DNC Releases Future Democratic Debate Schedule: Must See TV!

                 The Democratic National Committee (DNC) announced today that the next Democratic Presidential Debate will take place Monday morning, February 8^th, 2016, at 3 a.m.,  at a Motel 6 in Climax, Pennsylvania.  It will be broadcast live on Al Jazeera America and BET, and on a tape-delayed basis on BabyFirst Americas en Espanol and the HGTV network.

                 The fifth- and possibly last- Donkey Debate will occur on April 1st, 2016, from 1:37 am until 3:42 am and will be held at an IHOP in Compton, California. This one is slated to be aired on Nickelodeon, MTV 3 and the Tennis Channel, and will be simulcast on certain Serius Satellite Radio stations.

                Asked by a reporter if the DNC was trying to “hide” these debates, a highly placed DNC operative said, “Dude! Like, the Democratic Party prides itself on its transparency, inclusiveness and honesty. Nothing could be further from the truth.”