June 12, 1939
Amsterdam
U.S. President Trump Meets With German Chancellor Adolf
Hitler To Reduce Tensions In Europe
President Trump Grants Post-Meeting Interview To The
National Broadcasting Company
NBC: President Trump, how was your meeting with the Reichs
Chancellor?
Trump: Very productive. We hit it off right away.
NBC: How would you characterize him?
Trump: Smart. Very talented. Very smart negotiator. Loves
his country very much. Great personality.
NBC: But what of the rounding up of Jews, the general
brutality towards those that oppose his regime?
Trump: Well, you know, he took over his country and ran it
at the age of 44. Very tough. And he is very
tough. But he’s loved by his people.
NBC: And the ‘Night of the Long Knives?’ His treatment of
minorities? His making the Jewish people the scapegoat for every evil? His
evident desire to exterminate them?
Trump: Well, there’s no doubt, that’s not good. Those are
not good things. But, a lot of other people…a lot of other nations… have done
really bad things, too.
NBC: Was there any concrete
agreement reached between you two, between your respective nations?
Trump: We signed an agreement. An historic agreement. The
Führer agreed not to pre-emptively cut off sales of beer and sauerkraut to the
United States. We agreed not to fight Germany or engage in military training
exercises with our allies.
NBC: And you expect Mr. Hitler to live up to this agreement?
Trump: I think, honestly, I think he’s going to do these
things. I may be wrong. I mean, I may stand before you in six months and say,
‘Hey, I was wrong.’ I don’t know that I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some
kind of an excuse.
NBC: Is it wise for the United States to halt training
exercises with its allies at this crucial moment in history?
Trump: You know, it costs a lot of money to fly these planes
and sail these ships, etc. The ammunition isn’t cheap, either. I don’t like it.
NBC: Was there food or drink at the Summit?
Trump: There was! You know, schnitzel is really good, I’m
telling you! If you haven’t tried it, you wouldn’t believe how good it is. And
they had these crapfiends…or, umm…
NBC: Krapfens?
Trump: Yes. To die for. To die for! And lots of pretty
fräuleins! It was lovely!
NBC: Any final thoughts?
Trump: Yes. The world is a much safer place tonight as the
result of Herr Hitler’s and my actions. Especially my actions, in all honesty.
Nice conversation between Trump and NBC. As Donald Trump become the new U.S. President. People are try to cover latest Trump News by hook and crook.
ReplyDeleteThanks, David. He is an amazing figure. In many ways refreshing and good, in others boorish and child-like.
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