Acronyms and emojis are everywhere, unavoidable, ubiquitous
in today’s fast-paced world of instant communication and gratification. Too
hurried or lazy, we no longer take the time to spell out many words and
phrases. I recently realized that, because of this, many of us can no
longer spell them. There are so many acronyms out there that many are used by
several different entities. “SPCA,” for example, is short for the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and, probably, for the Society for People
who Cherish Acronyms.
Good
progressive that I am, I believe federal government action is required to
address this crisis. Therefore, I think Congress should propose a bill placing
a limit on how, where-- and how frequently-- acronyms can be used. ASAP! IDK if
the bill would pass. If it did, POTUS would probably veto it. IMO he’s got ADD,
BEG. Or maybe ADHD, LOL! We are FUBAR, that’s for sure!
BTW, have you heard about all the UFOs
the USAF has supposedly seen lately? I think the CIA, FBI and NASA are trying
to cover up these sightings.
It’s enough to drive a
person to drink.
Don’t want to piss off MADD, though. Even at my age, I might
have to join AA before I join the AARP, J.
Oh well, I just want to sip a beer, watch ESPN-- or something on PPV—and chill
out. After all, YOLO, right? K.I.S.S. Who wants to be gripped by FOMO?
As a SWM, the APA probably thinks I
just want to hop in my SUV, grab my SIG Sauer and go harass members of the
LGBTQ community. In truth, since my MD refused to prescribe meth for me, I’m in
search of an OTC drug that has similar effects.
Don’t know if there are any. Might be SOL.
Oh well. WTF. Anyway, peeps, BFN.
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