Two House members,
one Democrat and one Republican, recently introduced
the Courage to Serve Act, which, if passed into law, would provide an expedited
path to citizenship for migrants who sign up to serve in the U.S. military.
American citizens used to have the courage to serve, too; but,
judging by recruitment shortfalls, many no longer have the stomach—or
the opportunity-- to do so since the Obiden administration purged the
military of conservatives, Christians, and patriots.
In the administration’s defense, it had to purge the military
of conservatives, Christians, and patriots so that it could use it to go after
conservatives, Christians, and patriots here at home in the ever more dystopian
future.
Welcome to the new mercenary American military. Give free
stuff to illegal immigrants—including a path to citizenship—and hope they jump
at the chance to defend the nation they’ve been told is a heinous hellhole of
discrimination and oppression. (But, oddly enough, incredibly generous to
“undocumented immigrants!”)
Proposed new military recruitment campaign slogan: “Uncle Sam
is misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted, and generally hateful…and he
wants you…to defend this nation-- to the death if need be!” Who wouldn’t
take the opportunity to risk it all when it’s put like that?
Ooh rah!