The bystanders who subdued Usman Khan, the once and future
terrorist, after he killed two people and injured several others near the
London Bridge recently, were anything but pedestrian. One of them was a Polish
chef named Lukasz, according to The Sun newspaper. Lukasz, who works at
Fishmonger’s Hall, where the attack began, saw Khan begin slashing at people
with a large kitchen knife and then head out into the street. Lukasz grabbed a
5-foot-long ornamental narwhal
tusk* off the wall and, with the help of another man wielding a fire
extinguisher, eventually overpowered Khan.
Lukasz
suffered a significant injury during the incident. Khan was finally shot dead
by police. No one knows how many more people would have been killed and injured
had the Polish Chef not had the presence of mind to utilize a narwhal tusk as a
weapon to stop a terrorist attack.
One man
and one woman were stabbed to death in the assault. According to the BBC, the
man has been identified as Jack Merritt, a University of Cambridge graduate
who, ironically, worked for a prison rehab nonprofit. Khan had been released
from prison “on license,” meaning he had to meet certain conditions to avoid
being re-incarcerated. I’m guessing he didn’t meet them. But, hey, what are five
people killed or injured compared to the P.C. points awarded for letting a
convicted Muslim terrorist out of prison early for good behavior? Also
ironically, Khan started the attack during a conference on prisoner
rehabilitation called, “Learning Together.”
The
Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack, stating that Khan is one
of its fighters.
I can
only hope that Khan saw Lukasz coming and thought: “What the…I think is narwhal
tusk! Oh shit, I am screwed!”
And
what did we Learn Together? Look for Britain, ever vigilant in preventing its
native citizens from defending themselves, to demand that all extant narwhal
tusks be registered, turned in to authorities, or destroyed.
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*A narwhal is a mid-sized
whale sometimes known as the "unicorn of the sea" because of its
distinct "tusk", which is actually a tooth. It lives in Arctic
waters in the vicinity of Canada, Greenland and Russia.
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