Biggest Beer Theft Ever? (Exclusive)

 

Police are investigating what appears to be a sophisticated cargo theft operation after nearly $70,000 worth of beer disappeared from a Southern California distribution center in two separate pickups about an hour apart. The twin thefts occurred Aug. 17 at the Anheuser-Busch distribution center at 4545 Brooks St. in Montclair, according to that town’s police department. The theft that included roughly 50,000 cans of beer, most of them Pabst Blue Ribbon, may have been the biggest brew heist in history.

50,000 cans! That’s more than I drink in a year! (Well, most years, anyway.) That’s some brouhaha brewhaha! Those working for the distribution center must be crying in their beer…if they have any left.

Pabst Blue Ribbon lovers often say, “PBR me ASAP!” Somewhere, some folks are going to get what they asked for, big time. Unless police can track them down…in a truly gigantic beer bust.

                                   

 

 

Gavin Newsom And Wine-gate

 

California Gov. Gavin Newsom and wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom are selling their $7.5 million Sacramento-area residence — yet the governor and former winemaker claims he was barely aware of one of his home’s key amenities.

At a recent press conference, The Slick And Slimy One was asked if he filled the home’s massive 5,000-bottle wine cellar. The frequent French Foundry diner replied, “Are you serious? Really?” He added, “No, I never filled it. I didn’t even know I had that much. I literally didn’t even know.” Newsom claimed he only found out about the size of his home’s wine cellar from the news, stating, “By the way, I put books in there. There’s no wine there, it’s books.” He didn’t know the size of his wine cellar? Yet he claims he put books down there? And that there is “no wine there?” Now tell us the one about the three little pigs.

Gavin Newsom didn't know his home had a 5,000-bottle wine cellar? And he was a winemaker? Did Kamala Harris have it built without his knowledge? That preposterous statement is akin to Hamas stating “We were totally unaware that there were so many of our weapons, bombs, and missiles in and under our schools and mosques! We're stunned, gob-smacked we tell you! Who knew? It’s the damndest thing!”

Is there also perhaps a bowling alley, restaurant, or shooting range in Newsom’s abode of which he is similarly unaware?

And this clown may run for president?

I wonder if he’d be “stunned” upon finding out about Camp David, Fort Knox, or the Lincoln Bedroom.

 

 

Canadian Broadcasting Staff Urged Not To Call 9/11 Terrorists "Terrorists"

 

Basem Boshra, an Egyptian Muslim immigrant who is the “Senior Director of Journalistic Standards and Public Trust at CBC News”-- an oxymoron if I ever heard one— recently sent a memo to Canadian Broadcasting Corporation News staff allegedly stating: “Do not refer to the Sept. 11 attacks as terrorist attacks.” The CBC subsequently defended the internal memo, going so far as to tell Fox News Digital the guidance reflected its longstanding practice of attributing terms it considers politically and emotionally loaded.”

What could be more terroristic than to hijack airplanes and fly them into skyscrapers? You know what was “loaded,” Boshra? The planes that these Satanic asshole terrorists hijacked and flew into the World trade Center-- and a field in Pennsylvania. They were loaded with hundreds of men, women, and children, now dead. Victims of a twisted, evil, and politically and emotionally loaded—and stunted—ideology dressed up (in burqa and hijab) as a religion. A “religion of peace.”

Americans have the attention spans of tse-tse flies. We are being overrun (and overseen in many instances) by Muslims and Sharia Law. Muslim mayors, Congressmen, and judges abound. The city that was devastated by the terror attacks of 9/11 now has a Muslim (and Marxist) mayor.

So now the Canadian state-sponsored public broadcasting behemoth instructs its intrepid reporters to stay away from labeling foreign mass-murdering terrorists “terrorists?” As Kurt Schlicter recently wrote, “It’s always cute when Canada thinks it matters.”

So, what should we call the 19 murderous Saudis, “building-involved individuals?” Or maybe “undocumented demolitionists?” Perhaps “aggressive aviators?”

Sadly, Canada is passing into history quicker even than the United States, due to its insistence on welcoming an unlimited number of Muslim immigrants and its decision to cozy up to Communist China. But it doesn’t recognize these facts because it is currently consumed with an irrational hatred for President Trump and the U.S. It is eschewing its long-time protector and best friend in favor of ushering two trojan horses into its midst.

“Elbows up” to America, elbows down to China.

Good luck with that, hosers.

 

Catholic Priest Says He Doesn't Like The Word "God"

 

According to a Life Site News report, in a recent interview with Slovak television personality Adela Vinczeová, Father Adam Štefanec said he avoids the word “God” because it “no longer says anything to anyone,” rejects the traditional greeting “Jesus Christ be praised,” questions the divine nature of Jesus, and seeks language that can be used equally by believers and non-believers. God “no longer says anything to anyone?” Does He have laryngitis or are we just not listening anymore? And what does he mean by “language that can be used equally by believers and non-believers?” That seems silly. “I’d like a Big Mac, large fries, and a diet coke?”

Štefanec, a big proponent of the LGBTQ community, also flatly stated, “I don’t like the word ‘God.’ If he doesn’t like the word “God,” is it likely he likes the word of God? Probably not.

He added that, “If God exists,” there must be some “universal word” that connects all human beings, “not just active churchgoers or believers,” and trotted out “humanity” as one such possibility. Wow. “Humanity.” That’s a new one. Deep thinker.

Furthermore, when asked what it means to live according to what Christ wants, Štefanec answered that “the answer is different for each person and different in every period of history. It is constantly changing.” Continuing, he argued that God’s will is about “being faithful to yourself and living in harmony with yourself,” which he defined as “being authentic, and being human.”

What Jesus wants is “different for each person” and “constantly changing?” God’s will is about “being faithful to yourself and living in harmony with yourself?!” There is no immutable reality? There are no absolute truths? I just have to live according to “my” truths” and be faithful to myself and do whatever I want to do in order to make myself feel good? In other words, I am my own God and can worship myself? This is fantastic news!

And it helps explain the domestic collapse of Christianity and the concurrent rise of Socialism, especially among the young.

God help us. Hope I didn’t offend you. Oh wait, I forgot, Father Štefanec says “God” no longer “says anything to anyone.” So, we’re good…right?

 

My Most Important Post Ever

 

I have something very important to say about the future of humanity today folks, and you won’t even believe it. But first I must do the right thing and acknowledge certain realities, even if uncomfortable.

I acknowledge that I am currently sitting on land stolen from the Ojibwe and Dakota Indians—er, I mean Native Americans. It is unconscionable that I do this, yet here I am.

I also acknowledge that it is theoretically possible that I might somehow be benefitting from the labor of those who were enslaved by evil white racists (Democrats) in the America of yesteryear…even if their descendants are obviously benefitting from the countless inventions and incessant toil of my ancestors over the many years since, some of whom died trying to save the union and put an end to slavery in this country.

I further acknowledge that I owe a great debt to all the flora and fauna that came before me, some of which likely once inhabited the very plot of land on which I currently sit. (Does it not then stand to reason that I owe a debt of gratitude to those who built my little home…and who leant me the money to be able to do so?)

I would be tragically remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the debt owed by myself and many others to the people who grow, raise, and prepare my food, though I directly pay for everything I consume…and much of what others consume, too, through my taxes.

I acknowledge that every undocumented immigrant enriches us with their very presence, even if our tax dollars pay for them to have sanctuary cities, free health care—and in some cases to be given free cell phones and be put up in lovely hotels. Logically, I must then similarly acknowledge that every invasive species enhances our “diversity” and makes our lives fuller and more complete…even if they do occasionally wipe out native species. This leads me to another obvious conclusion: even though Europeans migrating to North America boldly stole the land from the relatively few indigenous and largely nomadic peoples on the continent at the time, the teeming throngs illegally entering our much fuller and more settled nation in recent years have every right to be here…and are probably more American than any citizen or Daughter of the American Revolution. Or even than Native Americans/Indigenous Peoples.  

I must, of course, also acknowledge that the LGBTQ Community has blessed our nation with warmth, love, and inspiring sexual and gender-based diversity and creativity…as well as a diversity of morality, ethics, and truth.

In the same vein, I willingly acknowledge that the Coronavirus came from an exceptionally well kept Chinese wet market—or Pangolin-- and not from any virus-researching lab in Wuhan. And that the lockdowns were necessary, that all other precautions were mandated solely due to the deepest concern for our health and well-being, with absolutely no regard for any other consideration, and certainly not for financial gain. And that Dr. Anthony Fauci is, in fact, Science.

Moreover, I, of course, fully admit that the Russian-Collusion Hoax assertions were absolutely true and untainted by any political bias whatsoever.

I also acknowledge that I am privileged beyond measure, solely because of the color of my skin, and that that would be the case even were I poverty-stricken, homeless, terminally ill, and a part-time servant to a Black household.

Additionally, I hereby acknowledge that the 2020 presidential election, decided primarily by mail-in balloting, was the most secure and inerringly perfect election in American history, and also that Trump has been trying to steal elections ever since.

And now to my most important post ever, one so shocking that it may change your life and mine.

Oops, sorry, I see that I have run out of time and space. I must acknowledge that, too.

Until next time.

Hollywood Blights

 

Hollywood is a blight on society, a figurative screwworm that, like academia, has parasitized the United States of America.

Per an article about Anna Faris in something called The Blast:

“During an appearance on Thursday’s episode of Chelsea Handler’s podcast, ‘Dear Chelsea,’ the 49-year-old actress was asked about what’s going on at home and her parenting. Describing her son Jack as one who’s emotionally ‘solid as a tugboat,’ Faris praised him for the way he handles situations well, but uncomfortably added a major caveat: ‘He is… religious.’” Dear God Godlessness! The lad is otherwise well-adjusted but is “religious?” No wonder Faris is uncomfortable!

According to the article, many fans “blame Chris Pratt for [her] sons beliefs,” and noted that “much of the criticism” from Faris’ fans “landed” on Pratt. The article, by an author whose name I will not mention for his sake, also noted, “Others cautioned against writing Jack off at such a young age. Several users recalled holding conservative or religious views as teenagers before changing their outlook later in life.” Thank God…or something. You know, the Thing.

One subsection of the piece was titled, “Some Fans See Nothing Wrong With Jack’s Faith.” Egads, they must be far-right extremists! Troglodytes, neanderthals, West Virginians!

Maybe Faris should have taken Jack to a Mosque for a “learing experience.” Sorry, I mean “learning experience,” of course. Just like our Girl Scouts. Maybe he could have even earned a Muslim badge! (When do they get to wear a hijab? For that matter, when do they get to get “married?”)

If anyone, young or old, comes out as gay, trans, Muslim, Communist—or a lake trout—they will be praised, often by the majority. Dare to dabble in Christianity? Nooooo! That’s hateful!! There should be an intervention! Support Lindsay Clancy? Totally understandable. Girl power! Son leaning towards Christianity? He’s a monster!

Murdering fetuses, babies, young kids, the terminally ill, and the elderly are all fine. Being a pro-life, Christian, MAGA member will lead you to be called a Nazi, “deplorable,” “garbage,” and a “clinger” by the tolerant, inclusive, and welcoming mob.

I have an announcement to make right here and now: I am coming out as a straight, cisChristian, cismale ciswriter who also identifies as Pinocchio on the weekends. That’s my truth. Deal with it ladies and gentlemen…and, you know, everybody else.

 

Freedom Removed From WNBA Game, America

 

Former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom was removed from this past Sunday night’s game between the Chicago Sky and Indiana Fever at Chicago’s Wintrust Arena after Sky guard Natasha Cloud took umbrage at the shirt he was wearing. The shirt he was wearing? Yes. The shirt read “WOMAN: noun. adult human female.” The Sky’s Cloud—you can’t make any of this insanity up— took umbrage at that simple statement of fact, choosing to performatively virtue signal her purported support of “trans women.” Teammates and team personnel allegedly had to hold Sky back from going after the 6’ 10”, 250 pound former NBA player.  One wonders if she’d change her tune if she had to play against the likes of Enes Kanter Freedom every night. Or actually scuffle with him.

I am considering attending my first ever WNBA game wearing a shirt sporting the message: “The Earth isn’t flat. Change my mind.” I’d probably get evicted for that shirt, too, given how cray cray the WNBA has become.

EKF has been a vocal supporter of Fever guard Sophie Cunningham since she told ESPN she wanted to protect “young girls in sport who shouldn’t have to go against biological men.” Cunningham has frequently been booed at league venues since she made that surprisingly “controversial” statement.

After the “interaction,” arena security promptly moved Enes from his seat to a spot behind a basket, before kicking Freedom out of the building entirely. He subsequently wrote on X, “I just got kicked out of a @WNBA game for supporting WOMEN! Let that sink in, AMERICA!” He later added, “It’s always women hating on other women.”

Incredibly, according to the Associated Press, Sky coach Tyler Marsh said Cloud didn’t want to be a distraction for the team. Yes, that’s why she went nuts over a former NBA player sporting a truism on his shirt.

Why do we even pretend there is free speech in America anymore? If someone can be forced to leave a game because of a shirt sporting a simple, undeniable truth, or because they wore a hat stating “Make America great Again,” our First Amendment rights have been stripped away in favor of intersectionality, groupthink, and protecting the feelings of the “sexually diverse.” If, on the other hand, those wearing attire that is anti-American, anti-Christian, or just plain vulgar are not similarly removed, that is proof that there is no equal justice, either. So, if you support women in a women’s league, you could be in big trouble in the WNBA. Ain’t that a bitch?

They say the truth will set you free. Well, it certainly will see to your liberation from a WNBA game.

We are experiencing the effects of a greatly diminished Christianity in the U.S. We have been commanded to seek the truth, but many will no longer tolerate it.

 

 

California Slays The Free Press, Repeals The First Amendment

 

California, a state whose very name used to conger up images of freedom, has passed a new law which effectively criminalizes investigative journalism. At least investigative journalism that could in any way reflect poorly on Democrats and their various propaganda arms. The “Stop Nick Shirley Act” officially takes effect on October 1, 2027, after being passed by the Senate on August 18th and the state Assembly a day later. It was then sent to Governor Newsom’s desk, and The Slick One, Hand Dancer, signed it into law a few days later.

AB 2624, the preposterously anti-American and seemingly unconstitutional law, was introduced by Assemblywoman Mia Bonta, who-- get this-- is married to California’s far-left Attorney General, Rob Bonta. Can you say, “conflict of interest?” “Nepotism?” This openly tyrannical law erases freedom of the press from the confines of California, at least partially repealing the First Amendment—and seems more in keeping with a China, North Korea, or Iran.

The law is designed so that NGOs who receive money from immigrant services don't have to disclose where that money came from, or what they have done to “deserve” it. It ostensibly safeguards “immigration support service providers” from harassment, though its real intent is to protect laughably fraudulent illegal alien and undocumented immigrant businesses from scrutiny…and Democrats from having their kickbacks and other “shenanigans” discovered. They don’t want their “Learing Centers” disturbed, because if they give them millions their votes are assured.

So, Nick Shirley’s videos can be forced offline. And citizens and journalists alike can be dragged into court, financially ruined, and even jailed if they have the utter temerity to try to bring transparency to government affairs and accountability to those “public servants” who spend taxpayer’s money like drunken sailors on shore leave after a year at sea.

This legislation would have effectively criminalized the investigations undertaken by young citizen journalist Nick Shirley, inquiries that exposed the massive fraud schemes rampant across Minnesota and California.

Democrats incessantly blather on about “saving our democracy,” yet it is obvious to any sentient being that they detest democracy, this republic, freedom-- and hate anyone who disagrees with them with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, tolerance and inclusion be damned.

The founders knew that a free press was essential to a free republic. Unfortunately, we don’t have one now, and they would be heartbroken. Incredibly, various mainstream media outlets are either ignoring the passage of this act or attempting to make it sound reasonable—or other than what it is, an all-out assault on liberty, their political opponents, and sanity. One press account went so far as to post an AI-generated meme depicting Shirley as a creepy man attempting to break into daycares. 

This could not be further from the truth. Shirley believed that these daycare centers he was investigating contained no children…hence the investigation. And he was right. He is trying to expose mind-boggling levels of fraud, abuse of taxpayer dollars, political cronyism, and worse. How could he be the bad guy?! And yet, there are those who somehow blame him. For something. Gotta protect those illegal alien criminals and fraudsters! How does one become so ill? (And there are also those proudly standing up for Lindsay Clancy and Luigi Mangione, most of them women. Monsters. Some of these same Karens and Hasan Piker-Likers still openly cheer—and mock-- the death of Charlie Kirk.)

The media long ago picked sides. Which led to the death of “journalists.” The erstwhile “Land of Milk and Honey” just codified this travesty. The “Golden State” is no more.

But don’t try to investigate what happened. Or else.

 

COVID Crimes Against Humanity

 

Hundreds of millions of lives were damaged. Maybe more. Countless children were scarred, possibly for life. Families were traumatized and torn apart. Livelihoods were taken away, randomly and without remorse. Mental illness increased and has not stopped doing so since. Families were told they could not gather for the wedding of a loved one… or the funeral of a dearly departed one. Almost no one was left unscathed. Except for the politicians and alleged “experts” that locked the world down, stymied human activity, and became drunk on their own power. COVID-1984 was a godsend to them, one which they would have more clearly perceived if they believed in a power greater than themselves. All they had to do was claim that they were science…and that the science was settled. And then silence all dissenting voices. “Conspiracy theories,” they said, were being dispensed by “far-right” ideologues. “Deniers.” With a capital, crimson ‘D.’ 

There are times when a society just needs to let something go to be able to move on in a positive way. This is not one of those times.

Of late, conspiracy theories have begun to look a great deal more like the truth. As some of us have known all along. It has recently been revealed, for instance, that “Dr. Anthony Fauci” knowingly covered up data that revealed a staggering 82% miscarriage rate in women vaccinated during their first trimester. This essentially amounts to forced abortion, made yet more heinous by deceiving the prospective mother and father into believing they were doing the right thing for all involved, including their offspring in the womb. “Dr. Josef Mengele” would be proud.

And now we know, courtesy of Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI), who recently released an email from Dr. Janet Woodcock-- who served as Principal Deputy Commissioner of Food and Drugs from February 2022 until February 2024, and who previously served as Acting Commissioner of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA)-- to Dr. Fauci, that Woodcock suggested he and others conduct a follow-up study on adverse reactions to the shots. Woodcock stated that she had personally received multiple reports of patients experiencing hard to classify adverse events. She added, “no one takes them seriously, no one knows how to treat them, and there is no effort to study this.”

Would this were “just” another case of government incompetence. It is not. It is an example of government hubris, malfeasance, and outright disdain for its citizens. Recently, a couple of “whistleblowers” have alleged that the reason the lockdowns were implemented was not to protect people from the spread of the coronavirus, but to prevent society from obtaining herd immunity prior to the rollout of the “vaccines.” If this were to turn out to be the case, it would essentially prove that the entire “pandemic” was simply a test of people’s gullibility and compliance…paid for by Big Pharma. Big government and massive international corporations. A match made in hell.

“No one takes them seriously, no one knows how to treat them, and there is no effort to study this.” Woodcock might have added, “And no one is ever held accountable.”

“No one takes them seriously, no one knows how to treat them, and there is no effort to study this.” This could just as easily be said of the entire Democrat-Socialist Party’s view of middle-Americans, Christians, and straight white males.

If any Americans deserve reparations, it is these latter three groups.

 

Facial Masks Reveal Who You Are (Exclusive)

 

A photo of a recent meeting of the “Democratic Socialists of America” in Denver, Colorado, showed the majority of attendees wearing COVID era facial masks.

Make no mistake, facial masks, i.e. “mouth diapers,” are The Left’s version of a MAGA hat. They are a symbol, a proclamation of who they are, but more akin to a Totenkopf tattoo. The difference being they represent someone needier, weaker, and less productive than those wearing MAGA hats. And often mentally ill. Not surprising from those who swear their fealty to—and yield their liberty to—Big Government, for which many hope to work. And from which all hope to benefit. At the expense of the taxpayers they would be sworn to serve.

White masks, blue hair. Red flags? Are they really so different from the rest of us?

Sadly, they couldn’t be more so.

In any case, nothing one can wear will prevent one’s nation from being subjected to a Leftist coup. Except, perhaps, for a firearm or two.

The UK Produces A Poster Encouraging Migrants Not To Engage In Rape Or Child Abuse

 

Remarkably, the U.K. has now issued official, government-sanctioned posters informing its illegal aliens undocumented immigrants that rape and child-molestation are illegal. There is a note at the bottom of the child abuse poster stating that, if you were to be arrested for child abuse, “This could affect your asylum claim.” Ah, so that’s what really matters, why officials are doing this. I mean, admittedly, it’s not a particularly good show if kids are raped, but we really don’t want to see anyone with those proclivities deported. That would be tragic.

One of the things that poster cites as a “serious crime” is female genital mutilation. It notes that cutting or harming “a girl’s genitals” is strictly forbidden. (Unless, of course, a girl thinks she might wish to become a trans man, apparently. If genital mutilation is truly against U.K. law, a significant percentage of the U.K.’s doctors should be in jail.)

Perhaps the U.K. should put up posters and pass out flyers stating: “In the UK it is illegal to kill someone, unprovoked and in cold blood. It is illegal to shoot people, stab them, or choke them out…even if they are ‘infidels.’ Thank you. Also, it is against the law to marry an eight-year-old, even if you wait until she’s ten to consummate the union. Thank you again.”

I suggest a better sign: “If your natural inclination is to convert, enslave, or kill those of a different religion, to rape young girls-- alone or in gangs-- and take a dump on the beach…sorry, but this isn’t going to work. We want you to take the next boat back to wherever the hell you came from. If that doesn’t sound diverse enough or inclusive enough, frightfully sorry, but we find murder, rape, and public defecation to be bad form. In fact, we consider murder itself to be quite the opposite of tolerant and inclusive. Now scram!”

I am beyond tired of being told I have to believe that all cultures, throughout all of history, equivalate. That’s patently absurd. I’m not afraid to say that I’m not a big fan of human sacrifice, either. Or cannibalism. Call me a bigot, xenophobe, or white supremacist. I don’t care. I neither want to sacrifice Bob and Melissa or eat them. Moreover, close-minded racist that I assuredly must be, I’m not on board with deliberately placing “migrants” next to schools. And, in the interest of unbridled transparency, I must admit I find mothers who would encourage their daughters to marry their rapists a bit unsavory.

There may soon be other posters, flyers, and signs popping up around the U.K. Ones stating that dancing, pork, alcohol, dogs, Judaism, and Christianity are now illegal. But that it’s perfectly okay, halal even, to marry your 11-year-old cousin.

As Mark Steyn has frequently noted, demography is destiny. Period.

The U.K., and much of the West, has been penetrated…and raped…by a foreign legion. And yet there has been no real pushback, no one held accountable. Suicidal empathy writ large.

Maybe we should produce another poster.

 

 

The U.K.: All In For Islam; Christianity can Go To Hell

 

Life Site News reports that Finnish parliamentarian Päivi Räsänen was-- once again-- prevented from entering the United Kingdom due to the “hate speech” conviction hung on her for quoting the Bible and defending scripture, according to Alliance Defending Freedom CEO Kristen Waggoner. Ironically, Räsänen is apparently a member of the Finnish Parliament’s “Friends of the United Kingdom” group. With friends like today’s U.K., who needs enemies?

This is the second time in as many months that Räsänen has been denied entry to the U.K. Last month, Räsänen-- a doctor, grandmother, member of Finnish parliament, and devout Christian-- was informed that she could not travel through London’s Heathrow Airport after speaking at an ADF conference. I will leave it up to you to decide which one of those attributes U.K. authorities were uncomfortable with.

Räsänen was recently invited to speak at a religious liberty conference in Northern Ireland, but the U.K. refused to let her enter the country, due to her “hate speech” conviction for authoring a church pamphlet on Biblical marriage back in 2004.

But, Quran okay. “Allahu Akhbar” no problem. Translation: Oppressing women and murdering infidels such as gays and lesbians is fine, but quoting a Bible passage or two suggesting that same sex encounters may be sinful is right out. Better to just throw gays and lesbians off rooftops or stone them to death. (Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity baby! DIE!) Seems like quite a bit of toxic masculinity for such a weak tit country, doesn’t it?

The UK, once the greatest military power on Earth, can no longer effectively defend itself. And it will not defend its young lasses from Muslim rape gangs. I bet those two things are related.

Christendom, as evidenced by the U.K.’s abject surrender, is not long for this world, praise be to Allah.

No wonder the most popular name for a baby boy in the U.K. in 2025 was Muhammad.

 

Brooklyn Socialist Suggests Crime Should Pay-- Part II

 

I was so flabbergasted by New York state Assemblywoman Emily Gallagher’s recent statement that crime based on “biological need” should not be punished, that I overlooked a similarly preposterous—if more humorous—part of her statement. Whereas Gallagher did say that the “true crime is that there is such incredible wealth disparity in this city that there are people who can be thrown in jail simply for having a biological need,” she did not stop there.

She called these thefts “crimes of poverty” and also stated: "People who were stealing things like toothpaste, people who were stealing things like, you know, soap. And that means if you’re stealing those things, you need them.” If you steal things, that means you need them?

Yes, I think we all have watched countless videos of thieves breaking into a store and heading right for the personal hygiene aisle. Who among us hasn’t seen youthful thugs the poverty-stricken deliberately bypass high-end electronics, footwear, and apparel to clean, say, a Target store out of Irish Spring and Ivory?

I challenge anyone to claim they haven’t observed a flash-grab mob break into a shoe or jewelry outlet and head directly to the Dove, Caress, and Zest bars, biological needs running rampant.

And, for God’s sake, lock up the Dial soap before it’s too late!

In truth, something that is in ever shorter supply, it appears that most of the low-life criminals I see robbing and looting stores have never encountered—let alone employed-- a bar of soap. Ditto for toothpaste.

Assemblywoman Gallagher—and those like her-- should steal some reason. The ability to perceive reality is a biological need, is it not?

 

 

Brooklyn Socialist Suggests Crime Should pay

 

Per the venerable New York Post:

A Brooklyn socialist lawmaker declared this week that shoplifters have a right to swipe items like soap and toothpaste from local stores without getting busted — because of their “biological need” for the products. State Assemblywoman Emily Gallagher strongly suggested shoplifting should be legalized while joined at a news conference outside Manhattan Criminal Court on Thursday by other lefty pols and criminal justice advocates with Court Watch NYC.

People shouldn't get jail time for stealing things considered to be “biological needs?” Theft of certain items shouldn’t be a crime? There is a right to swipe? That is a slippery slope! As with all things “progressive,” the “biological need” category will rapidly expand from food and toiletries to big screen televisions, Louis Vuitton bags, and $500 basketball sneakers.

Moreover, what if someone simply “identifies” as someone with urgent biological needs? (“I had no choice but to take that bottle of Wild Turkey. My biological needs dictated that I must.” I myself have a “biological need” to have a drink or five after being exposed to stories such as this.) And, what if this is applied not just to the theft of goods, but to rape or murder? What if youthful Mohammedans begin claiming “biological needs” in defense of rape charges? Who are we to say otherwise, to contradict “their truth?”

Recidivism. Defund the police. Cashless bail. Abolish prisons. Advocate for “justice involved” individuals. What could go wrong?

Everything. And all of us who did nothing would have aided and abetted this crime.

 

Apocalypse Soon?

 

Stop.

As a society, we need to stop and seriously think about where we are heading, or it will be too late to change direction. We are about to cross the Rubicon, about to reach a point from which we cannot return. A point that seems almost as far removed as possible from where any sane and decent person would want to be. A point far from where our founders intended us to be. The sad fact is, there is a (horribly) perfect storm coming, or should I say a (horribly) imperfect storm. To wit:

Marxism: Unfortunately, I’m not talking about those who follow Groucho, Harpo, and Chico, whose comedy has held up remarkably well over the past 100 years. No, this is the kind of Marxism that leads to a distinctly unfunny and dark place. A place of rancor, poverty, and death. The kind of Marxism that has led to the deaths of countless millions…and has destroyed the lives of countless others, stripping them of their liberty, property, and dignity.

Islamism/Sharia law: Speaking of dark places...there are not many darker than this. Women in black, covered head to toe. Infidels coerced, enslaved, or dispensed with. Progressives and feminists, it seems odd that you’d be okay with attempting to make the seventh century great again. It was never great to begin with.

AI: It is sobering to watch the rise of artificial intelligence. Especially as juxtaposed with the decline of real, organic, human intelligence. Yes, there are good things to be derived from advanced AI, but this simply cannot—and will not-- end well. On so many levels, we are allowing ourselves to be written out of our own story. Bizarre and unprecedented.

National debt: The most prosperous nation in history is approaching a $40 trillion debt. In other words, in one sense, we have nearly 40 trillion dollars less than nothing. Some say if we include various unfunded mandates, the picture is far worse than that. History shows us that nations that have become this fiscally unserious and unsound do not typically last much longer. The US is currently on a list of countries with similarly dire debt-to-GDP ratios that includes Venezuela, Lebanon, Eritrea, and Sudan. Makes me want to have even more of my tax dollars dedicated to studying the mating habits of quail on cocaine, and to make sure every Iraqi has access to Sesame Street. And to ensure that those in Paraguay aren’t tragically deprived of drag queen story hours. You, too? And don’t even get me started on fraud, Somali or otherwise.

Marxism, Islamism, AI, and the national debt are today’s version of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Too often we have charged ahead shouting “ready, fire, aim!” Or even “fire, ready, aim!” As William F. Buckley Jr. once wrote, “A conservative is someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop, at a time when no one is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who so urge it”

Many won’t like this, but there is only one truly viable way out, and we are about to pass the exit. We must return to the founding values of individual rights, a benevolent Christianity with separation of church and state, a renewed Judeo-Christian work ethic, and a renewed emphasis on gratitude rather than entitlement.

If we do not do this, the State will become the church. And you can bet worship will be mandatory.

Teach your children well. The State won’t.

 

 

 

ID Required For Purchases, Not For Voting (Exclusive)

 

I am now going to share an (apparently) inconsequential personal story with all of you. I recently made a small purchase at Menards. When it came time to pay, I wrote out a check. The cashier had to call a manager over for my $11.85 purchase. $11.85. He then asked me for my ID. True story. The manager looked at my driver's license and subsequently approved the check. I asked him, “So, do you not see many checks anymore?” He replied, chuckling, “No.” To which I responded, “I don't even need my ID to vote for president of the United States.” He looked at me, shrugged, and walked away.

Strange days are these, in which we must also present a valid ID to acquire an Olive Garden’s “Never-Ending Pasta Pass,” or to enter Costco, but not when we are voting for the most powerful and consequential person—for good, bad, or indifferent-- in the world.

This may help explain my vague but growing feeling of unease.

 

Democratic Candidate For Iowa Secretary Of Agriculture Once Stated That Farming Is Not That Hard

 

A video clip has resurfaced to the potential detriment of the Democratic candidate for secretary of agriculture in Iowa. In the now 5-year-old clip, posted to ‘X’ by something called the Iowa Field Report, Chris Jones stated, “A lot of this grain farming now, it’s not that hard. They’re only working a few weeks out of the year.” He added, “the truth is, you know, a lot of them are millionaires.” Yes, I think we all know at least one wealthy, lazy farmer.

These are not your grandfather’s DFLers (for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor Party, as it used to be called). They don’t like farming, and think being a farmer is a piece of cake. And that most farmers are wealthy. What do they think of Labor? Actually, they don’t believe people should have to do it. Don’t wanna work? You should get a Universal Basic Income (UBI), likely derived from taxes those lazy, millionaire farmers pay. Are you an illegal alien and don’t wanna work? You’ll get even more free stuff. Homeless and unemployed? Here’s a free crack pipe and a five-dollar bill. Now go vote for who we tell you to.

That’s the F for Farmer and the L for Labor, but what about the D for Democrat? There are precious few of those around at this point. There are no more Trumans or JFKs left. Democrats have quickly morphed into Democratic-Socialists, emphasis on Socialists. The crazier you are and the more checkered your past, the better. Want to abolish farming, labor, babies, fireworks, football, and America? The DSA is the Party for you! And it’s a big tent! Want to abolish the police, the military, and the Senate, too? Pack the court? Come on in! Won’t submit to using our preferred if inaccurate pronouns? Whoa, stay away, Beelzebub!

Jones’ assertion is as if someone running to be the head of the United Auto Workers Union (UAW) said that the internal combustion engine should be banned. Within 25 years, if we are to help save the planet. Al Gore actually did say that, back in 1992, when he was vice-president. 25 years later was 2017…9 years ago. But there is never serious follow-up questioning, no real accountability.

So, we ever more frequently hear things such as, “Being a police officer is not that hard. That’s why I think we should defund the police. Same for those in the military. It’s just not that hard to be a soldier, and I think we should abolish the military, too. Now, being Secretary of Agriculture, however, is, like, super hard. Government jobs are hard. Being a public servant is difficult, a sacrifice. But gosh darn it, we are willing to do it…for the betterment of society. For the greater good. [Because that’s just how wonderful and indispensable I —and those just like me-- are].”

These far-left nutcases make Chucky and Pennywise look like Mike Rowe and Victor Davis Hanson. Anyone who would vote for these dangerous clowns is mentally ill.

The United States is being invaded from the outside…and attacked from within. And the erstwhile Democrat Party is not only okay with this but is aiding and abetting the assaults.

           As for farmers, most of them I know work from sun-up to sundown, six days a week. They have to worry about-- and prepare for-- potential droughts, floods, late winters, record heat, bugs, blight, government policies, and changing market conditions. All to provide us with the food we need. 

          Politicians? These "public servants" take our money, squander it, and feed us lies. 

 

What The Hell Happened? How Did America Come To This?

 

What the hell happened?

How did we go so far off the rails so fast? Might there have actually been something in the COVID vaccines? It does seem that an explosion of idiocy has occurred since the Lockdown Days. How is it that Socialism (Communism Lite) has suddenly become so fashionable? How could this happen in the once United States of America? It’s not like it doesn’t have a concrete and dismal track record.

Perhaps we failed the obedience test that was the Plandemic so badly that Leftists decided there was no need to hide anything anymore. “They were okay with being told that many of their jobs were unnecessary? They obeyed the order to not attend their families’ weddings and funerals? Remarkable!” Can any of you honestly picture the founders being okay with those mandates? Heads would have rolled. And they would have been the heads of those who tried to force them to comply with the tyranny. Make no mistake, the founders were genuinely “No Kings” activists, and they built the country that way. George Washington was asked to be king. He declined.

So how did so many become infatuated with Marxism? How did so many, post 9/11, become intoxicated by Islam? Why do so many fall for obvious bullshit? Yes, as I’ve recently stated, academia and the media are partly to blame. History and economics are the two most vital subjects for the people in any successful society in which to be versed. But academia doesn’t teach and the media doesn’t report on actual history and real-world economics. Our youth were born after the Cold War and 9/11, and, as such, neither mean that much to most of them. That is tragic, but there must be more. Was there something in the vaccines? I don’t really believe this myself, but…what happened? It was not like this before. It really wasn’t.

So called Conservatives have been braying about how the Democrat Party is dead or on the ropes since the 2024 presidential election. Many have claimed that wokeness is dead, the woke nearly extinct. This is patently absurd. In truth, wokeness is thriving, the Democrat Party has been taken over by far-left zealots and idealogues…even though many of them haven’t had a unique idea or an original thought in their lifetimes. Socialists, supposedly a minority in the Democrat party, have taken it over, ridden roughshod over any allegedly “moderate” in their way, and are getting elected all over the fruited plane. The so-called “moderates” are now kow-towing to them, pre-emptively surrendering to the Socialists among them as if they were RINOs surrendering to legacy Democrats.

How do Socialists with Nazi tattoos, wife beaters, cousin fornicators, Muslims who want to enforce and enshrine Sharia Law, and others who demonstrably hate virtually all of the founding principles of this nation keep winning elections? How does this square with the Democrat Party is dead? It isn’t. It has been energized by insane radicals. Why do we allow Democrats, DSA members and their media sycophants to call anyone slightly to the right of Chairman Mao “far-right extremists?” And yet, to these people, virtually no one is a “far-left extremist.”

It increasingly appears that the perfect DSA candidate would be one who has a long rap sheet, identifies as a black trans bisexual woman, hates America and Christianity, wants open borders, the abolition of prisons, police, the Senate, the presidency—and who wants to pack the court and make D.C. and Puerto Rico states.

What caused women to transfer their natural empathy from their children and families to rapists, murderers, and career criminals? In a matter of a few short years. How the bleep is it that many speak of ICE as “invading” cities and cruelly trying to deport these rapists, murderers, and career criminals? This is the opposite of reality. The illegals have already committed a crime, even if they haven’t gone on to rape or murder anyone. By definition, they are the ones who have invaded the country. It is ICE that is trying to repel that invasion, enforce the laws, and provide order and security. The one thing governments are legitimately tasked with doing.

And what can explain Francesca Hong running for governor of Wisconsin…and being a favorite to win? She has had issues with credit card debt, voted against an anti-grooming law, wants to abolish the police, and previously stated that she thought Thanksgiving should be cancelled because it “brings out the worst in humanity.” Giving thanks brings out the worst in humanity? No, envy and entitlement bring out the worst in humanity, gratitude the best. If a candidate is evil, it is far better to be flamboyantly evil. Have that Bill Clinton charisma. But Hong is boringly, blandly evil. How is she so popular? David Crowley, who ultimately prevailed in the Dairy State’s chaotic and questionable Democrat Governor primary, stated that his policies closely align with Hong's, and that he, too, supports abolishing the U.S. Senate, ending Milwaukee's school choice program, and raising Wisconsin’s tax rate to the highest in the nation. (Voters are upset that they can’t afford food, but want to raise their own taxes so they have even less of their own money to spend? Or do they just want to raise “other” people’s taxes?)

What the hell happened? We have moronic Marxists telling us that Capitalism is bad, despite the fact that it made the U.S. the most successful, wealthy-- and generous-- nation in history. We have Muslims telling us that we shouldn’t eat bacon, drink beer, or own dogs. We have men claiming that they are women…if they but say they are. To hell with Genesis, I guess.

Was there a stupid gene in the COVID vaccines? Did the Plandemic break us? Or did we do it to ourselves?

 

Of Abdul El-Sayed, Stephanie White, And "Tampon" Timmy Walz

 

Rationality is not Democrats’ strong suit. Logic is not their forte. Consistency of thought and reason is not their thing. To wit:

Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, Michigan’s favorite Marxist Muslim, authored a Substack post in 2021in which he deplored “the toxic masculinity at the heart of America’s most popular sport, and men’s sports culture more generally.” El-Sayed, a Muslim and fan of Sharia Law who played high school football himself, seems to have gone off half-cocked, so-to-speak, without regard to irony, hypocrisy, or room-reading. But what the hell, he won, right? But what of Jihadists incessantly stabbing people with knives? Killing Christians by the thousands in places like Nigeria? Beheading the odd journalist? Keeping their womenfolk encased in draperies? Raping 12-year-olds? Any of these seem more toxic, if not more masculine, than someone getting tackled on a run-pass option.

Stephanie White, the ironically named head coach of the Indiana Fever, recently ranted about those who had the unbridled temerity-- the sheer, unadulterated audacity-- to question her comments regarding assaults on her own players by bizarrely stating in part, “Love will win. Grace will win. Humility will win, and kindness will win.” She added, “Everybody else can go to hell.” If that’s not love, grace, and humility, I don’t know what is! Who among us hasn’t lovingly, gracefully, and humbly told everyone else to go to hell?

Gov. Tim Walz has arguably committed more crimes against Minnesotans than anyone other than Dr. Fauci, yet he constantly railed against ICE agents who he said were “invading” his city, which, of course, is exactly the opposite of reality. The objective truth is that hordes of illegal aliens have invaded places like Minneapolis, and that many of them have committed crimes, some heinous, since doing so. Many have been given free goods and services, courtesy of taxpayers in the North Star State and elsewhere. ICE has been attempting to repel and repatriate the invaders, but Walz prefers to pardon child rapists while slandering law enforcement…and making sure men’s bathrooms are adequately stocked with feminine hygiene products.

No one can credibly accuse Walz of toxic masculinity—or any other kind of masculinity—but they can rightfully accuse him of fostering fraud, rank incompetence and felony cluelessness. Walz doesn’t know how to handle a shotgun, but perhaps he could play in the WNBA. Maybe Stephanie White would even defend him.

Democrats To Americans: "Go To Hell, We'll Do As We Please"

 

Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn recently appeared on “Sunday Morning Futures” with host Maria Bartiromo to talk about her campaign to be the next Governor of Tennessee. In doing so, she mentioned that Republicans “got a floor vote on just show an ID when you go to vote.”

 Sen. Blackburn added, “The interesting thing was every single Democrat voted against showing an ID, even though 83 percent of the American people and 71 percent of all Democrats think you ought to have to show that ID.” Every single Democrat went directly against the known will of the people they ostensibly represent.

Democrats demand people show an ID to attend their own conventions, and even to help their city out by shoveling snow-- but, by God, asking folks to prove they’re citizens of this nation when voting for the President of these United States, and by default the leader of the free world, is beyond the pale! An outrage!

Is there anyone in America who honestly believes the Democrats are doing this out of a determination to do what is “right?” If so, I have I have a Communist economic system to sell them. Oh wait, Democrats have already bought that.

What if, circa 1860, 83% of the American people—and 71% of Democrats— polled were against slavery, but every single Democrat Senator voted against abolishing it, claiming they were concerned that “many black folks just wouldn’t be able to take care of themselves if this cruel Republican measure passed?” Seems likely, doesn’t it?

Democrats always like to claim they are “for the people”…and those like Grover Cleveland, FDR, Harry Truman, and JFK often acted in a way that could at least be construed as being true to that statement. Today’s Democrats seem to not only despise the country but its citizens, as well.

One would hope voters will hold today’s Democrats responsible for spitting in their faces. Then again-- given the vast and growing evidence of Democrat election chicanery, i.e. cheating-- how would we know if they did or did not?

 

To SAVE America-- Or not

 

In a world that increasingly despises excellence and mocks morality, it is not surprising that the U.S. Senate can't even find the votes to pass the Save America Act. There is a simple reason for that: not enough of them want to save America. Think of that. And so, it is likely America will not be saved, more likely that it will be subverted from within.

So, the assault on all things traditional continues apace, and Republicans are too timid to attempt to repel the attack. Some Republicans are, like the French, simply predisposed to surrender. Others don't wish to have their invites to fashionable soirées canceled. And still others are afraid of being called names. Unlike most Democrats, whose only consideration is power, some Republicans do ask themselves, “Would this be the right thing to do?” But this is not, nor has it ever been a perfect world, or anything close to it, particularly right now, today. The only way for good to outlast evil is for good to be willing to push back, defend itself, and fight like hell when necessary.

So, if dispensing with the filibuster, the “nuclear option,” is a necessary precursor to passing the save America act, then that is what must be done. And that would, unquestionably, be the “right thing to do” now, given the alternative. The rapid rise of all out communists in the erstwhile Democrat party demands that those opposed to tyranny crush them by any means necessary. No matter what. Or else what has always happened before with the onset of Communism will happen again. Here. In the United States of America, a country founded on individual rights and limited government. Hard as that may be to believe.

A people can vote their way into Communism but can never vote their way back out. Because, as soon as Communists take power, they take away your right to freedom of speech, they take away your guns, and they take away your right to vote. They strip you of your rights, your property, your agency, and your dignity.

Yet there are many here today purportedly begging to be enslaved. AWFULS, Karens, the over-educated, and various others who like to believe they hate the US and everything for which it stands. In other words, the core of today’s Democrat Party.

As Voltaire noted, it is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

 

 

WNBA To Meet To Decide What Its 'W' Stands For

Here is a recent headline, one that should be an excellent example of a Babylon Bee headline, but that isn’t a Babylon Bee headline, but a real one from Townhall -- an actual news outlet:

“WNBA to Hold Meeting to Discuss What the ‘W’ Stands For.”

The more I hear of the WNBA, the more I realize there is no intelligent life here on this planet. Beam me up, Scotty. Please.

The league is actually going to hold a meeting in an attempt to define what it thinks the definition of a female should be. And thus what kind of a female should be allowed to play in the league.

The league’s Commissioner, Cathy Engelbert (hump-her-dink?), recently sent a memo to teams that addressed ongoing discussions around transgender athletes in women’s basketball. It read:

“I know many of you have received questions in recent weeks regarding transgender athlete participation in women’s basketball, and I expect this topic will continue to receive significant attention. I wanted to reach out to share how we are approaching these conversations at the league office and to thank those of you who have responded to questions from the media with thoughtfulness and professionalism.”

The memo noted that the topic would be discussed further by a task force of team presidents and general managers at a previously scheduled meeting in the coming days.

Though the league’s collective bargaining agreement clearly states that “only players who are women are eligible to play in the WNBA,” it does not include any more specific language about gender identity or sex assigned at birth, according to The Gateway Pundit. Uh-Oh.

So Enos Kanter Freedom and Royce White, two former NBA players, have expressed their desire to be drafted and play in the WNBA? More power to them, I say. If a man says he’s a woman, he’s a woman, right? #Believeallwomen. #Evenifadudejustsayshebeawoman. Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity baby

Conversely, if women should, for some reason, want to join the YMCA, what’s the prob? I mean, I have every right to join any league, team, or group on Earth with which I claim to identify, correct? Why can’t a Virgo identify as an Aries? If a blind visually challenged person identifies as a sighted person, who are we to say that that person shouldn’t be allowed to drive a bus or be an air traffic controller? If an alcoholic with shaky hands wishes to identify as an esteemed surgeon, who are we to judge and prevent him/her/they from operating? Diversity, inclusion, and equity, right? We are made richer by every type of surgeon, whether untrained, blind, epileptic, unwashed, or in the throes of alcoholic delirium tremens. The science is settled.

What ultimately happens to/in the WNBA will have ramifications, of course. The LPGA will also have to do some soul-searching. The Daughters of the American Revolution may be forced to admit male members of CAIR or Hamas.

Don’t lose sight of what’s really happening. All the political brouhaha is leading us to decide if, as a society, we will continue to value reality and truth…or if we will choose to follow the Father of Lies. 

If the Women’s National Basketball Association is no longer for women, and girls can no longer dress, shower, undress, and defecate without men present…they have been effectively made moot — and subservient.

I’m a man. And yet I would not allow my daughter to be taken advantage of like this … no matter what, so help me God. No power on earth could compel me to do so.