Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Trump Supporters Are Stupid, Elites Say

 

A lot of peeple have called us Trump supporters “stupid” lately, Democrats and media fokes, espeshlly. We is stupid. But, like, not only is we stupid, we is deplorables, too. And we is clingers. And we is fashists. And misahgynists…or however it be you spell peoples who hate all women, including their Mamas and dawters. And don't forget, we all be garbage, too! And we love Hitler... and the Gestoppo! Democrats have told us that like a gajillion times in the past couple years. That makes me sad. I guess we just don't deserve all you kind, tollerrant, incloosive, non-divisive Harris supporters. To save our democracy, their oughta be a law against us, right?!

That’s why it is so nice of you guys to want to unite the country again and have Republicuns reach across the ile and work with you guys to get stuff done. It is cool that you want to unite the nation that has for so long been unnecessarily divided by “garbage people” and “deplorables” like Donald Trump and his fashist supporters like me. And that you want to unite us Nazis and weerdos—and those of us “clinging to our god and our guns”-- with regular, decent, climate-change-fearing folk, our wonderful LGBTQIIA+ plus community, and our beloved undocumented gests that nrich us so much.

Think of what could be if you treated all those you claim are racists, homofobes, xenofobes, and misahgynists like fellow Americans-- and human beings deserving of citishunship and respect! What if you treated us like you treat your fellow elitists? Or even like you treat thieves and other criminals?

 

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Ode To Kamala Harris

 

Unfortunately, with the recent defeat of Kamala Harris, we will have fewer opportunities in the future to hear her speak, to illuminate, to orate, to elevate. As partial recompense, I hereby offer some of her wisest and wittiest utterances…juxtaposed with quotes from prior presidents, to place her amongst her intellectual and moral peers:

Kamala Harris: “I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been.”

George Washington: “Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.”

Kamala Harris: “I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It’s just something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection, right?”

John Adams: “A Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.”

Kamala Harris: “Everything is in context—my mother used ta, she would give us a hard time sometimes and she would say to us, ‘I don’t know what’s wrong with you young people, you think you just fell out of a coconut tree. You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.’”

Thomas Jefferson: ”We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Kamala Harris: “You guys are gonna see—you’re gonna literally see the craters on the moon with your own eyes…with your own eyes, I’m telling you!”

James Madison: “If our nation is ever taken over, it will be taken over from within.”

Kamala Harris: “Who doesn’t love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right?”

Abraham Lincoln: “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

Kamala Harris: “Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment in our time, right? And in present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment.”

FDR: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

Kamala Harris: “So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time — and certainly this one — to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future.”

Ronald Reagan: “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well-fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don’t do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it once was like in America when men were free.” 

Kamala Harris: “The wheels on the bus go round and round.”

You’re welcome.

 

 

 

Monday, November 11, 2024

Doomsday Clock Change

 

A public service announcement: Don't forget to set your Doomsday Clock back an hour now that Donald Trump has been elected the 47th president of the United States. It should now read 10:58:30 instead of 11:58:30, as the threat of nuclear Armageddon recedes into the distance, and there is a chance that the Forever Wars may soon end. Additionally, the invasion of the United States via the endless onslaught of undocumented migrants pouring across its southern border is expected to be slowed or stymied, along with the frequency of sex trafficking and the flow of fentanyl. Moreover, the threat of major acts of terrorism has been significantly reduced and global stability enhanced.

As recently as last Tuesday, “experts” had declared that the Doomsday Clock was showing 11:58:30, a mere 90 seconds from global human catastrophe.

Thanks President-Elect Trump. And thank you Americans.  

             

                                             (No longer true.)

Sunday, November 10, 2024

Notes On A Landslide

*The National Zoo in Washington, D.C., a federally owned Smithsonian Institution facility, euthanized a 50-year-old elephant named Kamala four days before the presidential election. I couldn’t decide if this was a bad omen for Republicans due to their affiliation with elephants, or Kamala, for obvious reasons. Unlike the New York Department of Environmental Conservation’s murdering of Peanut the squirrel, The National Zoo had a reason to put Kamala down, due to the advancing osteoarthritis that kept her in constant pain. The elephant’s keepers finally decided to “humanely” dispose of her. The American electorate finally decided to humanely dispose of Kamala Harris, as well.

*I get extremely tired of Democrats claiming to be ‘pro-choice.’ Nothing could be further from the truth. Democrats don’t even want people to have the choice to vote for who they want! They don’t want you to be able to say what you believe—or even think it. They don’t want you to have a choice as to whether to accept an experimental mRNA vaccine into your own body. They don’t want your daughters to be able to go to the bathroom or get undressed in a locker room without a biological male hanging around. They don’t even want you to be able to choose what kind of stove to buy. Democrats don’t want you to have any choice at all-- other than the choice to kill your unborn baby. Weird.

*Whatever the category, we have more ‘experts’ now than ever before, yet the more experts we have, the less expertise there is. And wisdom. This proved true again with the polling for the 2024 presidential election, particularly the now infamous Ann Selzer Iowa Poll, in which she claimed Harris was several points up on Trump down the stretch. In Iowa! What the hell did she ask those surveyed and how did she phrase the questions?

*While some believe God raptured 10-15 million or so Democrat voters, a CNN infographic stunned the weirdly inimitable Jake Tapper when it showed that Kamala Harris failed to outperform the 2020 version of Joe Biden in a single state. Not. Even. One. She’s still nearly 12 million votes short of Biden’s 2020 total. Ergo, I believe what really happened is that Harris even underperformed with the fraudsters, received significantly less support from one of Democrats’ biggest demographic groups! I can picture a veteran of 2020 shenanigans saying to himself, “My heart’s just not in it this time. Maybe I’ll fill out two or three extra ballots, but not the hundreds I did last go around!”

*Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty we’re free at last! Or, put in Kamala-speak, we are now unburdened by what has been!

*That said, Democrats’ plea for ‘unity’ is, and has always been, complete B.S. They will fight every step of the way to slow, derail, or defeat Trump’s agenda…just like they did last time. We must be both vigilant and unwavering.

 

 

 

 

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Reagan Movie Was Banned From Social Media Platforms

 

The producers of the film “Reagan” said that Facebook decided the film was too political and therefore shouldn’t be advertised online. This, of course, seriously affected the biopic’s viewership.

Why am I bringing this up now, when the film was released this past August? Because, as I sit here savoring Trump’s victory, I can’t help but contemplate the vitriol Reagan had to face four decades ago. (And he was shot, too.)

Allegedly, the film’s promos have been blocked twice. At one point, a Facebook spokesperson told Newsweek magazine the rejections were “incorrectly” applied and that “there are no restrictions” blocking administrators of the movie’s Facebook page from posting promotional materials. Turns out, that was bullshit.

The movie’s digital marketing director said Zuckerberg didn’t respond to their requests seeking answers to the apparent ban.

In fact, he claims Facebook has blocked “Reagan” movie posts and promotions “several times over the past couple of years” averring that they would violate community guidelines “because they deal with social issues.” Social issues on social media? Perish the thought!

Facebook even told them they were “concerned our content could sway public opinion or the outcome of an election.” Yeah, that checks out. Facebook doesn’t want its content to affect anyone’s opinions!

They’re “concerned” that content “could sway public opinion or the outcome of an election?” That’s rich coming from the same platform that refused to publish anything at all about Hunter Biden’s laptop-- at the behest of the Biden administration-- prior to the last presidential election, lest it could damage Democrats’ chances. And the fact that Zuckerberg had given $400 million to be used to promote Democrats and their causes.

So, are Facebook and Instagram refusing to allow any mention of biographies or documentaries featuring FDR, Truman, or JFK? And certainly they haven’t been allowing anything that could possibly be construed as pro Harris material to stain their brand, correct?

Donald Trump is the recipient of 90+% negative coverage on mainstream media outlets while Kamala Harris enjoys roughly 80% positive coverage. Yet, these outlets claim to be unbiased.

Soon we may see a time when no positive book, film, or commentary of Republicans is allowed, while Democrats may insist on being referred to as “Dear Leader” and “The People’s Party.”

Ronald Reagan once presciently observed: “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well-fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don’t do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it once was like in America when men were free.”

He was right.

Do yourself a favor. See “Reagan” the movie.

Friday, November 8, 2024

News Nuggets Again

 

News Nuggets Again:

*Guess calling Trump ‘Hitler’ didn’t work. Wonder why? Maybe because he never killed anyone, hasn’t tried to exterminate a race, ethnic group, or religious group…and is a great friend of Israel. Just sayin’.

*A parish in the Archdiocese of Washington, D.C. permitted its extraordinary ministers to wear Kamala Harris campaign T-shirts while distributing Holy Communion at a Sunday Mass two days before Election Day. I just threw up in my mouth.

*President Biden infamously signed Executive Order 14019 in March 2021, directing all federal agencies to evaluate ways in which they can promote voter registration and voter participation. Unsurprisingly, since that time, a number of federal agencies have used Biden’s order to use taxpayer-derived federal funds to boost turnout among groups that have historically opposed Republicans. That is sick. That is immoral. And that is—or should be—illegal. The government using taxpayer’s money, which they must pay under penalty of law, to lobby for itself? To increase the size of government, so that ever more taxes are needed to fund it? There can’t be a more coercive scam than that. Can you say “abuse of power?”

*Democrats were counting on ignorance and illegal aliens to carry them to victory this go around. Didn’t happen. Maybe next time.

*The wealthy coastal elites and the poor combine with illegal aliens to comprise Democrats biggest voting blocks, apart from the fraudsters. They utterly disdain rural and middle-class Americans. Bit ‘em in the ass (donkey?) this time. Better luck next time, guys. Just kidding.

*The Daily Caller recently reported that, “In the wake of Trump’s widely publicized campaign stop at the ‘Golden Arches’” franchise in Feasterville-Trevose, Pennsylvania, “Yelp disabled reviews for the location amid a flood of negative comments, and the franchise’s owner retained private security to ensure the safety of employees and patrons in response to threats made against the eatery.” Threatening a fast-food outlet because a Republican once worked there? Sounds like Democrat supporters to me. It is karma that the election ended up being ‘supersized’ against them.

*The National Zoo in Washington, D.C euthanized a 50-year-old elephant on November 1st, four days before the election. The elephant’s name. Kamala.

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Joy! Paean To A Republic

                          Irony, sweet irony: Minnesota, Peanut the squirrel, and The View all accidentally helped to hand Trump a landslide victory. Minnesota for lending Tampon Timmy Walz to Harris as her Vice-Presidential nominee, a male (?) version of the vacuous Cackler on a clearly unbalanced ticket. Peanut was martyred by government agents, who entered a private home and abducted the adorable rodent, subsequently murdering him to see if he had rabies. He didn’t. Though that’s not much solace for him-- or those who loved him-- as he is now dead. And The View for inviting Harris on and lobbing her softballs…which she was still preposterously unable to handle. When Sunny Hostin asked her, “Would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years?” she stammered, “There is not a thing that comes to mind…” So here’s to you Minnesota, Peanut, and ladies of The View.

                       Speaking of The View, Sunny Hostin actually stated, “It (Trump’s win) had nothing to do with policy. I think this was a referendum on cultural resentment in this country.” It had everything to do with policy and nothing to do with cultural resentment, Sunny. “Cultural resentment” in America doesn’t cause inflation to skyrocket or foreign wars to break out. But, if Democrats like her keep believing that palpable nonsense, they won’t be winning a presidential election anytime soon. So keep it up, Sunny!

                       Then there is Whoopi Goldberg, who averred of Trump: “I’m still not going to say his name.” Ironically, Whoopi and Sunny and Joy seemed extremely glum. For there is no joy in Washington. Flighty Harris has struck out! Don’t Say ‘Gay,’ Democrats? They’re not saying ‘joy!’ anymore, at least.

                       Gen Z, too, deserves credit…for voting for Trump in higher numbers than historically typical for a Republican. Despite all the propaganda they are exposed to in school and in the media, something in them said: “This is bullshit! We need a change!”

                       What a truly remarkable victory this was. Talk about a Phoenix, rising from the ashes…from the dead (okay, ‘just’ shot in the face)! Victory despite the unprecedented lawfare, the impeachments, the indictments, the incessant lies and smears…and the assassination attempts. Trump changed the Republican Party, woke it up and gave it backbone. Tulsi Gabbard and RFK, Jr. left the Democrat Party because it left them…and then attacked them, too. Elon Musk morphed from Left to Right because he is sane, and today’s Democrat Party demonstrably is not. Hispanics and Black males came over to Trump in droves, the latter because they are tired of residing on the Democrats’ plantation. The Democrat Party is now the party of insolated, elitist snobs who never tire of telling others what to do and how to think. The Republican Party is the party of the middle class, the working men and women, patriots, and believers.

                       Who would’ve thought calling roughly half the electorate of a nation “clingers,” “deplorables,” “Nazis,” “fascists” and “garbage” wouldn’t convince them to vote for you? Inexplicable.

            So this one’s for the dogs and cats—and people-- of Springfield Ohio. It’s for Peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon, murdered by government home invasion. It’s for Roger Stone. It’s for the many prisoners of Jan. 6, some still held without charge, some for ‘parading.’

           There is stolen valor. (Ask Tim Walz.) There is stolen money. There are stolen elections. And there are stolen lives, like Peanut’s and Fred’s.

           And then there is stolen freedom, stolen hope, a stolen future.

           Thank God these last did not happen, at least not yet. But we must be ever vigilant in the future. Evil never sleeps, never rests, never pauses. And neither do tyrants, would-be or otherwise.

 

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

To Kill A Mockingbird...And A Squirrel, Too

 

The title of the classic book “To Kill a Mockingbird” means to destroy innocence. The Biden-Harris administration has certainly done that, and many a Blue State government has done the same. Take New York’s government—please. The Empire State’s Department of Environmental Conservation actually sent multiple agents into a couple’s home to abduct their pet squirrel, Peanut, and subsequently murder him. I know that sounds preposterous, but does it really…in a post COVID-1984 world? One wouldn’t think the NYDEC would be in the business of aborting squirrels after birth, but who knows anymore. NYDEC also confiscated and offed Fred the raccoon, too, another animal owned by the aggrieved couple…who have a farm for rescue animals. Why? Ostensibly because squirrels and raccoons in close quarters with humans could transmit rabies.

If anyone in this tale of woe is rabid, it is the government officials who took and killed Peanut and Fred-- and subsequently announced that they were both rabies-free. They are both dead now, too. Forever.

This is an extraordinarily relevant and cautionary tale for our times…coming as it does on the cusp of the presidential election, and Democrats’ ever bolder attempts to enhance and solidify their power. This was, in a sense, a morality play, with Peanut and Fred as animal martyrs. You’ve no doubt heard the expression ‘canary in a coal mine,’ but ‘squirrel in a New York home’ will suffice, as well.

    The agents reportedly ransacked the house of Mark Longo, Peanut and Fred’s owner, for nearly 5 hours, and apparently implied that they could see to the deportation of his wife. This is mindful of the fed’s assault on Mar-a-Lago, though they didn’t abduct and euthanize Melania, just rummaged through her lingerie drawer.

    This shocking and terrifying illustration of government’s power may have been intended to illustrate the shocking and terrifying power of government. And this utter disregard for private property—and simple decency—is profoundly evil. What too few realize is that, the bigger the government, the more evil it becomes. There is no historical example to counter that assertion. Everything bigger tends to lose its heart, soul, and values. Compare a small, family-owned business to Target or Facebook. Think of Big Pharma, Big Education, Big business (mostly international corporations), Big Tech, and Big Media, nearly all of whom are owned by a handful of corporations with no particular allegiance to the USA…or to anything but money. Which, sadly, can also be said of the Democrat Party…which is now anything but democratic.

              Literally or figuratively, they’ve come for the cats, they’ve come for the dogs. They’ve come for a raccoon, and they’ve come for a squirrel. They’ve come for Jan. 6ers. And they will be coming for you and I next, if the ‘Joy-bringer’ is installed as president.

              This is a unique election, as, for the first time, a major party made its elected candidate stand down, and replaced him with one nobody voted for, in a coup for the ages. Democrats have so little regard for their own constituents/voters, they assumed this would work. If, through ignorance, insanity, sadomasochism, or theft, this occurs, you can kiss the former Land of the Free, and Home of the Brave goodbye.

              COVID defeated Trump the last time, and the obsequious behavior of Americans during the ‘pandemic’ let Democrats know that they had carte blanche to do whatever they liked ‘moving forward’ in their endless quest for power.

              So they are imprisoning their political opponents and murdering people’s pets.

              Which tells you all you need to know.

              RIP Fred and Peanut.

              Let’s hope it’s not RIP America.

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(UPDATE: Trump wins! It is not RIP America!)

                       

 

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

The Rubicon

          Much has been written about the imminent American election. Many believe Trump is a shoo-in. Many believe the Democrats have gained the system and will never lose another presidential election again. Many more just wish the whole thing was over, so the incessant commercials would cease and the yard signs would be put away.

As I write this, we are roughly 72 hours away from a Rubicon, past which we may never be able to return. The formerly United States could well be permanently divided, at least intellectually, culturally, and spiritually. And, since the United States stands unique and was uniquely founded, this would be a Rubicon that has never before been crossed. A superpower has never before become just a very large third world nation, but that outcome is what we will be staring in the face over the next several days. Does the Land of the Free choose to remain that way, or do free people—in a remarkable irony--vote themselves into slavery? A slavery of mind and soul, of thought and heart, a particularly pernicious kind of bondage... and one even harder from which to break free.

If the election is stolen from the people this time, every future election will be meaningless, a sad and pathetic exercise in futility for many, a reaffirmation of servitude for others. George Orwell’s “1984” will have come true, writ tragically and large, precisely 40 years late. The Gadsden Flag would be replaced by a red and black banner, “Don’t Tread On Me” by “Take Care Of Me.”

Citizens of the United States were granted freedom at the nation’s birth. But maybe that freedom was just “assigned” in error. Or maybe Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris truly did fundamentally transform us. Maybe we are now “transfreedom,” and our pronouns are “comrade” and “vassal.”

As John Adams stated, “Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.” That is the existential threat facing us.

Mark Steyn astutely notes that, if Donald Trump has not been declared the winner by 11 PM EST on November 5th, he never will be, for obvious-- if nefarious-- reasons.

Democrats don’t want to “save our democracy,” they want to end it. The life of the republic is at stake. That is not hyperbole.

How long can you hold your breath?

Monday, November 4, 2024

Pennsylvania Television Station Declares Kamala Harris The Winner...On October 27th

 

Pennsylvania’s WNEP-TV, a local ABC affiliate, surprised its viewers during last Sunday’s broadcast of the Formula 1 Mexico Grand Prix. How so, you ask? By reporting that, with “100%” of the vote tallied, Democrat Kamala Harris had defeated Republican Donald Trump in the 2024 Presidential Election by garnering 52% of the vote. This was particularly shocking since the date was October 27th—and Election Day isn’t until November 5th.

The station issued the following statement pertaining to the inexplicable report: “Test results for the upcoming November 5 general election mistakenly appeared on WNEP-TV early Sunday evening during a broadcast of the Formula 1 Mexico Grand Prix. Those numbers should not have appeared on the screen, and it was an error by WNEP that they did.” You don’t say!

Was this simply wishful thinking—or something more nefarious? What if, after “100%” of the actual vote is tallied, Harris ends up winning with 52% of that vote? Curious? Ironic? Also inexplicable? Or pre-rigged?

I’m looking forward to the station airing the results of the 2025 Super Bowl and Stanley Cup Finals in the coming days. And of the 2026 mid-term elections. Maybe it will even inform us who the next Pope will be.

And now there is a report of touchscreen voting machines in Kentucky allegedly not permitting voters to select Donald Trump. Or, possibly worse yet, converting votes for Trump to votes for Harris. Why do these reports never go the other way?

Yet another report claims that those imprisoned for taking part in the “Jan. 6” protest are being denied the ability to vote while career criminals and even violent repeat offenders are being escorted to early voting stations. And I thought Democrats wanted everyone to vote and all votes to be counted!

We may be very close to the date when the Democratic Party, flush with its power and emboldened by the extreme tolerance and acquiescence of most Republicans and Republican voters, declares: “The Democratic Party is democracy. Democracy is literally in our name. Therefore, the only way to save our democracy is to make it illegal for members of any other party to be on the ballot. Any ballot, anywhere.”

Subsequently, legislation will be proposed, possibly including a bill called the “Furthering the Understanding of Constitutional Knowledge Unendingly” bill, or, acronymically, the FUCKU Bill. Most Democrats will fervently support the measure, but a few will oppose it, both for the same reason: it would be transparently “in the face” of the party’s remaining political opponents. Therefore, the slightly less insane Democrats propose an alternative bill, entitled the “Preserving Democracy in Perpetuity Act,” or PDPA.

Realizing their post-election power is now total and absolute, Democrats pass the FUCKU Bill into law.