Swedish Citizens Receive Terror Notices

                     Numerous Swedish citizens have received “letters” notifying them that they will be beheaded if they don’t convert to Islam…in three days or less. The “notices” were slipped under the doors of these citizens dwellings. They state: “In the name of Allah, the merciful, full of grace, you who are not believers will be decapitated in three days in your own house. We will bomb your rotten corpses afterwards.”  

                Not to worry, though. The terrorists were merciful enough-and full of enough grace- to leave them an out. All that those threatened have to do- to avoid losing their heads and dispense with the corpse bombing- is pay a jizwa, or religious tax. How, exactly, they might do this is unclear. Pay-Pal? Three easy monthly installments?

                Convert, enslave/tax or kill. Basic Islamic doctrine for dealing with infidels. This doesn’t seem all that unreasonable in light of the recent climate summit agreement. The people of Western (Christian) industrialized nations have also “been given a choice” in recent years. Convert to belief in man-caused climate change or be mocked, scorned and smeared by the intelligentsia. Now, post Parisian summit, they are also being forced to pay a large (but undefined) climate tax, or “jipsu.”