Trump
Tweets! (Pass Them On!)
“Marko
Rubio, I’m sorry to say, is just plain dumm…really, what else are you gonna
call a guy that says the same stuff all the time? Really, what else? Dumm!” #haterepetition#
“You
know, Planned Parenthood does alotta good things… I mean not counting the
abortions, and selling of baby parts, but it helps a lot of women out with
their health and stuff…” #PPisok
“I tell
ya’, Ted Cruise might be the moast dishonest person I’ve ever met. I mean, he
calls me a lyer! WTF?” #thetruthwillsetyoufree
“Benn
Karson is narkoleptic is he not? I mean, he could probably fall asleep making
luv to Ivanka, rite?! The only guy that could make Jeb look alive!” #I'mgonnalookstupidifheendorsesme
“Okay,
so I gave big money to Hillary and Harry Reid in the past? So what? I had to
cover my bases as a big businessman in New York and as a soon-to-be national
political figure… sue me, already!!” #bigwhoop
“Have
you ever noticed that Fox News is fair and balanced? I hate that s—t! They should be groveling at my feet, like everybody
else. And, really, I think Megan Kelly is a transgender. I bet ‘she’ has a
penis.” #itsnotbiggerthanminethough
“Is
Carly Fiorina here tonight? Oh…she’s not? I couldn’t tell, not that it matters.
I thought maybe she was off somewhere taking a pee.” #hugebladderhere
“Nobody likes Ted Crews…he’s just not
nice to everyone. I mean, he claims to believe in certain s--t, and is very
consistent in that, but why not just be nice to people? Is that so hard? Love everybody is what I’m sayin’!” #peaceandlove
“Tedd
Crewz sayz I’m a lier? Well, bleep him! I hope he chokes on his next
Cubano sandwich or whatever his peeple eat! Also, who ever heard of a Canadian
Latino? That’s just weird.” #honestyisthebestpolicy
“You
know, everybody sucks but me…that has been scientifically
proven, in fact. I am Yuuuge! Everybody else is small. But I am so open and generous and warm-hearted that I’ll let others continue to stand near me during this
election season.” #niceguy
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