Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Pain-Free Memories Coming Soon

                     Reports claim Dutch psychology professor Merel Kindt has discovered a way to erase emotional anxiety associated with bad memories without erasing the memories themselves. Her tests show that, after being given a drug called propranolol, people retain their memories, but discard any pain associated with them, as the drug changes the way memories are re-saved in the brain after being accessed.

                Methinks it’s time to buy stock in the companies that manufacture the drug. After 8 long years of the Obama administration, and this year’s presidential campaign, the vast majority of the American population will soon be lining up to purchase propranolol in bulk quantities.

No comments:

Post a Comment