“I am
acting so damn presidential now, it’s bleeping scary!” #Reaganhadnothingonme
“When
I’m president, we will win so much people will actually get tired of winning!" #Trumprules
“Look,
I married an immigrant…named Ivana.
‘Nough said.” #Iloveeverybody
“Kasich
and Cruz are like gnats flying around a big man’s face now. I can shoo them
away or crush them anytime I want.”
#letsgetreal
“How
can a Latino be from Canada? I mean,
does anybody else ever think of these things? Ted Cruz was born in the Great White North, yet he claims
to be Hispanic…and an American! I mean, like duh!”
#TrustTedtobeineligibleforthepresidency
“Anybody
who thinks I have a small Willie, you’ve got another thing coming. Send me a
request and I’ll send you
photos of my yuuuuge unit!” #getreadytoweeporcheer
“I’ve
been endorsed more often lately than tax-return checks” #PalinandCarsonaresane
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