White House Press Secretary Says Administration Working Hard To Suppress Speech

 

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki recently remarked that if someone is banned from one social media platform, they should be banned from all other platforms as well. That’s an, um, interesting take. The Orange Lady said, “You shouldn’t be banned from one platform and not others for providing misinformation.” Yes, and if someone is kicked out of one restaurant, especially for, say, “ordering the wrong menu items,” they should be kicked out of every restaurant. Is everyone in this administration crazy? (Don’t attempt to answer that, it was a purely rhetorical question.)

Incredibly, that was neither the dumbest nor the scariest quote she uttered during that press briefing. She also admitted that the administration is “flagging problematic posts for Facebook that spread disinformation,” and added that platforms like Facebook should “measure and publicly share the impact of misinformation on their platform” while creating “robust enforcement strategies.” When government and large private entities come together to suppress information, it’s called fascism. And “robust enforcement strategies?” Such as total disregard for the First Amendment and freedom of speech? Canceling those who said something “problematic?” Prison? The death penalty?

Keep in mind, “problematic” means information progressives don’t want to get out. “Disinformation” and “misinformation” are their euphemisms for the truth.

Is Vaccine Resistance Futile?

 

Don’t be surprised if some day soon there is a knock on your door, and you open it to find strange people standing there trying to get you to do something for them. And it isn’t Halloween. 

The Biden administration recently announced that government officials will shortly embark on a door-to-door push to convince the unvaccinated to recant and testify to the error of their ways. That’s right, feds may well be coming to your home to twist your arm to get you to accept receiving a jab in one. Will they be wearing red armbands for ease of identification?

“Ve haf vays of…how you say…’convincing’ you to do ze right thing, ya’? Verstehen sie? Understand?”

The campaign to intimidate Americans into getting vaccinated against the coronavirus/COVID-19/the Wuhan Flu is creepy and ham-handed at best-- and possibly unconstitutional. It is shades of the Third Reich and similarly mindful of East Germany. The Nazis forced Jews to be marked with the “Jewish Badge” in the lead-up to the Holocaust. “Progressive” politicians throughout the U.S. are considering “vaccination passports”-- and various ways to publicly mark people who have not consented to having an experimental foreign substance injected into their bodies. These same government heads encouraged everyone to rat out their friends, neighbors, family members, and countrymen countrypersons for not wearing facial masks and/or not observing proper social distancing mandates, so you can bet they will also encourage citizens to shun those who haven’t yet been vaccinated.

But why didn’t/doesn’t the government go door-to-door coercing Americans to get the regular flu vaccine, or to be vaccinated against mumps, measles, chickenpox, polio, or any other disease?

And what if the government did go door-to-door to persuade women to have an abortion or men to get a vasectomy? Leftists are nothing but frauds. They discard their “my body, my choice” mantra the moment it doesn’t comport with a part of their agenda, replacing it with the “government knows best” bromide.

The Biden administration is embarrassed that it failed to meet its stated vaccination goal by the Fourth of July. So it will send its minions across the fruited plain to strong-arm “vaccine deniers.”

Until very recently (the day Trump left office), liberals considered resistance to be patriotic. Now they consider it an affront to Uncle Sam, science, and Dr. Fauci. (I guess that’s redundant, Fauci thinks he is science.)

Let’s hope resistance isn’t futile.

"God Bless Abortion" Sign Draped Over Statue Of Christ, Son Of God

 

One of the repulsive aspects of “wokeism,” the One True Religion to The Left, is its absolute certainty that anyone questioning the orthodoxy, or its adherents, is WRONG. “We believe in science,” they say, “and the science is settled. Period. If you disagree with us, you should not be allowed to speak. You are a denier. The Earth is heating up for man-caused reasons. Men can be women and women can be men. All whites are racist. There is nothing they can do about it due to the color of their skin. If you disagree with that statement…you are racist. The science is settled.”

 Arrogance can be off-putting, but arrogance based on nothing—ignorance—is unsettling and dangerous. Ironically, ignorant people often tend to think they know everything, or at least far more than they actually do. As Ronald Reagan once said, “The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance, it’s just that they know so much that is not so.” Conversely, the smarter people are, the likelier they are to realize how little they know. The more they learn, the more they realize how much there is to learn, and how little humans are capable of knowing in a cosmic sense. After all, we cannot ask to be born, nor did we create the universe we seek to understand.

One thing I do know, having been a keen—if increasingly saddened—observer of recent cultural, political and current events, is that there is an undercurrent to it all. A battle of good versus evil is playing out before our mostly unseeing eyes.

This has become clear after watching Democrats use COVID-19 purely to advance their own agenda and enhance their own power. It has become clear after watching the “mostly peaceful” rioters burn and loot large sections of major cities, cheered on by the same people who think “misgendering” someone is “violence.” It has become clear after seeing the “meh” reaction from our elites to the Hunter Biden laptop and its diversity of depravity, juxtaposed to their professed outrage and disgust at all things Trumpian. It has become clear watching pampered sports stars, university professors, mainstream media members, business titans, Big Tech oligarchs, and prominent government figures attack the United States (and the Star-Spangled Banner) as racist and hateful while cow-towing to China despite its ongoing persecution of Uighurs, Falun Gong members, and anyone who doesn’t toe the Communist Party line.

And it has never been clearer than when observing the words and actions of radical pro-abortion groups. One of these recently draped a sign proclaiming “God Bless Abortions” over the 65-foot-tall Christ of the Ozarks Statue in Eureka, Arkansas. (The group plans to sell T-shirts commemorating the event. Surely to raise money for a good cause.)

“God Bless Abortions.” Draped over (a statue of) the Son of God.

Given their recent actions, one might think that sentiment may soon be Democratic Party orthodoxy…if it weren’t for the fact that so many Democrats don’t believe in God.

When all whites are deemed racist…solely due to the color of their skin, gender is something one can choose as easily as what shoes to wear, abortion is considered “women’s health care,” progressives consider only traditional values to be evil, and the majority is too scared of the minority to stand up for what it believes, society has reached a tipping point.

Far too many of us in the West have been blinded with pseudo-science-- and have become tolerant of everything but ourselves.

God help us all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Library Hires "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey" To Encourage Kids To Read

 

Goodmayes Public Library in east London wanted to hire someone to encourage children to read as part of its recent Redbridge Libraries Summer Reading Challenge event. Unfortunately, the library had to issue an apology after the person hired turned out to be a performer known online as “Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey,” a member of something called the Mandiga Arts Group. RDBM appeared, as is his wont (and unsurprisingly given his moniker), as a rainbow colored, bare-assed monkey with a large prosthetic penis which he thrusted at passing vehicles. How this was related to encouraging kids to read is beyond me, but who am I to judge?

Pictures of Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey went viral, sadly eliciting outrage from some reactionary, stick-in-the-mud, traditional Christian, homophobic, cisgender, heterosexual parents. The library has since issued an apology.

The Standard reported that “Redbridge Council said that they did not arrange the event and it was organized by Vision Redbridge Culture and Leisure (RCL), a registered charity and a non-profit organization, who have ‘since apologized to residents’.”

Apparently, RCL took to Twitter to state: “During an event put on at the library today there was a performance by a Carnival Arts Company. Unfortunately, one of the animal costumes was inappropriate which we were not aware of at the time of booking. We deeply apologize for the offence caused. This is being looked into. This event was arranged by Vision and not Redbridge Council. Upon receiving complaints passed on by the Leader and Deputy Leader, we ceased the performance and are truly apologetic for the distress caused to residents. This will never happen again.” RCL added: “We never intended to offend residents. We respect everyone’s individual opinion with no offence to any part.”

This is mindful of a Monty Python bit: “We are frightfully sorry for the last sketch and should like to apologize to everyone in the world.”

This is mind-boggling. Was the party responsible truly unaware that a rainbow-colored, bare-assed, ‘dildo-monkey’ aimed at influencing children’s behavior could conceivably cause an uproar?

 Did RCL add to its apology by stating, “In fact, we feel so bad that we have already made plans to cancel the naked, three-peckered, man-eating zombie we were going to feature at next year’s event.”

"The Brady Bunch" Recreated With Drag Queens

 

            “The Brady Bunch,” beloved as the classic 1970s sitcom may have been, received a much-needed revamp, Paramount Plus and MTV Entertainment Studios recently announced. Some of the show’s original stars were joined by alums of RuPaul’s reality series “Drag Queens” to reimagine and recreate a classic episode of the iconic half-hour television show in celebration of Pride Month.

The crossover event, called "Dragging the Classics: The Brady Bunch," recreated the classic Brady Bunch episode titled "Will the Real Jan Brady Please Stand Up?" Well, will she he they? Or is Jan really RuPaul? Inquiring minds want to know.

The “Dragging the classics” vehicle provides an almost unlimited opportunity for recreating classic television shows and movies. Who among us wouldn’t love to see “Bonanza” remade with drag queen characters? RuPaul as “Hoss” would be to die for, no?

Little House on the Prairie, The Flintstones, and Gilligan’s Island would all be better if they were drag queen enhanced. As would “I Dream of Jeannie.” Is there anyone who wouldn’t want to find a bottle which, when opened, dispenses a drag queen Genie willing to serve them and grant them whatever their heart desires, especially if it involves a fabulous leather outfit and a riding crop?

Gunsmoke is yet another classic show that would be improved by the introduction of gender dysphoria. What if Festus Parker was a non-binary questioning transvestite? And Miss Kitty was actually a guy in gal’s clothing? Delicious! Think of the potential plot twists! Who wouldn’t love to see Marshal Matt Dillon portrayed by Dame Edna Everage or Bianca Del Rio?

Vintage movies, too, could be greatly enhanced by their remaking with drag queens and other assorted sexual deviants.

Gone With the Wind, Casablanca, True Grit, The Godfather, Jaws, and The Magnificent Seven just to name a few. Dirty Harry, too. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, RuPaul?”

“Go ahead, make my day…you two-spirited pansexual person, you!”

Saving Private Ryan, Finding Nemo, The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler’s List, and The Dark Knight are among the vast majority of movies that could be improved and sanctified by running them through the prism of gender confusion and sexual dysfunction.

Star Wars, too. As the adorable non-binary droid R2-D2 said to the subtly gay (and likely pangender) C-3PO: “May the farce be with you.” 

U.S. Olympic Basketball Team Racist For Having One White Player On The Squad

 

Jalen Rose used his ESPN podcast recently to slander USA Basketball for adding the Cleveland Cavalier’s Kevin Love to its 12-man Olympic roster. He noted that, “Kevin Love did not have a stellar season, was not the best player on his team, and did not necessarily deserve to be on this squad." The former NBA player said of the veteran power forwards addition to Team USA, "Kevin Love is on the team because of tokenism.” He added that those who chose Love should not have been “scared to make an all-Black team representing the United States of America,” apparently forgetting or unaware that the 2016 US Olympic team was all-Black.

Accusing USA Basketball of racism for assembling a team consisting of 11 Black players and one white one is rich enough on its face. When viewed through the progressive prism of equity over all, however, it becomes the height of hypocrisy. Merit doesn’t matter, equality of outcome is everything. Mr. Rose can’t have his cake and eat it, too. Like every other organization or entity, Team USA should look like America. That means, in a just world, nearly 70% of Team USA would be white, slightly over half would be female, and at least 7 team members would be self-professed Christians.

Also, only roughly 8% of the squad would be millionaires, as opposed to 100% of the current selectees.

Apparently, in the minds of those like Rose, a “token” Black person on, say, a corporate board or the Supreme Court is a bad thing because it is not enough. Yet, placing Love on Team USA is a form of “tokenism” that is also bad because it unnecessarily keeps a qualified Black person from the position. In other words, it is too much. Therefore, a Black “token” is a symbol of systemic racism and white supremacy. And, remarkably, a white “token” is, too.

Am I the only one who wants to cry “foul” at this obvious display of hypocrisy?

Progressives, what’s wrong with just choosing Love?

 

People's Of Color Victims Of "Tree Inequity"

 

It’s worse than we thought.

It’s bad enough that peoples of color are victims of racist math and racist bird names, but now we know they are also made to suffer from “tree inequity.”

A research group called American Forests, in conjunction with the United States Forest Service, recently announced that peoples of color, living as many do in socioeconomically disadvantaged communities, often have fewer trees around them than do those residing in wealthier white communities. The group claims that trees are disproportionality planted in those wealthier and whiter neighborhoods and that this has “deprived many communities of color of the health and other benefits that sufficient tree cover can deliver.”

The USFS funds the utilization of a 100-point system to determine whether there are “enough” trees planted in a given neighborhood, known as the new Tree Equity Score.

Assumedly, fabulously wealthy Black people such as Oprah Winfrey, Barack and Michelle Obama, LeBron James, and Patrisse Khan-Cullors (co-founder of the Black Lives Matter movement), all of whom live in mansions in one or more exclusive white neighborhoods, are surrounded by a veritable forest of trees. Or at least as many as their whiny little “oppressed” hearts desire.

Conversely, the extraordinary numbers of well-off white people living in desert communities in Arizona and other locations often have few or no trees on their properties. So perhaps, say, the Department of the Interior can institute new Cactus Equity and Golf Hole Equity scores.

And, if the Tree Inequity Problem were to be resolved, you know some progressive entity would scream that trees in Black communities are a sign of systemic racism, a dog whistle about monkeys or lynchings.

As always, professional offense-takers and virtue-signalers are barking up the wrong tree. And driving me up one.

 

 

California Prohibits State-Funded Travel To Five More States

 

The People’s Republic of California prohibited state-funded travel to five more Republican-led states recently because far left Golden State politicians purportedly believe those states have passed legislation that could be seen as discriminating against members of the LGBTQ community. (State agencies from the erstwhile Land of Milk and Honey are prohibited from authorizing state-funded travel to restricted areas under AB 1887, a bill passed in 2016, according to the Sacramento Bee.) Arkansas, Montana, West Virginia, and Florida were added to the existing list of 12 states to which state-sanctioned travel is verboten. Their crimes were similar, in that all four had the audacity to ban males from competing on girls’ sports teams. Arkansas went so far as to prohibit physicians from lopping breasts and penises off of young people and giving them drugs to “block” their puberty. (And Florida, of course, is led by Gov. Ron DeSantis, who is to “progressives” as Kryptonite is to Super Man. DeSantis is such a monster, he is even now attempting to enhance and protect “viewpoint diversity” on his state’s college campuses! Diversity of kink is self-evidently worthy of protection, but diversity of thought? That’s crazy!)

North Dakota made the list due to its egregious passage of House Bill 1503 which seeks to codify “free speech protections for students and faculty at North Dakota’s public colleges and universities.” If freedom of speech is guaranteed, what’s next, freedom of assembly? Of religion? What some of these red states are doing is nothing less than frightening!

Sarcasm aside, what California is doing is frightening. When one state in the union effectively tries to prevent its people from traveling to other states in the union because those states have certain policies and statutes with which its political leaders disagree…well, so much for federalism and republicanism. And, at some point, possibly, the union.

To a sentient, unbiased being with at least an adequate knowledge of history, it is truly mind-boggling that so many almost perfectly ignorant people today believe they know better than the American Founders how to design a successful society, including all of its economic and political institutions…and its raison d’ệtre. The Founders assiduously studied all previous societies, economic systems and forms of government. They were intimately familiar with the world’s religions and had nearly all read the Bible. Most importantly, they were students of human behavior and connoisseurs of the truth.

California’s leaders, like progressives everywhere, seem only to know what can’t be so: men can be women and women can be men. Raising taxes will help the economy. (Tax increases which now fund $60,000 tents for the homeless.) Subsidizing sloth, indolence and drug use will help to alleviate sloth, indolence and drug use. Attacking Christianity will lead to more tolerance. Defunding the police will lead to less crime and more justice.

It is no wonder that people are fleeing California. In a recent survey, conducted by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce, 40% of the residents of San Francisco who were polled said they planned to leave the city in the near future. 40%! Will someone soon pen a Declaration of Independence from California?

California can try to keep its citizens from visiting red states, but, ironically, it is forcing them to move to red states.

 

 

 

Another New CIA Ad!

 

New CIA Television Ad, 3^rd in Series—

(Man, apparently, apparently in Central Intelligence Agency Breakroom)

 

“Hi there! I am woman, hear me roar! (Giggles.) Well, I identify as a woman anyway. Same thing, right? In fact, I am a transgender, pansexual, atheist of color. And I am the new CIA! I am intersectional, anti-colonialist and anti-racist. I know this because I hate white, Christian males, a.k.a. ‘the oppressors.’ I despise Trump and ‘MAGA’ hats! I mean, Orange Man and red hats, how gauche!

“Anyway, when we here at the CIA aren’t trying to save the world by chasing down right-wing bigots and white supremacists around the globe, we can relax in our newly expanded and lavishly appointed Fun Room And Safe Space, or FRASS (looks around and gestures with hands as camera follows). Yay! As you can see, we have an oven for baking cookies and a deluxe Keurig maker for making coffee. We have a sushi bar here and a quiche station next to that. There are adult coloring books on the table over there. Very adult, if you know what I mean, honey! (Giggles.) Let’s just say we use a lot of ‘nude’-colored crayons. On the table over there, we have various board games. And, with titles like ‘Gay Monopoly,’ ‘Pricktionary,’ ‘Randy Land,’ ‘Cards Promoting Pornography,’ and ‘Poop Chutes and Ladders,’ we will never be bored! (Winks at camera coquettishly.) We like to say, ‘Let your freak flag fly with pride!’ And we actually do fly the LGBTQIIA+ flag(s) for Pride! Month. And many of us are lobbying to get that flag to permanently replace the U.S. flag that some of us refer to as the ‘Scars and Swipes.’ We also want to rebrand the entire organization as the ‘Central Intersectional Agency.’ We’d keep the same acronym!

“But I digress. Anyway, we have a library stocked with the classics, books by everyone from Karl Marx to Megan Rapinoe, V.I. Lenin to Rachel Maddow, Al Gore to Greta Thunberg, and RuPaul to Don Lemon. After all, we Pride! ourselves on our tolerance! There’s room for everybody here at the new CIA! (Well, unless you are a conservative or hold traditional values, of course. Or are some other kind of sick perv.)

“Well, anyway, ta-ta and thanks for watching. Remember the motto that adorns the wall here at CIA headquarters: ‘And we shall blow the truth because the truth shall make you pee.’”

                     

Mainstream Media "News"

 

CNN/MSNBC/NPR/NBC/ABC/CBS/New York Times/Washington Post, et. al:

July 19, 2021—

 

Yet another member of the Trump-loving, radical, right-wing terrorist mob that attempted to overthrow the United States government this past January 6—a date that will live forever in infamy—has been sentenced to justice. Your beatific leaders, duly elected and chosen by you the people, have decided to jail Ashli Babbitt in absentia and in perpetuity. Babbitt, an ex-military supporter of extreme forms of white supremacy and likely member of the Proud Boys, was blessedly shot dead by a courageous Capitol police officer during the crazed mob’s nearly successful attempt at insurrection. Many of the people’s elected representatives—and most experts-- wanted to posthumously execute Babbitt in order to send a message to the Satanic bastards who had the audacity to challenge their betters, but those that thought the measure could be seen as overly harsh, if not “intolerant,” prevailed.

 

July 20, 2021—

 

In a heartwarming development, the vast majority of teachers’ unions across the country—and each of their national brethren—voted to go forward teaching the 1619 Project, Critical Race Theory, and “Queer and Kink Sex Ed.” The unions of selfless top educators pledged to thoroughly cover these vital topics, no matter the opinions and desires of America’s parents, particularly those of a dangerously Christian bent in flyover country. Moreover, the NEA vowed to bring these core curriculums to every K-12 classroom in the nation. The glorious revolution continues apace, despite the feeble resistance of certain white, male, religious extremists, members of the entrenched patriarchy, reactionaries, Nazis, climate-change deniers, and assorted other whackos! Change has come, comrades! We are who we’ve been waiting for!

 

July 22, 2021—

 

The Biden administration, already proving itself to be one of the most effective in our nation’s history, took another step towards saving our republic yesterday, by seeing to the passage of a bill dramatically increasing taxes on businesses-- and those obscenely wealthy individuals making over $400,000 a year. Tax rates on businesses will be doubled, and the top marginal tax rate on individuals will be raised from 37% to 77%. This long overdue correction of unfair legislation enacted by the criminal Donald Trump and his accomplices will significantly increase badly needed revenue so that the federal government can benevolently, and in an utterly unbiased manner, redistribute wealth to marginalized groups and peoples of color. This should teach the imperialist, running-dog, hyper-capitalists a lesson they will never forget. Workers of the world unite! (Even though no one should be forced to work. We are fervent advocates of a stout universal basic income!)

 

July 23, 2021—

 

Progressive Democrats have introduced a bill that would ban all energy extraction-- and use-- across the country by 2024. These planet-loving pols are proposing a bold step towards reducing America’s giant carbon footprint on our unsuspecting and fragile globe. The bill, H.R. 666-FUUSA, would mandate that all coal, oil, shale oil, natural gas and nuclear energy exploration, extraction, production, and use be permanently shut down by December 31, 2024. The bill also would ban the use of wind turbines, hydro-electric power, and solar panels, as each of these energy options “despoil the natural environment, obstruct sight-lines for some of our Democratic colleagues who live nearby, and steal energy from our beloved earth mother.”

 

            Author’s note: Remember to patronize these unimpeachable sources of straight news, as they speak only the truth. They are unbiased, fair and balanced, and looking out for you. Democracy dies in darkness, comrades. Thank Gaia for the mainstream media! Long live our Dear Leader!