Saturday, August 8, 2020

Democratic-Socialists' First Annual Combination Fundraiser For Returning The United States To Indigenous Peoples And Protecting Illegal Immigrant Rights

Democratic-Socialists’ First Annual Combination Fundraiser for Returning the United States to Indigenous People and Protecting Illegal Immigrant Rights

Oregon Convention Center
Portland, Oregon
May 12, 2021

Lilith Sinclair: “Welcome, everyone, to the First Annual Combination Fundraiser for Returning the United States to Indigenous People and Protecting Illegal Immigrant Rights! (Loud applause.) I am, like, so happy to be your host and guide for tonight’s events! It’s gonna totally be a blast, I promise you! As you know, we are sitting here on stolen land, land taken from the Native Americans who were here first. But white European males (scattered “boos” from those in attendance) wanted to colonize this land so they could get started building their Christian Capitalist Kingdom while enslaving or marginalizing indigenous peoples… and everyone else in the world. So tonight, we are going to raise money, hopefully a lot of money, to be given to lobbyists who will advocate for returning all federally-held land in this nation to the Native Americans…the real Americans…the rightful owners of this land. (Very loud applause and some supportive whistling.) We will also be talking about reparations. Johnathan War Eagle will be here later tonight to educate us on that subject, but he’s running a little late as he is managing the cash office today at the Turtle River Casino and there was a significant discrepancy that had to be dealt with. Anyway, we are also here to raise money, hopefully a lot of money, for the countless illegal aliens who are being turned away, shunned, marginalized or insufficiently funded and welcomed by the Trump administration! (Loud applause.) We want to ensure that anyone—from anywhere—can come to this country if they so desire…and be welcomed and made to feel at home. To that end, we will be using half of the funds raised tonight to help achieve that goal, and to lobby for free educations, driver’s licenses, and fertility-enhancing drugs for our soon-to-be-documented hero-guests. (Standing ovation from attendees, some weeping.) New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of The Squad fame (wild cheering)—yes!-- will be in the Lewis & Clark room at 8:00 PM this evening to give a lecture titled, ‘The Sacred, Inviolable Rights of So-Called Illegals.’ I should inform you all that bathrooms are just outside the entrance to the Phil Knight Auditorium. The bathrooms are clearly labeled. One is for cis-men and cis-women, one is for all genders, and another is reserved only for those who don’t identify as any gender. You will all have a chance to partake of several raffles this evening and a light dinner will be served at 7:00 PM. You will have a choice of either a venison patty with maize-on-the-cob, or a burrito with refried beans. Thank you all for coming, and let the fun—and healing—begin! Oh, by-the-way, if any peace-loving BLM or Antifa protesters should show up this evening, just let them have their way. And an autonomous zone. Thanks again. Good night. Enjoy yourselves! Drive safe!”


Friday, August 7, 2020

Media Lying, Deranged

              Anyone who has been in a coma for the past few years and still doesn’t believe mainstream media outlets are blatantly, wildly biased against President Trump, need only pay attention to the past few weeks coverage of the coronavirus pandemic vis-à-vis large gatherings of people. When some law-abiding citizens peacefully protested the months-long lock-down orders in a few states, the media dragged out legions of so called “experts” from whatever dark, dank and damp places in which they normally reside to solemnly swear that these crazy rebels, “domestic terrorists” really, were going to be responsible for the deaths of untold thousands of innocents. They were labeled “selfish,” “petulant,” and flat-out “dangerous” to boot.
              However, when teeming masses of protesters and rioters took to the streets of America’s cities to break anything they didn’t steal-- and burn down buildings with the utmost impunity—these same media outlets never said a word about the potential spread of the coronavirus. In fact, they were rife with “experts” literally telling us that the wanton destruction of our cities by writhing swarms of thugs was a public health benefit, all things considered, and that we’d be racist to criticize them. No better than the vile lock-down protesters, actually. Take that!
             And then Trump announced he was going to restart his rallies.
 The very same media buffoons who had nothing but praise for dense throngs of rioters in the streets, looting and burning down private property, then said that the Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, was “dangerous” and “reckless.” Sound familiar? Those who wished to attend the rally must be monsters, they said. Yet they wouldn’t even dare to call the thugs, thieves and arsonists pillaging America’s cities-- and assaulting anyone who stands in their way-- “somewhat inconsiderate.” They are deranged.
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is real. Demonstrably more so than anything with which the mainstream media tries to indoctrinate us. The media moron’s preposterous pivots and rank hypocrisy would be funny if not so damaging to the last, best hope of Earth. A free society truly needs a free and unbiased press/media. Unfortunately, we don’t have one. Historically, it is often the case that a tyrant, a despot, will take over the media as part of a broader plan of controlling a nation. In the case of the United States—and possibly a few other Western nations—the mainstream media is taking on the role of the tyrant, the despot. It is deliberately misleading, lying to, and brainwashing those whom it is supposed to serve. It cares nothing about them or the nation they inhabit. It feeds off kudos from its own. It exists solely for its own sake, its own power. It lauds itself as it attacks anyone daring to disagree with its agenda.
To its never-ending shame, it holds power, but will never speak truth to itself. Or anyone else.

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Professor Vows To Get Those With Whom She Disagrees Fired

              April Mustian, an incoming professor at Winthrop University who previously indoctrinated kids at Illinois State University, recently threatened to report to administrators any white K-12 teachers who dare to put up social media posts that she personally deems “pro-police anti-black rhetoric.” On April (coincidence?) 26th, she posted on Facebook that she would take screenshots of any such comments and use them to get educators with whom she disagrees fired, according to the Young America’s Foundation.  
              This is quite Stasi-esque, a fact of which the learned scholar is apparently unaware. Colleges and universities were instituted to expose students and faculty to different points of view and engage them in vigorous debate, the better to arrive at the truth…or at least a better understanding of opposing viewpoints and their genesis. But debate is gone now, true science out the window. Teaching young folks how to think is so yesterday. Teaching them what to think is far more beneficial to your cause if you are of a leftist bent. (And all leftists are bent.) Liberal good. Conservative bad. Government good. Business bad. Globalization good. Nationalism bad. All other countries good. America bad. LGBTQIIA+ good. Traditional mores bad. Atheists, Agnostics, Muslims good. Christians bad. Black man good. Orange man bad.
 And all of these bad people and things must be silenced, cancelled, fired, or killed.
 In the name of tolerance, equity and inclusion.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Anthem Kneelers Now Celebrated

              Just a couple of years ago, most Americans viewed those who knelt during the national anthem with contempt. A majority of Americans believed that athletes who knelt during the anthem were being disrespectful of the flag, their nation, and the hundreds of thousands who gave the last full measure of devotion defending the country and its banner.
              That was so yesterday.
              A new CBS poll claims to show that a majority of Americans now believe that anthem-kneeling is an entirely acceptable form of protesting racial and other discrimination. A far greater percentage of young people approve of kneeling during the Star-Spangled Banner than do older folks. People’s of color are more likely to approve of this type of protest than their white brethren. By far the biggest divide, however, is found between white Democrats and white Republicans. Roughly 80% of Caucasian Democrats are totally fine with anthem kneelers, whereas roughly the same percentage of white Republicans are not.
              But, as the recent CBS poll shows, people’s opinions can—and do-- change very quickly, especially as regards cultural norms. I have no doubt that, by 2023 at the latest, Americans will be perfectly okay with professional athletes mooning television cameras while the anthem is being played. By 2025, players who are true social justice warriors will feel free to masturbate or take a big, fat dump on the field or court whilst the national anthem is played and the flag formerly known as “Old Glory” waves. In this way, players will express their “resistance” to the social and sexual norms heretofore ruthlessly perpetuated by the white hetero patriarchy…while bravely exposing themselves—and exposing America as the steaming pile of crap that they purport to believe it is.
              (Unless, of course, the national anthem and the Stars and Stripes have been replaced by the song “Imagine” and the LGBTQIIA+ flag by then, respectively.)

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Dr. Fauci Now Urges People To Wear Goggles

Dr. Anthony Fauci, who recently violated Washington, D.C.’s, mask mandate by going mask-less during the Nationals’ season opener, has now suggested that Americans wear goggles or face shields for extra protection against COVID-19. Fauci did wear a mask while making the ceremonial first pitch, which fell far short (and about 45 degrees to the left) of its target. However, when he assumed the camera wasn’t on him, his wife and his friend as they sat in the stands during the game, he either wore the mask incorrectly or eschewed it altogether.
The esteemed health expert—and  septuagenarian sex symbol-- told ABC News Chief* Medical Correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton: “You have mucosa in the nose, mucosa in the mouth, but you also have mucosa in the eye. Theoretically, you should protect all the mucosal surfaces. So, if you have goggles or an eye shield you should use it.”
Dr. Fauci emphasized, “Gloves, earplugs, nose-plugs, condoms, hijabs, yarmulkes, dental dams, full hazmat suits, giant inflatable bubble balls…everything you have available, really, should be employed to keep you from coming in contact with the disease.”
He added, “I’d also like to see everyone wear humorous cummerbunds, stand on one leg, and continuously recite ‘Fauci is the man!’”
*”Chief” is now on the List of Problematic Words and should be avoided at all costs. ABC News has, apparently, not yet received the memo regarding this.

Monday, August 3, 2020

Leftist Dogma

Leftists believe there is only one legitimate opinion on the issues, that being theirs, and demonize those who do not share it as intolerant, exclusionary and divisive. They believe there is a Constitutional right to abort one’s “fetus,” but not to free speech, if they deem it “hate speech.”  They believe “the science is settled” when it comes to an unimaginably complex topic such as climate change, but certainly not when it comes to the plainly obvious existence of two sexes. They believe that second-hand cigarette smoke is uniformly deadly, but that the first-hand smoking of marijuana has numerous remarkable health benefits.
They believe religion is the “opiate of the masses,” despite its obvious benefits to people’s mental and spiritual health over the millennia, yet cling to an irrational, fanatical belief that Socialism will somehow make things better for us all, despite its long, sad-- and abundantly clear-- bloody history. They believe forcibly disarming law-abiding citizens will magically result in criminals being less likely to shoot them, not the reverse. They believe that dramatically raising taxes on those who work-- and paying more to those who don’t—will somehow lead to a more just and prosperous society. They believe that doing away with prisons and reducing the number of police will make them safer.
They believe the phrases “All Lives Matter” and “Make America Great Again” are racist dog-whistles (and a form of actual violence), but that statements comparing President Trump to Adolf Hitler are simply accurate analogies. They believe that Antifa members are essentially freedom fighters but that the Founders were naught but colonial occupiers of the worst kind. They believe capitalism is evil and that Cuba and Venezuela deserve credit for trying to equalize incomes and achieving high rates of literacy. They believe the United States is a racist, sexist, bigoted, patriarchal nation but that we have no right to criticize other cultures, despite the prevalence of wife-beating, female genital mutilation or their propensity to kill gays and lesbians.
They hold that sexual deviance is the highest form of righteousness and conscience, but that cis-males who are openly attracted to cis-females are likely “pervs” and are exhibiting “toxic masculinity.” They believe the death penalty—even for mass murderers—is cruel and barbaric, but that abortion is simply “women’s health care.”
To those on the left, the belief that anything—other than morality itself-- could be immoral…is immoral. Morality is a white male patriarchal construct you see. And that is beyond the pale.
Who are we to disagree?

Sunday, August 2, 2020

A Time For Reckoning

This past week, House Democrats put forth the first-ever bill to repeal the Helms Amendment, which prevents U.S. taxpayers from being forced to fund abortions overseas. The House Democrats characterized the amendment as, you guessed it, “deeply rooted in racism.” Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) and Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.) teamed up to introduce the bill, known as the “Abortion is Health Care Everywhere Act of 2020,” the text of which also touts the benefits to transgenders and people with uteruses in general. Schakowsky released a statement saying, “The Helms Amendment is a policy deeply rooted in racism. It imposes our arbitrary and medically unnecessary abortion restrictions on international communities, allowing the United States to control the health care and bodily autonomy of billions of Black and brown people around the world.” That, of course, is a bald-faced lie…in several respects. Abortion restrictions are neither “deeply rooted in racism” nor “arbitrary.” Quite the contrary. The Helms Amendment does not impose abortion restrictions—or anything else—on international communities or “billions” of Black and brown people around the world.  They are free to do as they please. It restricts our efforts to aid and abet the deaths of countless innocent Black and brown people around the world while protecting the consciences of a great many Americans, 75 percent of whom say they oppose using tax dollars to support abortion in other countries. Democrats either don’t care or don’t believe they will be held accountable for their actions.

Also this past week, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D- Calif.) said that China is "growing into a respectable nation" and urged folks to hold the nation blameless for the coronavirus pandemic. Several other prominent Democrats, Joe Biden included, seem to have fondness for—and connections to-- China and its ruling Communist Party. This despite knowing that the nation deliberately covered up the fact that the coronavirus had been unleashed on the world. And that it routinely engages in intellectual-property theft on our soil, is attempting to achieve total dominance in the South China Sea, threatens its neighbors, has violated its agreement with Britain and stolen Hong Kong’s independence while beating up thousands of innocent protesters…and has imprisoned more than a million Muslim Uighurs and thousands of Falun Gong members.

Oh, and has been harvesting their internal organs, too. Hamid Sabi, a lawyer representing the China Tribunal, an independent panel instituted to investigate Chinese organ harvesting, recently told the United Nations Human Rights Council that “Forced organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience, including the religious minorities of Falun Gong and Uighurs, has been committed for years throughout China on a significant scale.” The Tribunal’s final report on the issue determined that the Chinese government sanctioned the cutting open of victim’s bodies “while still alive for their kidneys, livers, hearts, lungs, cornea and skin to be removed and turned into commodities for sale.” China tacitly admitted to the practice by claiming it ceased using organs from executed prisoners in 2015. Sabi and the Tribunal have urged the U.N. Human Rights Council to investigate the allegations. Unfortunately, the U.N.H.R.C. has been too busy lately denouncing the United States for its tentative attempts to stop rioters from burning down Portland and many other of its major cities to worry about little things like the mass incarceration and organ harvesting of people the Chinese Communist Party deems deplorable.

Liz Throssell, a U.N. human rights spokeswoman, recently stated at a Geneva news briefing, “There have been reports that peaceful protesters have been detained by unidentified police officers and that is a worry because it may place those detained outside the protection of the law and may give rise to arbitrary detention and other human rights violations.” She added, “The authorities should ensure that federal and local security forces deployed are properly and clearly identified and would use force only when necessary, proportionately and in accordance with international standards.”
To Democrats, preventing the needless death of thousands of Black and brown babies with the financial assistance of the United States is racist. And wrong. To Democrats, the NBA, tech giants, and assorted other leftists and “progressives,” the United States is a despicable place of systemic racism. Trump’s tweets are beyond the pale, the Washington Redskins team name so hurtful it must be replaced. But China’s plucking of an organ or two from tens of thousands of people from marginalized groups, while they are still alive…at least for a few more seconds, minutes or hours…is no big deal, no big whoop, no problem. Why so uptight?
There are only two possible “reasons” for Democrats’ positions on these issues: they are mentally ill or truly, unadulteratedly, evil.
This is a time for reckoning. Let’s hope the reckoning occurs this November 3rd. If it does not, it may be too late.
And a different kind of reckoning may await us all.

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Mayor Lightfoot Shuns Mayor Frey

              Chicago Mayor Gordon Lori Lightfoot recently pulled out of a virtual roundtable discussion on the future of American cities when she found out that Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey would be sharing the screen with her. The event was to be hosted by Crain’s Chicago Business, one of the most prestigious business publications in the country. Lightfoot, Frey, and David Axelrod, a Democratic political consultant and former Obama campaign guru, were slated to discuss how COVID-19 and the recent riots will define the future of our nation’s cities. Ironically, it is far-left Democrats such as these who have sentenced the nation’s cities to a dismal, dystopian future, and their ever-dwindling number of inhabitants to a dark and dangerous existence.
              Lightweight Lightfoot lamely attempted to attribute her cancelation to a “scheduling conflict,” though it is abundantly clear she did not wish to share a screen with Frey, who is to mayors as Charlie Brown is to professional athletes. Frey let Minneapolis burn without lifting a finger to save it. He may not even have known it was on fire. During a May 29th press conference specifically to address the rioting, a reporter asked the mayor, “What’s the plan here? What are we doing?” Frey responded, “With regard to?”
              None-the-less, it is remarkable that Mayor Lightfoot, as clueless and feckless as anyone alive, chose to distance herself from Frey. After she forced barbershops and salons to close down due to the coronavirus pandemic, she herself had her hair done. She tried to explain her hypocrisy by stating, “I’m the public face of this city. I’m on national media. I’m out in the public eye.” Translation: “I wanted to get my hair done and I’m far more important than you people.”
              Lightfoot shunning Frey is akin to Hitler not wanting to appear with Stalin-- or Bonnie not wanting to be seen with Clyde.
              Ironic and humorous in one sense. 
              Sad, too.

Friday, July 31, 2020

Canadian CEO Chiefly Concerned With Political Correctness

            Catherine Roome, erstwhile CEO of Technical Safety BC, “an independent, self-funded Canadian organization that oversees the safe installation and operation of technical systems and equipment across the province [British Columbia],” has renounced her title. According to a post, she lamented systemic racism and praised the Black Lives Matter movement before embarking on a truly spectacular display of virtue-signaling.
She…well, let her speak for herself, as quoted by The Globe and Mail: “As folks who know me well will tell you, I am a stickler for inclusive language. I often interrupt people – board directors, heads of organizations, politicians, and others – if I feel they are using titles for our employees that are outdated. So, to receive constructive feedback on my own use of language made me sit up and take notice. One particularly courageous colleague pointed out that I was using a word in my title, president and chief executive officer, that represents something deeply meaningful to many Indigenous peoples. It is a word that is honored and respected in First Nations culture and conveys a meaning very different to organizational leadership. I have long been a champion for Indigenous rights and reconciliation. Yet I am ashamed to say, the thought had never even occurred to me that the title I proudly held could evoke such a response, or even be viewed as disrespectful to the very reconciliation process that I support.”  She added, “So, upon reflection, I have changed my title within the organization to president and lead executive officer.”
The newly self-appointed LEO is fairly bursting at the seams with delight in her own wokeness, so I hate to point out that I am a stickler for language, too. The word “president” originated from the Latinpraesident,” based on the present participle of praesidEre, ergo a president is an official who presides over a body of people, dictionaries tell us. And “executive” is no better, being derived from the Latin “executivus” past participle stem of exequi, meaning to “follow after; carry out, accomplish.” Moreover, online sources inform us that “lead” is akin to the Old High German “leiten,” meaning to lead. For that matter, “officer” stems from Medieval Latin’s “officiarius” and “officium,” meaning “an officer” and “a duty or service,” respectively.
We can clearly see that Ms. Roome is a fraud. Instead of touting her title as “President and Lead Executive Officer,” every word of which has been appropriated and/or is patently offensive, she should instead consider using the phrase “Premier and Preeminent Controlling Director.” Though, come to think of it, I haven’t checked to see if those words could be harmful in some way, too.
Perhaps we could just call her, “Heap big mucky-muck.”
Perhaps not. 
Hey, you?”

Thursday, July 30, 2020

If The Mainstream Media Of 2020 Had Existed Then...

December 7th, 1941; NBC Radio Network:

“Good evening and welcome to the NBC Nightly News. In an extraordinary demonstration of flying skill and political moxie, a procession of mostly peaceful Japanese pilots overflew Pearl harbor this morning…”

April 13th, 1945; The New York Times:

“American troops liberated Ohrdruf, a so-called German ‘concentration camp’ yesterday, only to discover that the mostly peaceful Nazis apparently occasionally ‘intensified’ their efforts to convince its Jewish guests to comply with certain regulations and mandates.”

June 19, 1963; The Washington Post:

Mostly peaceful Klu Klux Klan members burned down several black Christian churches yesterday and used hound dogs to tree a number of uppity negroes. These atypical actions were precipitated by the general lack of respect afforded to Klan members according to local authorities…and the KKK. Eventually, a Wall of Mothers formed to protect the mostly peaceful Klan members from potential federal intervention.”

September 11th, 2001; MSNBC:

“New York City—and indeed America herself—was taken aback earlier today when a number of mostly peaceful Muslim jihadists flew hijacked passenger planes into the World Trade Center towers, potentially killing thousands of innocent men, women and children. The question on everyone’s mind is ‘how did the United States bring this on itself?’ or ‘how did George W. Bush and the Republicans manage to force so many members of the Religion of Peace into such bold and hurtful actions?’”