anywhere on school property-- until such time as the coronavirus “no longer exists.” Which is unfortunate, as nearly all public health authorities now say it will never “go away.” Masks, at the very least, repel young children’s cognitive development, render them less attuned to facial signals, and cause them to view their fellow human beings primarily as carriers of disease. But many teachers, administrators-- and especially teachers’ unions-- don’t care.

*A new study recently released by the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) revealed the development of myocarditis and pericarditis after mRNA-based COVID-19 vaccination. The study found that the rates of myocarditis and pericarditis were highest in adolescent males and young men, particularly after they had received the second dose. This, of course, prompted Dr. Fauci to state that children aged 4 and younger will likely need 3 doses of the vaccines if and when they are approved for children that age by the FDA. Why not make it mandatory for everyone to have at least as many COVID vaccinations as the number of years they have been alive. A one-year-old could get vaccinated and then get another vaccination when he or she turns two, followed by booster shots at ages three, four, five, etc. By this logic, Dr. Fauci himself should have been injected 81 times by now.

*Jonathan Finer, President Joe Biden’s Deputy National Security Advisor, recently appeared on CNN to explain to Americans that they need to care about Ukraine because “borders should be inviolate” and “sovereignty should be respected.” Like, say, his own nation’s border with Mexico, where tens or hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens cross into the U.S. every month? Incredible. This is like Michael Moore telling Brian Stelter that we have to do something about obesity…in Ukraine.

*In keeping with recent Olympic tradition, Beijing Olympics organizers are going to pass out large quantities of condoms to athletes. Even journalists who recently checked into the Guizhou Hotel found five condoms in each room, packaged in different-colored envelopes decorated with an image of a Chinese lantern. (A red Chinese lantern traditionally symbolized a prosperous business and/or a thriving life.) The ubiquitousness of prophylactics is a bit odd, given that the athletes are also to be instructed to minimize hugging, handshakes, and high-fives……and to maintain a social distance of at least two meters from fellow competitors. I mean, a guy can dream, but…

*Michigan State University has banned in-person learning until at least January 31st, but has allowed 15,000 screaming fans to attend each and every one of the Spartans’ home basketball games this month. No elaboration is required.


Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Pelosi's Choice For Transportation Committee Chair Hits Other Vehicle While Trying To Park Her Car


Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s top pick for Transportation Committee Chairwoman, Eleanor Holmes Norton, 84, was recently seen on video repeatedly driving her car into a parked vehicle. She then parked at an odd angle, so that the front and back of her vehicle was virtually up against the rears of both of the two cars in the adjoining spaces. (One vehicle in a neighboring parking space was facing in, the other out.) Norton had trouble getting out of her car and didn’t even bother to leave a note on the vehicle she scraped up against. And Pelosi wants her to be the Transportation Committee Chair?

This is sadly and absurdly typical of today’s Democrats. They propose the most preposterous policies and support the least qualified, most ridiculous candidates.

Who does Pelosi favor as the head of Housing and Urban Development, a homeless guy from the streets of San Francisco? Who would be her choice to lead the Department of Justice? Ghislaine Maxwell? Peter Strzok? Andrew Cuomo? Jeffrey Toobin? Would she want Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to be Education Secretary? Bozo the Clown? Or perhaps Xi Jinping, President of the People’s Republic of China. That would, of course, be unconstitutional, though. Not that the Constitution has been much of an impediment to Democrats lately.

And who would she recommend for Secretary of Defense and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? On second thought, never mind, it would be impossible to find two people more inept-- dangerous, in fact, to the well-being of America and her citizens—then Lloyd Austin and Mark A. Milley, who are currently occupying those positions.

On second thought, what the hell, let’s give Ms. Holmes Norton a chance. I’m sure she’ll do a bang-up job.


Monday, January 24, 2022

University May Replace Viking Mascot


Western Washington University may get rid of its Viking mascot, Victor E. Viking, because…well, you know. The school is currently conducting an investigation to help it make a final decision on the issue. The writing may be on the proverbial wall, though, as Viking Union, a building on the school’s campus, has already been renamed, per the recommendations of a “strong majority” of the university’s Legacy Review Task Force.

The LRTF had issued a statement saying: “The Task Force was concerned about the harm caused by asking all members of the Western community to identify with a figure that is potentially exclusive on the basis of both ethnicity and gender. Furthermore, the Task Force found names idolizing conquest as out of line with the university’s contemporary values around honoring local Indigenous communities. Task Force members who did not recommend renaming in this report proposed the building name be evaluated alongside the mascot by a separate committee.”

This is not the first time that WWU has considered changing its mascot. A 2015 effort to vanquish Victor claimed the Viking mascot was “hyper-masculine” and “aggressive.”


This came as no surprise to me. I have previously written that it is surprising to me that the cancel culture clowns haven’t already insisted that the National Football League’s Minnesota Vikings change the team nickname and mascot, given the Vikings connotation with raping, pillaging, plundering and subjugation. Major League Baseball’s Cleveland Indians and the NFL’s Washington Redskins both were forced to jettison their long-time nicknames within the past year or two.

If “Victor E. Viking” is dispensed with, perhaps Pat E. Polygender will replace him.

For his sake, let’s hope there is a “sanctuary city” somewhere for discarded misfit mascots. And those who loved them.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Masked And Vaxxed


Sadly, masks are now ubiquitous. It appears they will often be covering many-- if not most-- people’s faces for the foreseeable future. Here are Merriam-webster definitions of mask (noun):

1A) a cover or partial cover for the face used for disguise

1B) a grotesque false face worn at carnivals or in rituals

2B) a device usually covering the mouth and nose to facilitate delivery of a gas

3A) something that serves to conceal or disguise PRETENSECLOAK


Cover, disguise. Grotesque, false. Gas. Conceal, pretense, cloak. What are we covering, disguising, concealing, cloaking? For what pretense? And at what cost are we doing so?

 Masks can’t cover up, disguise, or conceal the real, grotesque reasons why we have been forced to wear them. They can’t hide the fact that our rulers and “experts” enjoy the power they have over those they make don them. Nor can they cloak the disdain our rulers and “experts” have for us, as continually proven by their almost universal refusal to wear masks. In the very same places and situations, and at the very same times, that they mandate we wear them. How many elegant soirées have we seen at which maskless Democratic politicians are being feted by uniformly masked servants?

And that is how they think of us. As servants. This is the reverse of what was intended by the Founders. We pay them via our taxes. They are public servants. They are supposed to serve us.

Instead, they wear expensive dresses saying, “Tax the Rich.” Instead, they screw us.

And yet we genuflect to them, don our masks and treat our fellow human beings as if they are nothing more than carriers of disease, bringers of sickness and death. We shy away from social interaction and human touch. Some of our kids wear two diapers, one on their bottoms and one on their faces. Older children are now socially and emotionally stunted, their growth retarded by the masks that make it impossible to discern others’ feelings and harder to hear their words. Are they smiling or frowning?

A younger and much more confident America used to value liberty and freedom over a chance at temporary safety. Yet that America believed life was sacred and that humans were created in the image of God. I doubt God wears a facial mask. Or even practices social distancing. Although He must be vaccinated, right? I hope He has his booster shot(s). Don’t want to let Dr. Fauci down.

More than one hundred and twenty-five years ago, the African American writer Paul Laurence Dunbar wrote a well-known poem called We Wear the Mask. It seems quite applicable today.

We wear the mask that grins and lies,
It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,
This debt we pay to human guile;
With torn and bleeding hearts we smile,
And mouth with myriad subtleties.

Why should the world be over-wise,
In counting all our tears and sighs?
Nay, let them only see us, while
We wear the mask.

We smile, but, O great Christ, our cries
To thee from tortured souls arise.
We sing, but oh the clay is vile
Beneath our feet, and long the mile;
But let the world dream otherwise,
We wear the mask!

To smile, sneer, or frown is not our task. What matters is, we wear the mask!



Saturday, January 22, 2022

After-School Satan Clubs Coming To An Elementary School Near You


An Illinois school district recently received some heat from parents for allowing flyers from the Satanic Temple to be placed in the lobby of Jane Addams Elementary School. The flyers invited students between the ages of 6 and 11 to attend an “after-school Satan Club” program being offered by The Satanic Temple.

Not to worry, however. Lucien Greaves, the Satanic Temple’s co-founder says the Satan Club won’t try to convert children to Satanism or force them to worship the devil. Greaves told WQAD: “This actually isn’t a club that’s meant to proselytize Satanism or even engage in discussions about religious opinion. This is an educational program meant to focus on critical thinking and just basic education skills.”

What the hell, maybe they just liked the name Satan Club.

According to the Belleville News-Democrat, the school district is defending the program offered by what it characterized as “a national religious and human rights group.” The News-Democrat reported that parents were upset at the prospect of the meetings but noted that they would need to sign a permission slip to allow their children to attend, as they would for any other club. The district’s Board of Education allows its facilities to be used for community use.

Dr. Rachel Savage, the superintendent for Moline-Coal Valley Schools, issued a statement explaining the decision to allow the after-school Satan club to proceed: “To illegally deny their organization to pay to rent our publicly-funded institution, after school hours, subjects the district to a discrimination lawsuit, which we will not win, likely taking thousands upon thousands of tax-payer dollars away from our teachers, staff and classrooms.”

 Leaders of the Satanic Temple are plotting to bring their message to public elementary school children across the United States. They claim that Christian evangelical groups have already “infiltrated” the lives of America’s children through after-school religious programming available in many public schools and are demanding to give young students a choice: Jesus or Satan? Yay! Who isn’t pro-choice? (I mean except for getting vaccinated.)

The organization even has an official website:  

           Can’t you picture the scenes soon to unfold across the ever more tolerant fruited plain?

                “Morning mom, I’m gonna stay after school today.”

                “Oh really, Bobby? Is everything okay?”

                “Yeah, mom…I’m just gonna join a club… it’ll be really cool!”

                “What club is that son?”

                “Um, it’s the After School Satan Club mom.”

                “Is there a membership fee, honey?”

                “No mom, it’s free.”

                “Okay, great, and don’t forget your lunch. I made you deviled eggs today, dear.”


I wonder if schools would be as open to “after-school Trump clubs” or “after-school MAGA clubs?”

Tolerance of some things is good. Tolerance of anything and everything…is a highway to hell. It seems as if we are travelling down that road now.

Friday, January 21, 2022

Three For Free


Three For Free


*A statue of Theodore Roosevelt was recently removed from outside New York’s Museum of Natural History. Roosevelt was one of his era’s most progressive politicians. He was a “trust buster.” He established the national park system. Etc., etc. When they have cancelled or destroyed nearly everyone else, “progressives” end up eating their own. Roosevelt was played, affectionately, by the late great Robin Williams in the Night at the Museum movies. His character came alive from his statue at the museum. Now his statue is gone, too.

*President Joe Biden preposterously pondered whether or not the 2022 midterm elections will be legitimate…or fraught with fraud. This after claiming Trump’s assertions that the 2020 election was stolen from him was “The Big Lie.” Democrats and mainstream media members (but I repeat myself) assert with straight faces that the 2020 Presidential election was the fairest in human history, despite all evidence to the contrary and the fact that 50% of the votes cast were by mail, virtually inviting cheating and malfeasance. “It all depends,” said Biden. Translation:  “Look, look, look…if we win, then the midterm elections were legitimate. If not, if the other guys do, then they weren’t. It’s that simple, okay?”

*Mars, Incorporated, the candy company, recently vowed to make its popular M&Ms characters more inclusive and diverse. To wit: the green M&M, who had previously been portrayed as a seductive female in go-go boots, will now sport a simple pair of sneakers. What an improvement! Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as, “Not bossy. Just the boss.” The small, disc-shaped candies will now be portrayed to highlight women in power, and equality of the sexes and races. Mars said in announcing the refresh that M&M’s — which were first released in 1941 — will have “an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor.” Yeah, right. What this fractured society needs is an M&M that is bisexual, one that is transgendered, one that is a lesbian Marxist, and one that represents Antifa. And remember, M&Ms cum melt in your mouth, not in your hands!

Beam me up, Scotty, there’s no intelligent life here.

Thursday, January 20, 2022

"Preposterous" Doesn't Cut It Anymore


I very rarely used the word “preposterous” until about two years ago. It was so powerful a word it was rarely needed…so I saved it for those special occasions. Now, however, I find myself using it many times a day. In fact, recent events/hoaxes/reports have, incredibly, rendered it inadequate. Preposterously, we need a new, single word that conveys the unbelievable, monstrously hypocritical, stupefyingly bad, gobsmackingly stupid, heinously evil, and devilishly dishonest…combined with mindboggling naivete.

 In the manner of “stagflation,” which was widely thought to be impossible until Jimmy Carter proved us all wrong, we now have people skeptical and cynical about demonstrably factual things while being utterly gullible in regards to what the Democrat-Media Complex throws at them: Trump is a Russian plant. The Hunter Biden laptop kerfuffle was a Russian disinformation campaign. China is our friend. The coronavirus couldn’t have come from the Wuhan lab. Man-caused global warming will lead to the planet’s destruction in 10-12 years. Russia interfered in the 2016 election throwing it to trump, but the 2020 election was the cleanest ever! Any assertions otherwise are part of The Big Lie. January 6 was Trump’s fault and was worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor! It was an all-out insurrection! Anyone who says otherwise is guilty of…The Big Lie, um, Part II. But the months-long BLM and Antifa-led riots in many American cities were “mostly peaceful!” Trump called neo-Nazis “fine people!” Joe Rogan took horse de-wormer! Rittenhouse is a crazed murderer! Sadly, an SUV ran over some people at a Christmas parade in Waukesha. Our leaders and experts had to impose lockdowns, mask mandates, vaccine mandates, etc., to keep us all safe! All we need is two weeks to flatten the curve! I mean two, maybe three years. Just get the jab and you’ll be fine. As long as you get the next jab. And your annual semi-annual monthly booster shot. Biden is a moderate. A nice man. A “uniter.” Dr, Fauci is the sexiest man alive! And he represents science! In fact, he is science himself, science incarnate! Gov. Cuomo is a great leader who deserves an Emmy! Nick Sandman harassed a Native American! Jussie Smollett was the victim of white supremacists! They put a noose around his neck! And they put a noose in Bubba Wallace’s garage, too! Larry Elder is a white supremacist! And so is Winsome Sears! The 1619 Project is an accurate portrayal of American history, but it isn’t being taught in our schools anyway! White supremacist domestic terrorists are the biggest threat to our country! It is impossible to determine if a baby is male or female at birth! There are an infinite number of genders!

And on and on it goes. I could literally write hundreds of thousands of words cataloging the innumerable, incessant lies with which those in positions of influence try to indoctrinate us.

This has led the more aware among us to ask how this could have occurred. It is happening in large part because of the shockingly rapid decline in faith in the United States (and the West in general), particularly the Christian faith. Something has to fill that void, people have to believe in something. So, inanely, and despite all of history showing the staggering abuses, crimes and idiocy of kings and ruling bodies across the globe, many have retracted their faith in God and placed it in government. (Or “experts” like Dr. Fauci.)

This is why we are still, two years into the plandemic, figuratively hiding under our beds. It is why so many of us are still—literally-- masked up and locked down. The bigger the government the smaller the people…and vice-versa. Somewhere, the Founders weep.

 It is impossible to prove that God doesn’t exist. Not that that stops leftists. But it is easy to prove that a mass psychosis is occurring.

My fellow Americans, think of where we were just two or three years ago. “Preposterous” doesn’t begin to describe what has transpired since. Or how we have allowed it to occur.






Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Dr. Fauci Pays To Make Monkeys Transgender?


Dr. Anthony Fauci’s division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), gave more than $200,000 to Scripps Research in December of 2021 to study why transgender women have high rates of HIV. It did this, in the midst of a global pandemic, by injecting male monkeys with female hormones in an attempt to feminize them. The NIH says that doing so would allow researchers to study how the feminizing hormones impact the monkeys’ immune systems.

They could have just made the monkeys watch the Hallmark Channel. Or hang out with Zac Efron and Michael Cera.

Fauci, a proponent of the largest medical experiment in human history, also loves funding experiments on animals. The NIAID started testing HIV vaccines on monkeys shortly after Fauci took charge of the organization in 1984. The department gets between 400 and 600 rhesus monkeys every year from a South Carolina island leased by Charles River Laboratories, which has a $27.5 million contract with the NIAID.

This past November we learned that the NIAID funded a study that infected beagles with heart-worm larvae and euthanized the dogs when the study was completed.

In yet another study, scientists infected beagles with mutated bacteria from ticks. Gruesome.

PETA neuroscientist Dr. Katherine Roe told the Washington Free Beacon that “It’s just bad science to suggest that dosing monkeys with feminizing medication makes them good stand-ins for humans. She added, “This study will not help to prevent or treat HIV and will not help transgender women.”

While I don’t often agree with PETA, it is obvious that there is a lot of “bad science” being conducted/perpetrated today.

One likely reason for the high rate of HIV in transgender women is because many are/were gay males. We shouldn’t need to spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to figure that out.

Yet, somehow, Fauci is the highest paid federal employee in the United States and had $10.4 million in investments at the end of 2020.  Moreover, Fauci was deemed “the sexiest man alive” by The Guardian, a British left-wing daily newspaper. He is 80 years old.

Dr. Fauci has used “science” to make monkeys out of all of us.



Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Democrats: I.D. Needed To Walk Your Neighborhood But Not To Vote


Beginning January 15th, adult citizens wishing to walk the streets of Washington, D.C. have been instructed to wear a mask and carry proof of vaccination with them. They also are to possess a photo I.D., per Mayor Muriel Bowser’s orders, thegatewaypundit recently reported.

If so, we have a Democrat essentially demanding that everyone wishing to take a stroll or walk their dog have proper identification on them. Yet Democrats in the nation’s Capitol are frantically pushing a bill that would mandate that no state, city, or precinct require an I.D. of those voting in presidential elections.

Requiring an I.D. to vote for president is racist, but requiring one to walk around your neighborhood is good policy? Mind-boggling. Does anyone really believe Democrats think minorities are incapable of procuring an I.D. so that they can vote, but have no trouble doing so otherwise? Of course not. That is nonsensical. Do they then believe that non-whites (“marginalized peoples”) simply can’t remember to bring their I.D.s to their polling place on Election Day but will always make sure to have it on them every other day whilst, say, walking Bowser the Hound. (As opposed to Bowser the mayor.)   

In any case, if you are walking into your polling place to vote, you can put away your I.D. upon entering. In fact, with bill HR-1, Democrats are trying to nationalize elections-- and ban I.D.s from polling places-- thus making certain that no Republican ever gets elected again.

Things you can’t bring to the polls when voting: Firearms or other weapons, any items bearing political messages……and any form of I.D.

But don’t hide that I.D. too well. You might just need it on the way home from voting.



Monday, January 17, 2022

Hillary? Again?


Recent news reports claim that Hillary Rodham Clinton may run for president—again-- in 2024. Will this be the seventh time? Or does it just feel like it? Regardless, I for one am excited. I’m sure Bill is too, but, of course, he’s always excited.

Anyway, think of the possibilities! This would be a veritable dream ticket. A Hillary and Bill Clinton administration would offer us an unprecedented treasure trove of bizarre and humorous personal and political fodder. Perhaps Bill could be Hillary’s Vice-Presidential candidate. That would be a first! Women everywhere would be thrilled on multiple levels! The famously charismatic, if sociopathic, Mr. Clinton could breathe new life into his wife’s previously stale campaign style. If she would let him. What’s that you say, the spouse of a presidential candidate can’t be on the same ticket? But, conveniently for them, Democrats are in control at the moment, and they have proven time and time again that they don’t give a crap about the Constitution, rule of law, or even natural rights granted by our Creator. Don’t wish to be vaccinated? They’ll demonize you, throw you out of your job—and throw you into a holding “camp” or prison. The Electoral College? Get rid of it they scream! The filibuster? They used to love it but now hate it and want to exterminate it. The Supreme Court? Pack it!

So, if the duo were elected, Bill could lay (sorry) claim to being the only person ever to first hold the office of president and then of Vice-President, while being the inaugural “First Man,” as well! And that’s just for starters! Hillary, who many believe to be a closet lesbian, could finely, figuratively be the one who wears the pants in her family, not just the one who actually wears the pants-suits.


Even better yet, I can easily picture Bill “coming out” as a woman, saying he finally found the courage to admit he “self-identifies” as female… and couldn’t have been guilty of harassing women in the past because he’s been one all along! A lesbian woman who has been unfairly pilloried and marginalized! Picture them on stage, Hillary in her pants-suit and Bill in a blue dress stating: “They claimed I used to harass women…and now I am one!” What a turnaround, what a boon to her campaign! Brilliant political strategy… and theater! Women would lap it up! Hillary would, at long last, look longingly and seductively into her spouse’s eyes.


And maybe some journalist would shout out: “Mr.—I mean Mrs.—I mean Ms. William Clinton, that looks like Monica’s dress,” and he she would answer, “That’s because it is! You, sir, deserve a cigar! I never could get the evidence- I mean stain- out. Don’t go to my dry-cleaner, ha, ha, ha! Anyway, pardon ‘moi’ now, I’m going to go harass myself, if ya’ know what I mean!”


Back to the future? Future to the back? Whatever. Get ready to party like it’s 1999!





Sunday, January 16, 2022

Boulder, Colorado, Tells Residents To "Turn Down Their Thermostats And Dress In Layers"


The Democrat-run city of Boulder, Colorado, issued a warning to residents recently, urging them to cut back on home energy use throughout the winter as energy costs skyrocket. The warning posted by city officials claimed that nationwide supply challenges have led to higher consumer costs. Yes, “supply challenges.”

The statement read in part: “Turn down your thermostat and dress in layers: It’s not just up to your furnace to keep you warm. Dressing in layers can keep you warm while relying less on your heat source. Avoid using hot water unless you need it: Cold water works just fine for washing most clothing. Running your dishwasher daily, instead of hand washing your dishes, can often save both energy and water.” The city also recommended that citizens “harness sunshine” by opening south-facing shades during the daytime and that they install better windows and more insulation. They are to try to save money by buying high-quality windows? I just replaced five—count them, five—windows in my own home…at a cost of $15,000. Harness that sunshine!

The warning added, “It will be important this winter, more than in the past, to be a mindful energy user.” Why? How’d we get here? No mention of President Biden’s assault on fossil fuels and extraction industries? No mention of his killing the Keystone Pipeline and desire to shut others down? No mention of out-of-control federal spending or the fact that we are roughly $30 trillion in debt?! No mention of the fact that Boulder itself filed a lawsuit in 2018 against fossil fuel companies over their alleged impact on “climate change?” That’s how we got here! What chutzpah!

After telling their fellow citizens how to live, Boulder officials noted that they will not only save money but protect the planet by taking the suggested measures to reduce their natural gas use. (Ah, there it is!)

Boulderites should not be surprised at their rulers’ instructions. The Biden administration has already told Americans to “lower their expectations.” (It just didn’t tell us how far to lower them.)

Boulder officials might also have suggested that residents of the city on the edge of the Rocky Mountains refrain from washing their clothes at all and hang them outside to freeze at night. When they bring them in the next day to thaw, most of the bacteria, etc., will have been killed off. Moreover, residents could take cold showers and baths, saving even more money and energy.  And walk or snowshoe if they must leave their homes to buy groceries or seek medical attention. (Your elderly, , ill, disabled, and infirm? Oh well.)

When residents do their duty and lower their thermostats to, say, 48 degrees, they will also save money on refrigeration costs. In fact, they could unplug their refrigerators and still keep their perishables adequately chilled. If they unplug their televisions and  quit using their computers, stoves, microwaves, dryers, and stereo systems, even more savings would accrue. Yay! How exciting!

I’m sure readers have even more money—and planet—saving suggestions. Let’s hear them!