Acronyms and emojis are everywhere, unavoidable, ubiquitous in today’s fast-paced world of instant communication and gratification. Too hurried or lazy, we no longer take the time to spell out many words and phrases. I recently realized that, because of this, many of us can no longer spell them. There are so many acronyms out there that many are used by several different entities. “SPCA,” for example, is short for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and, probably, for the Society for People who Cherish Acronyms.
Good progressive that I am, I believe federal government action is required to address this crisis. Therefore, I think Congress should propose a bill placing a limit on how, where-- and how frequently-- acronyms can be used. ASAP! IDK if the bill would pass. If it did, POTUS would probably veto it. IMO he’s got ADD, BEG. Or maybe ADHD, LOL! We are FUBAR, that’s for sure!
BTW, have you heard about all the UFOs the USAF has supposedly seen lately? I think the CIA, FBI and NASA are trying to cover up these sightings.
It’s enough to drive a
person to drink.
Don’t want to piss off MADD, though. Even at my age, I might
have to join AA before I join the AARP, J.
Oh well, I just want to sip a beer, watch ESPN-- or something on PPV—and chill
out. After all, YOLO, right? K.I.S.S. Who wants to be gripped by FOMO?
As a SWM, the APA probably thinks I just want to hop in my SUV, grab my SIG Sauer and go harass members of the LGBTQ community. In truth, since my MD refused to prescribe meth for me, I’m in search of an OTC drug that has similar effects.
Don’t know if there are any. Might be SOL.
Oh well. WTF. Anyway, peeps, BFN.
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