Democratic Candidate For Iowa Secretary Of Agriculture Once Stated That Farming Is Not That Hard

 

A video clip has resurfaced to the potential detriment of the Democratic candidate for secretary of agriculture in Iowa. In the now 5-year-old clip, posted to ‘X’ by something called the Iowa Field Report, Chris Jones stated, “A lot of this grain farming now, it’s not that hard. They’re only working a few weeks out of the year.” He added, “the truth is, you know, a lot of them are millionaires.” Yes, I think we all know at least one wealthy, lazy farmer.

These are not your grandfather’s DFLers (for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor Party, as it used to be called). They don’t like farming, and think being a farmer is a piece of cake. And that most farmers are wealthy. What do they think of Labor? Actually, they don’t believe people should have to do it. Don’t wanna work? You should get a Universal Basic Income (UBI), likely derived from taxes those lazy, millionaire farmers pay. Are you an illegal alien and don’t wanna work? You’ll get even more free stuff. Homeless and unemployed? Here’s a free crack pipe and a five-dollar bill. Now go vote for who we tell you to.

That’s the F for Farmer and the L for Labor, but what about the D for Democrat? There are precious few of those around at this point. There are no more Trumans or JFKs left. Democrats have quickly morphed into Democratic-Socialists, emphasis on Socialists. The crazier you are and the more checkered your past, the better. Want to abolish farming, labor, babies, fireworks, football, and America? The DSA is the Party for you! And it’s a big tent! Want to abolish the police, the military, and the Senate, too? Pack the court? Come on in! Won’t submit to using our preferred if inaccurate pronouns? Whoa, stay away, Beelzebub!

Jones’ assertion is as if someone running to be the head of the United Auto Workers Union (UAW) said that the internal combustion engine should be banned. Within 25 years, if we are to help save the planet. Al Gore actually did say that, back in 1992, when he was vice-president. 25 years later was 2017…9 years ago. But there is never serious follow-up questioning, no real accountability.

So, we ever more frequently hear things such as, “Being a police officer is not that hard. That’s why I think we should defund the police. Same for those in the military. It’s just not that hard to be a soldier, and I think we should abolish the military, too. Now, being Secretary of Agriculture, however, is, like, super hard. Government jobs are hard. Being a public servant is difficult, a sacrifice. But gosh darn it, we are willing to do it…for the betterment of society. For the greater good. [Because that’s just how wonderful and indispensable I —and those just like me-- are].”

These far-left nutcases make Chucky and Pennywise look like Mike Rowe and Victor Davis Hanson. Anyone who would vote for these dangerous clowns is mentally ill.

The United States is being invaded from the outside…and attacked from within. And the erstwhile Democrat Party is not only okay with this but is aiding and abetting the assaults.

           As for farmers, most of them I know work from sun-up to sundown, six days a week. They have to worry about-- and prepare for-- potential droughts, floods, late winters, record heat, bugs, blight, government policies, and changing market conditions. All to provide us with the food we need. 

          Politicians? These "public servants" take our money, squander it, and feed us lies. 

 

What The Hell Happened? How Did America Come To This?

 

What the hell happened?

How did we go so far off the rails so fast? Might there have actually been something in the COVID vaccines? It does seem that an explosion of idiocy has occurred since the Lockdown Days. How is it that Socialism (Communism Lite) has suddenly become so fashionable? How could this happen in the once United States of America? It’s not like it doesn’t have a concrete and dismal track record.

Perhaps we failed the obedience test that was the Plandemic so badly that Leftists decided there was no need to hide anything anymore. “They were okay with being told that many of their jobs were unnecessary? They obeyed the order to not attend their families’ weddings and funerals? Remarkable!” Can any of you honestly picture the founders being okay with those mandates? Heads would have rolled. And they would have been the heads of those who tried to force them to comply with the tyranny. Make no mistake, the founders were genuinely “No Kings” activists, and they built the country that way. George Washington was asked to be king. He declined.

So how did so many become infatuated with Marxism? How did so many, post 9/11, become intoxicated by Islam? Why do so many fall for obvious bullshit? Yes, as I’ve recently stated, academia and the media are partly to blame. History and economics are the two most vital subjects for the people in any successful society in which to be versed. But academia doesn’t teach and the media doesn’t report on actual history and real-world economics. Our youth were born after the Cold War and 9/11, and, as such, neither mean that much to most of them. That is tragic, but there must be more. Was there something in the vaccines? I don’t really believe this myself, but…what happened? It was not like this before. It really wasn’t.

So called Conservatives have been braying about how the Democrat Party is dead or on the ropes since the 2024 presidential election. Many have claimed that wokeness is dead, the woke nearly extinct. This is patently absurd. In truth, wokeness is thriving, the Democrat Party has been taken over by far-left zealots and idealogues…even though many of them haven’t had a unique idea or an original thought in their lifetimes. Socialists, supposedly a minority in the Democrat party, have taken it over, ridden roughshod over any allegedly “moderate” in their way, and are getting elected all over the fruited plane. The so-called “moderates” are now kow-towing to them, pre-emptively surrendering to the Socialists among them as if they were RINOs surrendering to legacy Democrats.

How do Socialists with Nazi tattoos, wife beaters, cousin fornicators, Muslims who want to enforce and enshrine Sharia Law, and others who demonstrably hate virtually all of the founding principles of this nation keep winning elections? How does this square with the Democrat Party is dead? It isn’t. It has been energized by insane radicals. Why do we allow Democrats, DSA members and their media sycophants to call anyone slightly to the right of Chairman Mao “far-right extremists?” And yet, to these people, virtually no one is a “far-left extremist.”

It increasingly appears that the perfect DSA candidate would be one who has a long rap sheet, identifies as a black trans bisexual woman, hates America and Christianity, wants open borders, the abolition of prisons, police, the Senate, the presidency—and who wants to pack the court and make D.C. and Puerto Rico states.

What caused women to transfer their natural empathy from their children and families to rapists, murderers, and career criminals? In a matter of a few short years. How the bleep is it that many speak of ICE as “invading” cities and cruelly trying to deport these rapists, murderers, and career criminals? This is the opposite of reality. The illegals have already committed a crime, even if they haven’t gone on to rape or murder anyone. By definition, they are the ones who have invaded the country. It is ICE that is trying to repel that invasion, enforce the laws, and provide order and security. The one thing governments are legitimately tasked with doing.

And what can explain Francesca Hong running for governor of Wisconsin…and being a favorite to win? She has had issues with credit card debt, voted against an anti-grooming law, wants to abolish the police, and previously stated that she thought Thanksgiving should be cancelled because it “brings out the worst in humanity.” Giving thanks brings out the worst in humanity? No, envy and entitlement bring out the worst in humanity, gratitude the best. If a candidate is evil, it is far better to be flamboyantly evil. Have that Bill Clinton charisma. But Hong is boringly, blandly evil. How is she so popular? David Crowley, who ultimately prevailed in the Dairy State’s chaotic and questionable Democrat Governor primary, stated that his policies closely align with Hong's, and that he, too, supports abolishing the U.S. Senate, ending Milwaukee's school choice program, and raising Wisconsin’s tax rate to the highest in the nation. (Voters are upset that they can’t afford food, but want to raise their own taxes so they have even less of their own money to spend? Or do they just want to raise “other” people’s taxes?)

What the hell happened? We have moronic Marxists telling us that Capitalism is bad, despite the fact that it made the U.S. the most successful, wealthy-- and generous-- nation in history. We have Muslims telling us that we shouldn’t eat bacon, drink beer, or own dogs. We have men claiming that they are women…if they but say they are. To hell with Genesis, I guess.

Was there a stupid gene in the COVID vaccines? Did the Plandemic break us? Or did we do it to ourselves?

 

Of Abdul El-Sayed, Stephanie White, And "Tampon" Timmy Walz

 

Rationality is not Democrats’ strong suit. Logic is not their forte. Consistency of thought and reason is not their thing. To wit:

Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, Michigan’s favorite Marxist Muslim, authored a Substack post in 2021in which he deplored “the toxic masculinity at the heart of America’s most popular sport, and men’s sports culture more generally.” El-Sayed, a Muslim and fan of Sharia Law who played high school football himself, seems to have gone off half-cocked, so-to-speak, without regard to irony, hypocrisy, or room-reading. But what the hell, he won, right? But what of Jihadists incessantly stabbing people with knives? Killing Christians by the thousands in places like Nigeria? Beheading the odd journalist? Keeping their womenfolk encased in draperies? Raping 12-year-olds? Any of these seem more toxic, if not more masculine, than someone getting tackled on a run-pass option.

Stephanie White, the ironically named head coach of the Indiana Fever, recently ranted about those who had the unbridled temerity-- the sheer, unadulterated audacity-- to question her comments regarding assaults on her own players by bizarrely stating in part, “Love will win. Grace will win. Humility will win, and kindness will win.” She added, “Everybody else can go to hell.” If that’s not love, grace, and humility, I don’t know what is! Who among us hasn’t lovingly, gracefully, and humbly told everyone else to go to hell?

Gov. Tim Walz has arguably committed more crimes against Minnesotans than anyone other than Dr. Fauci, yet he constantly railed against ICE agents who he said were “invading” his city, which, of course, is exactly the opposite of reality. The objective truth is that hordes of illegal aliens have invaded places like Minneapolis, and that many of them have committed crimes, some heinous, since doing so. Many have been given free goods and services, courtesy of taxpayers in the North Star State and elsewhere. ICE has been attempting to repel and repatriate the invaders, but Walz prefers to pardon child rapists while slandering law enforcement…and making sure men’s bathrooms are adequately stocked with feminine hygiene products.

No one can credibly accuse Walz of toxic masculinity—or any other kind of masculinity—but they can rightfully accuse him of fostering fraud, rank incompetence and felony cluelessness. Walz doesn’t know how to handle a shotgun, but perhaps he could play in the WNBA. Maybe Stephanie White would even defend him.

Democrats To Americans: "Go To Hell, We'll Do As We Please"

 

Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn recently appeared on “Sunday Morning Futures” with host Maria Bartiromo to talk about her campaign to be the next Governor of Tennessee. In doing so, she mentioned that Republicans “got a floor vote on just show an ID when you go to vote.”

 Sen. Blackburn added, “The interesting thing was every single Democrat voted against showing an ID, even though 83 percent of the American people and 71 percent of all Democrats think you ought to have to show that ID.” Every single Democrat went directly against the known will of the people they ostensibly represent.

Democrats demand people show an ID to attend their own conventions, and even to help their city out by shoveling snow-- but, by God, asking folks to prove they’re citizens of this nation when voting for the President of these United States, and by default the leader of the free world, is beyond the pale! An outrage!

Is there anyone in America who honestly believes the Democrats are doing this out of a determination to do what is “right?” If so, I have I have a Communist economic system to sell them. Oh wait, Democrats have already bought that.

What if, circa 1860, 83% of the American people—and 71% of Democrats— polled were against slavery, but every single Democrat Senator voted against abolishing it, claiming they were concerned that “many black folks just wouldn’t be able to take care of themselves if this cruel Republican measure passed?” Seems likely, doesn’t it?

Democrats always like to claim they are “for the people”…and those like Grover Cleveland, FDR, Harry Truman, and JFK often acted in a way that could at least be construed as being true to that statement. Today’s Democrats seem to not only despise the country but its citizens, as well.

One would hope voters will hold today’s Democrats responsible for spitting in their faces. Then again-- given the vast and growing evidence of Democrat election chicanery, i.e. cheating-- how would we know if they did or did not?

 

To SAVE America-- Or not

 

In a world that increasingly despises excellence and mocks morality, it is not surprising that the U.S. Senate can't even find the votes to pass the Save America Act. There is a simple reason for that: not enough of them want to save America. Think of that. And so, it is likely America will not be saved, more likely that it will be subverted from within.

So, the assault on all things traditional continues apace, and Republicans are too timid to attempt to repel the attack. Some Republicans are, like the French, simply predisposed to surrender. Others don't wish to have their invites to fashionable soirées canceled. And still others are afraid of being called names. Unlike most Democrats, whose only consideration is power, some Republicans do ask themselves, “Would this be the right thing to do?” But this is not, nor has it ever been a perfect world, or anything close to it, particularly right now, today. The only way for good to outlast evil is for good to be willing to push back, defend itself, and fight like hell when necessary.

So, if dispensing with the filibuster, the “nuclear option,” is a necessary precursor to passing the save America act, then that is what must be done. And that would, unquestionably, be the “right thing to do” now, given the alternative. The rapid rise of all out communists in the erstwhile Democrat party demands that those opposed to tyranny crush them by any means necessary. No matter what. Or else what has always happened before with the onset of Communism will happen again. Here. In the United States of America, a country founded on individual rights and limited government. Hard as that may be to believe.

A people can vote their way into Communism but can never vote their way back out. Because, as soon as Communists take power, they take away your right to freedom of speech, they take away your guns, and they take away your right to vote. They strip you of your rights, your property, your agency, and your dignity.

Yet there are many here today purportedly begging to be enslaved. AWFULS, Karens, the over-educated, and various others who like to believe they hate the US and everything for which it stands. In other words, the core of today’s Democrat Party.

As Voltaire noted, it is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

 

 

WNBA To Meet To Decide What Its 'W' Stands For

Here is a recent headline, one that should be an excellent example of a Babylon Bee headline, but that isn’t a Babylon Bee headline, but a real one from Townhall -- an actual news outlet:

“WNBA to Hold Meeting to Discuss What the ‘W’ Stands For.”

The more I hear of the WNBA, the more I realize there is no intelligent life here on this planet. Beam me up, Scotty. Please.

The league is actually going to hold a meeting in an attempt to define what it thinks the definition of a female should be. And thus what kind of a female should be allowed to play in the league.

The league’s Commissioner, Cathy Engelbert (hump-her-dink?), recently sent a memo to teams that addressed ongoing discussions around transgender athletes in women’s basketball. It read:

“I know many of you have received questions in recent weeks regarding transgender athlete participation in women’s basketball, and I expect this topic will continue to receive significant attention. I wanted to reach out to share how we are approaching these conversations at the league office and to thank those of you who have responded to questions from the media with thoughtfulness and professionalism.”

The memo noted that the topic would be discussed further by a task force of team presidents and general managers at a previously scheduled meeting in the coming days.

Though the league’s collective bargaining agreement clearly states that “only players who are women are eligible to play in the WNBA,” it does not include any more specific language about gender identity or sex assigned at birth, according to The Gateway Pundit. Uh-Oh.

So Enos Kanter Freedom and Royce White, two former NBA players, have expressed their desire to be drafted and play in the WNBA? More power to them, I say. If a man says he’s a woman, he’s a woman, right? #Believeallwomen. #Evenifadudejustsayshebeawoman. Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity baby

Conversely, if women should, for some reason, want to join the YMCA, what’s the prob? I mean, I have every right to join any league, team, or group on Earth with which I claim to identify, correct? Why can’t a Virgo identify as an Aries? If a blind visually challenged person identifies as a sighted person, who are we to say that that person shouldn’t be allowed to drive a bus or be an air traffic controller? If an alcoholic with shaky hands wishes to identify as an esteemed surgeon, who are we to judge and prevent him/her/they from operating? Diversity, inclusion, and equity, right? We are made richer by every type of surgeon, whether untrained, blind, epileptic, unwashed, or in the throes of alcoholic delirium tremens. The science is settled.

What ultimately happens to/in the WNBA will have ramifications, of course. The LPGA will also have to do some soul-searching. The Daughters of the American Revolution may be forced to admit male members of CAIR or Hamas.

Don’t lose sight of what’s really happening. All the political brouhaha is leading us to decide if, as a society, we will continue to value reality and truth…or if we will choose to follow the Father of Lies. 

If the Women’s National Basketball Association is no longer for women, and girls can no longer dress, shower, undress, and defecate without men present…they have been effectively made moot — and subservient.

I’m a man. And yet I would not allow my daughter to be taken advantage of like this … no matter what, so help me God. No power on earth could compel me to do so.

 

 

New Study Says Human Population Should Be Cut In Half

 

A new study, published in the journal Sustainable Development (don’t miss the centerfolds!), suggests that the world’s population should be brought down to 4 billion by the year 2200. That’s right, these “experts” believe the world would be much better off if we cut our population in half by getting rid of about 4 billion people in less than two centuries. Ironically, the journal is published by the Canadian Center for Science and Education (CCSE). Canada has fewer people than my yard has ants, with almost no one living farther than 150 miles from the U.S. border.

This reminds me of a chapter title about overpopulation from the late great P.J. O’Rourke’s fantastic book, “All The Trouble In The world.” The title is, “Just Enough of Me, Way Too Much of You.” Gets to the crux of the matter in nine words, doesn’t it? Who the hell gets to determine who is still allowed to reproduce and when? We’re talking about a global issue, and white folks are already being wildly outbred by “Peoples of Color” around the planet.

Governments will have to be the arbiters and determinators, of course. Does that make you feel all warm and cozy? Not me. It brings to mind another nine-word phrase, once uttered by President Reagan: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” Who should be gotten rid of? The half of folks (in this country) who don’t pay any taxes, for example? A Democrat-Socialist government would probably get rid of the half that do pay taxes. Those remaining would be really screwed. (Actually, more than half of Americans receive some form of government assistance. That is only possible because of deficit spending and the largesse of the rich, the top 1% of whom pay about 40% of all federal income taxes.)

The Third Reich thought it knew who should be dispensed with: the Jews. This belief is coming around again, with the influx of Muslims into the West. Stalin slaughtered countless millions of political opponents, ethnic minorities, and assorted others he didn’t much care for. All in the name of Socialism. Chairman Mao was responsible for the deaths of up to 80 million folks, more than any other world leader, at least in “peace time.” He dubbed this the “Great Leap Forward.” Very progressive, indeed. After abolishing private property, Pol Pot utilized the Killing Fields of Cambodia to off a couple million of his political opponents, the better to create a classless society. Sounds a lot like today’s Democrat-Socialists.

Population collapse is likely going to happen anyway, given fertility rate trends. The number of white people will almost surely drop significantly, which is unfortunate for white people as they already only constitute about 16% of the Earth’s inhabitants.

Should girl babies be figuratively catapulted into a swamp as has been the case in China for decades now? Should babies exhibiting even the slightest “imperfections” remain “unborn?” Should the few actual “white supremacists” have their say? What if Finland wants to restrict the number of Russians, Canadians the number of Americans, Muslims the number of Christians (that’s already the case), or Sagittarians the number of Capricorns?

If every ethnic or intersectional group lobbies for reducing the numbers of everyone else…what then?

Me? Per the aftermath of the plandemic, I’d start by reducing the number of experts… and studies.

 

MyGenderDolls Coming Soon To An Elementary School Near You?

 

I know I’m late to this party and that many others have written about this before, but, cut me some slack please, as I have a full-time job, an ever-growing honey-do list, and countless medical appointments to deal with. Many of my international readers may not have heard of this, however. So anyway:

Transgender dolls will be accessible to Minnesota school children between the ages of 4 and 10 starting this fall, as a result of a taxpayer-funded development program supported by Gov. Tim Walz, according to a report in The College Fix. Yay!

The MyGenderDolls were developed in part through the University of Minnesota’s Early Innovation Fund and will be available for use starting this fall. They are intended to be a “therapeutic resource” for “clinicians and educators,” and were "designed for gender diverse children.” According to the MyGenderDolls website, the dolls feature drawings of children of different ages, shapes, and skin colors. Kiddos will be able to choose different internal and external genitals, as well as clothes, and other accessories to help them “visualize their anatomy and genders.” After all, the site states, “We make gender fun!”

Apparently, those behind MyGenderDolls believe many parents think playing around with their kid’s gender is “fun,” too, as the site also sports an invitation to “Join the waitlist.”

In related news, apparently some Care Bears are trans. (What would “Teddy” Roosevelt have to say about that?) A taxpayer-funded exhibition by something apparently called Villiers Revealed includes an exploration of Care Bears as “a symbol for the LGBTQA+ community,” because one or more of them are “transgender or gender fluid.” I am moved by these bear bravery. Shades of Selma, Alabama.

According to Culture Leicestershire, who puts on the event, the exhibit aims to promote “trans narratives erased by colonialism.” I was tragically unaware that the transness of inanimate plush toys had been erased by colonialism. I promise to do better. Culture Leicestershire also avers that “Funshine Bear,” one of the ten original critters, is an LGBT symbol because it has been both a male and female toy over the years. No wonder why its motto is “Live the fun life.” Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

This is good to hear. If a trans revolution sweeps across our doll community, there may soon be no need for both a Barbie and a Ken doll. Just a Ben or Karbie doll could suffice. It could be marketed with interchangeable genitalia and other body parts. Ben could have breasts and Karbie could sport a penis and scrotum. How fun! Hours of enjoyment for your soon-to-be gender-confused offspring!

And I’m just scratching the surface at this point. Think about American Girl Non-Gendered Young Person dolls. Some could be Muslim-- dressed in niqabs, chadors, or thobes. How could one even tell what gender they are? How awesome would that be? Fight transphobia, Islamophobia, and xenophobia at the same time! Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy could be made into one non-binary doll named Raggedy Anndy. Brilliant! Cabbage Patch Kids could be easily transformed, as well.

We live in amazing times. Could the founders have predicted that our institutions of higher learning would one day teach our kids to hate them, their own country, its past, and their parents? Or that one or more of these august institutions would design dolls to let young kids customize their own gender?

Hats off to thee, Minnesota. I’m guessing that “Tampon” Timmy Walz has more Care Bears than his daughter, no doubt including at least one “Funshine Bear.” Don’t know about Ellison.

Of Marxists, Muslims, And Surrender

 

The demographic tide is changing. And it’s rising rapidly for Muslims. And Marxists. Momentum is with the Dark Side. This didn’t just happen. It was a deliberate plan. The schools and media didn’t just happen to be captured by anti-American forces groups. Mainline churches didn’t just happen to be watered down and rendered unrecognizable (or even made into hotbeds of apostacy). Corporate CEOs and their human resources minions didn’t just happen to go woke and woker. The nuclear family didn’t begin to deteriorate by accident. IQs, testosterone levels, sperm counts, and birth rates didn’t all decline simultaneously by happenstance. The invasion explosion in the numbers of the practitioners of Islam in the West was not a fluke. The pandemic didn’t just occur out of the blue, perhaps sprung from a pangolin. Nor did Russiagate appear out of thin air. None of these things just happened.

They were orchestrated by those who value power over all other things…and who detest individual rights and freedoms. They were perpetrated over the course of decades by those who hate America and what she stands for. Or once stood for. I know that isn’t an easy thing for a decent person to acknowledge, but if you didn’t believe it before, you should believe it now. This is no “conspiracy theory.” After all, they are telling us this-- incessantly and in no uncertain terms.

The upcoming elections, both this November’s mid-terms and the presidential election in 2028, could more accurately be characterized as a simple measure of two things: 1) American’s knowledge and intelligence-- or lack thereof-- and 2) how successful the Democrats were at cheating. Unfortunately, it is very difficult, even in the aftermath, to properly weight these factors.

Far-left Socialist-Marxist candidates are winning elections at an alarming rate. The mayor of our largest city is a Marxist…and a Muslim. Muslim prayers are broadcast on loudspeakers across Minneapolis five times a day.

While too many of us were sleeping, the camel’s nose was thrust inside our tent. Still distracted or slumbering, we have recently allowed the camel’s head and neck inside. The only question now is: do we want one lump or two?

The Bedouins have found a home. We may be about to lose ours. Actually, we will have given it away.

 

Attention Love Island Fans: Here Is The Dialogue Between The US And Iran In Love Island Words! (A Blogger Exclusive!)

 

A special treat for you: the following is my take on the ever on-and-off again “negotiations” between the U.S. and Iran. The curveball, the surprise? I will attempt to craft the majority of the dialogue using mostly words and phrases commonly used on “Love Island.” Almost seems appropriate at this point. But it’s harder to do than you might think. Where else can you find such whimsical entertainment and extraordinary writing?! Nowhere else, that’s where! You never know what you'll find here. You’re welcome.

 

U.S. negotiator: “Bruh, these negotiations are, like, stalling again.”

Iranian negotiator: “Like, not gonna lie. That’s, like, valid.”

U.S.: “I think we’re in, like, a ‘situationship.’”

Iran: “Are we, like, ‘exclusive?’”

U.S. “Maybe so, bitch.”

Iran: “Like, dude, that’s kinda messy.”

U.S.: “But you hurt our feelings.”

Iran: “Like, that’s fair.”

U.S.: “We’re not f*ckin’ with you right now.”

Iran: “What the f*ck?”

U.S.: “We’re going after, like, your big, beautiful, booty. You know, like your uranium enriched nuclear material. We’re not even joking.”

Iran: “That’s hot! By-the-way, is that, like, Jeannine Pirro seated next to you, Marco?”

Rubio: “Yes.”

Iran: “She’s a baddy, bitch.”

Rubio: “That she is. Does that make you, like, feel any type of way?”

Iran: “Motherf***er, like we’re kinda in our heads now.”

Rubio: “That’s valid. Whaddya want for breakfast?”

Iran: “Ahhh, that’s so cute! French fries!”

U.S.: “Like, stop it! That’s, like, so sick!”

                                                 [Etc., etc., ad infinitum} 

 

 

"Romeo & Mohammed?"

 

Who says the theatre is dead? It’s thriving in England-- as “Romeo & Mohammed,” a modern, queer reimagining of Shakespeare’s stuffy olde “Romeo and Juliet”— doth surely prove. The play, now titled “Romeo and Hamed” because the play’s creators apparently want to live to see the second night’s performance, is set in London and follows two men, as you’ve probably already surmised.

Riverside Studio’s website declares of the “artistic” endeavor, scheduled to run from Sept 2 thru Sept. 6:

“Tonight, a story, a myth, a testament

That tells of love, sorrow and loves descent

A tale that tells of two lovers hearts

Written in stars, ancient heavenly charts.”

 

And then it adds this:

“Romeo moves through a world that never softens. Croydon’s concrete glare presses in from every side, until Hamed cuts through it. Their connection is immediate and dangerously alive, burning through expectation, faith, and the weight of family loyalty. Yet tragedy, as always, feels inescapable for our young lovers. This is a story of pain and pleasure, desire and violence, love as something that leaves a mark.”

“A world that never softens?” Hmm. “This is a story of pain and pleasure,” and “love as something that leaves a mark?” I’m guessing at least one of them is more than okay with that.

Turning transitioning Juliet, a ravishing young female, into a gay Muslim man is so dope, so cutting edge, right? Why not reimagine all of Shakespeare’s plays? What if, for example, Hamlet was reimagined as a modern story about a new king of Denmark, call them Kyle VIII, who is a non-binary, Two-Spirited, bi-polar, bisexual Muslim who gallantly comes to the defense of Greenland, Denmark’s much larger protectorate, against the bloodthirsty American president, the blatantly cis-normative Ronald Stump?

What if Othello, Desdemona, and Iago weren’t at odds, but were instead a welcoming, seen, and thriving throuple? Wouldn’t that be a positive and uplifting lesson for us all? What if Julius Caesar was rebranded as Julia Caesar, a lesbian Lutheran leader like no other? A person who believed in open borders and demilitarization? And could Macbeth not be improved by making them a non-binary leader of today’s WNBA, with the three witches recast as the three (bad!) bitches, all on the same WNBA team, and all committed to fighting whiteness and heteronormativity? They could be played by Celeste (“Buster”) Keaton, currently co-owner of the Seattle Storm. Old crap is so, like, prejudiced and dumb, right?

A great many marginalized people today have better ideas than Shakespeare ever did! There is still much work to do. More plays, movies, documentaries, classic books, children’s stories, action figures, and popular kid’s dolls-- such as Barbie & Ken—are yet to be re-imagined and improved, even in 2026.  

The Biggest Story Remains Untold: The Media's Refusal To Tell The Truth

 

As referenced in a Townhall story, President Trump recently outlined how Beijing may have compromised the voter data of roughly 220 million Americans. The Chinese Communist Party likely stole your voting data. And mine. And that of nearly all other Americans of voting age. Are you outraged? Do you feel violated? Did you hear about this? The mainstream media doesn’t want you to hear about this, as they have given it little or no coverage. The piece also noted that the CCP allegedly paid U.S. reporters to spread anti-Trump propaganda and cited numerous intelligence officials who kept the extent of the Chinese election meddling operation from him. Chinese Communists paid off American “journalists?” Maybe that is a factor in why there has been so little coverage of our biggest adversary, a Communist nation with a massive economy and a growing military, interfering in our elections, bribing the very “reporters” that many rely on to feed them the “news”—and of intelligence and Deep State officials eschewing their oaths of office and Constitutional duties to protect the republic. Should that not be a blockbuster, the biggest story in any news cycle?

Moreover, former CBS reporter Catherine Herridge recently added to this story, revealing that she might have come upon proof that the Bidens were blackmailed by the Chinese. A sitting U.S. president blackmailed by the Chi-Coms you say? Dear God! Certainly, every news outlet is clamoring to further investigate a story with such staggering potential implications. Right? Bueller? Bueller?

Instead, media chieftains say: You mean Hunter Biden’s laptop and its illustration of ubiquitous depravity is real? Everyone just clam up until after the election, okay? But if you find something— anything —on Don Jr. or Eric let me know and we’ll run whatever it is! 24/7 baby! Dr. Anthony Fauci’s diary contradicts his previous statements and testimony, suggesting that he may be responsible for countless cover-ups and almost unimaginable devastation? Meh. Nigerian Christians are being slaughtered by the tens of thousands? Nah. No biggie, not going to cover that. Trump made what some consider to be a bad joke about a serially adversarial reporter? Oh my God! Run that baby! Nail the bastard! Is impeachment imminent?

With the exception of the Trump joke, all of the aforementioned stories are—or should be-- literal blockbusters that make “Watergate” look like someone accidentally bringing home an office pen in their shirt pocket. And these are just a few of the biases, omissions, and outright hoaxes the mainstream media has visited upon us in recent years.

Shouldn’t that, too, be a big story?! A “free” press continually abdicating its responsibility to report fairly and accurately? A press so outrageously biased as to reflexively cheer the same act when one party is in power and to utterly denounce it when the other is? And vice-versa?

Forget Watergate, still being bandied about more than half a century later. Forget Woodward and Bernstein. Who will write the full and honest account of this, perhaps the greatest ongoing and deliberate breech of trust in history?

It’s certainly not going to be anyone from ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MS-NOW, the New York Times, the Washington Post… you get the idea. They steadfastly refuse to tell you and I the truth, the one thing they have been tasked with doing, the one thing that ultimately matters most of all.

"Trans Women" Need To Try Harder

 

Maine Senate candidate “Ashley” Webb, a “trans woman,” recently stressed how “transparent” and honest “she” is during a debate amongst Democratic Senate candidates vying to fill the void left when the equally transparent Nazi Communist, Graham Platner, was forced out due to his (allegedly) predatory sexual proclivities.

Memo to Webb: bruh, you can’t be serious, you’re pretending you’re the opposite sex, presenting as a woman. It is impossible to be less transparent, less honest, and more conspiratorial and opaque than that. Impossible! He she also apparently claims he she bleeds out of his her anus during, you know, that time of the month.

When asked, "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate,” Webb noted that he she had run for office before (and lost), and, what’s more, was a songwriter. Alrighty then.  Other illustrious candidates sharing the stage with Webb also had august qualifications, with one being investigated for mortgage fraud. Oh, he also allegedly threw a bottle at a woman. Is there something in the water in Maine? Minnesota? Michigan? Massachusetts? Maybe it’s states that start with the letter ‘M.’ No, that doesn’t explain California, New York, or Illinois, among others.

Sadly, Webb seems rather representative of many recent trans “women.” And many recent Democrat candidates. Most just don’t want to put in the effort and want us to go along with their ruse anyway.

“Admiral” Rachel Leland Levine, born a male on October 28, 1957, is an American pediatrician and public health official who served as the (Biden administration’s) United States Assistant Secretary for Health from 2021 to 2025. Not exactly the picture of health, and someone many of us wouldn’t want around their kids, Levine basically placed a (artificial?) pearl necklace around his neck and called it a day. And expected us to call him “her.”

Can these clowns at least put some effort into it? If they really want us to buy the bit, they shouldn’t just put on a floral frock or a pearl necklace. Shave, do your nails. Maybe lose the deep voice and large Adam’s apple. Take a salon day. Wear high heels. Subscribe to Cosmopolitan. Drink a Cosmopolitan. Shop at Target. Spend some time watching the Hallmark Channel. Perhaps even get a makeover, for God’s sake! Don’t just step up to the podium and say, in a baritone or bass voice, “I am a woman, and you must respect that.”

No, we don’t. The “transing,” or “transification,” to coin a word, of the U.S., continues apace. We are transitioning from Christian to agnostic, atheist, and Muslim. We are transitioning from cherishing individual freedoms and God-given rights to valuing “diversity” and government aid above all else. We are transitioning from Capitalism to Marxism. We are transitioning from a hard-working and rational people to one that prefers to be taken care of like livestock and told blatant lies. Orwell’s 1984 is here, 42 years late.

We’ve been fed a steady diet of hoaxes, lies, and bullshit, from the plandemic, to the Russia collusion hoax, to Hunter’s laptop bears all the earmarks/hallmarks of a Russian disinformation operation, to Biden is sharp as the proverbial tack, to the 2020 presidential election was the most secure and sacrosanct in history, to men can become women—and vice-versa—simply by wishing it so.

All of which is bullshit. It is up to us where we go from here. I, for one, am deeply concerned.

Call me cis-skeptical.

And trans trans.

 

 

 

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Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #25

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try the previous quizzes, too!)

 

1)      In recent testimony, “Dr. Fauci” pled the 5^th how many times, in order to avoid answering questions?

a)       5

b)      35

c)       75

d)      111

e)      On the advise of council, I am availing myself of my 5^th Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution

 

2)      To get back at the United States, what other nations has Iran attacked since the conflict began?

a)       Irag and Egypt

b)      Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait

c)       Most every nation in its region

d)      Every other nation on Earth

e)      China and Russia

 

3)      Which entity/entities has/have been blamed for the large cyclospora outbreak causing untold thousands of Americans to suffer explosive diarrhea?

a)       Iran

b)      Taco Bell

c)       China and Russia

d)      President Donald J. Trump

e)      Taco John’s

 

4)      Maine Democrat Senate candidate Troy Jackson, a replacement for the deeply disgraced Graham Platner, is now facing scrutiny because he_____________________.

a)       Fathered two children with a cousin

b)      Repeatedly pled the 5^th to reporters’ questions

c)       Suggested that a Taco Bell should immediately be installed in the White House

d)      Accidentally misgendered someone

e)      Recently covered up a “hammer and sickle” tattoo on his chest, despite the fact he claims to be a Fascist

 

5)      The International Criminal Court (ICC) recently voted to remove its chief prosecutor, Karim Khan, from office due to _____________________?

a)       His explosive diarrhea

b)      The fact he fathered two children with a cousin

c)       Long-running allegations of sexual misconduct

d)      His incessant pleading of the 5^th Amendment any time he is asked a question

e)      His recent announcement that he is now a MAGA supporter

 

6)      What did President Trump say he planned to do to Iran after it launched its most recent “surprise” missile strike?

a)       “Beat the f***ing sh*t out of them”

b)      Give them a “love tap”

c)       “Wipe them off the face of this earth”

d)      Encourage its leaders to be more reasonable

e)      Force its leaders to eat Taco Bell food

 

7)      Who did American singing icon Taylor Swift recently marry during a ceremony held at Madison Square Garden?

a)       Dr. Fauci

b)      Troy Jackson

c)       Karim Khan

d)      Travis Kelce

e)      Jason Kelce

 

8)      Ceuta, an autonomous Spanish city on the northwestern coast of Africa, was recently invaded by ___________________.

a)       Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce

b)      Tens of thousands of military age Muslim men

c)       Iran

d)      Canada

e)      Antifa

 

9)      Firefighters recently helped a California mom give birth in what businesses’ parking lot when she and her partner realized they couldn’t make it to the hospital in time?

a)       Babies R Us

b)      Planned Parenthood

c)       McDonald’s

d)      In-N-Out Burger

e)      Jack in the Box

 

10)   Country singer Ella Langley has had a song  at #1 on the Billboard Top 100 charts for 15 consecutive weeks. What is the title of the song?

a)       Boozin’ in Texas

b)      Cruisin’ Georgia

c)       Oozin’ Arkansas

d)      Choosin’ Texas

e)      Bruisin’ Alabama

 

(correct answers: d, c, b, a, c, a, d, b, e, d)