The
Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife recently announced that a Chinese
mitten crab was caught last month by a person fishing in
the Lower Columbia River in the central part of the state. This species of crab
was outlawed in the state more than a decade ago due to its aggressive and
highly adaptive nature, which can lead to the damaging of ecosystems and the displacement
of other native species.
A
question: why is every
invasive species-- whether plant or animal-- more aggressive,
and better at adapting and procreating than any of our native U.S. ones?
Why did we get the weak-tit flora and fauna? Mirroring the Chinese
themselves, it is obvious that none of the legion of invasive species which
hail from China is worried about ‘toxic masculinity.’ Maybe if our native
species—and we ourselves—were more masculine we could better fend them off.
Does
this phenomena ever go in reverse? Does North America possess a crab that could
potentially go over to China and kick some commie crustacean ass? If not, why
is this just a one-way
street? And what can we do about it? And why do so many
damaging invasive species come from China? Did any of them perhaps escape from
a lab in Wuhan?
The
Chinese mitten crab is reported to be highly invasive—and capable of climbing
over 13-foot-high walls! What the hell? Are they also “Faster than a speeding bullet,
more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound?” Unsettling. “Look! Up on that wall! It's a bird! It's a
plane! It’s…a…Chinese mitten crab!”
There
goes the neighborhood.
Hope
they taste good dipped in butter.
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