True Diversity

                If gender is moot and simply an option anyone can easily choose or select, why aren’t more women men? More specifically, why aren’t more women gay men? I mean, diversity is always good, right? This would greatly add to society’s diversity. As would more men becoming lesbian women. How cool would that be?! It’s the dawning of a New Age. In fact, it may be a re-dawning of The Age of Aquarius. That thought should make your hair stand up, and your memories of the musical Hair stand out. But, I’m not settling for a Fifth Dimension, baby, I’m looking for a Sixth Dimension. There are no limits, no rules, no constants! “Objective truth” is a lie created by reactionary squares, man! “Reality” is a mythical concept the CIA projected into people’s brains in order to control the masses! Isn’t it obvious?! Moon landing, my ass!

                I’ll be a woman when I damn well want to be, a man when it suits me, elderly if it means the tickets will be cheaper, but always young at heart. I will be a bisexual, transgender, polyamorous unicorn and fly around unhindered, educating the masses on tolerance and global warming! I will…….oh, crap…I think I’m coming down now. Bummer. That was a good trip.

                Objectively, wouldn’t true “diversity” have to encompass and embrace some things that aren’t very diverse at all? If not, wouldn’t it be a false diversity? A homogenous diversity, so to speak? And, that would be a moron’s oxymoron, would it not?

                I guess that’s why the left objects to words like “objective” and “truth.”