New York City’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade will feature a second LGBT group next year. The
parade’s board of directors announced that it has selected the lesbian, gay,
bisexual, transgender group “The Lavender & Green Alliance” to join
“Out@NBC,” which this year became the first
gay group to march in the parade’s history.
It’s won’t be just green beer
available anymore! There will be “Trojan Greens” thrown from the floats to the
crowd, with packages that say, “You can get lucky like the Irish! Now
with mini-latex Shamrocks for his/her
enjoyment!”
One
might think that there are already more than enough parades celebrating LGBT
supremacy, but, apparently, one would be wrong.
Besides all the specifically
Gay Pride parades and events around the country, there is now a strong LGBT
presence in almost every parade of every type, celebrating almost all aspects
of- and events and occasions pertaining to- humanity.
One
virtually never hears about
“Heterosexual Pride” parades or events, which is surpassingly odd given that
they are responsible for producing all
human life on the planet, not excluding
lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders.
Can we get a little love and respect- and dare I say Pride- directed their way, maybe? Or is that asking
too much (of the hyper-tolerant)?
Will
there be three LGBT groups needed for
the 2017 St. Patty’s Day parade? Where will this end? There will be Gay Day
parades instead of May Day parades. “Homo-coming” parades will replace
homecoming parades on college campuses around the country…if they haven’t
already.
It is
likely that the Rose Bowl parade will morph into the “Bro’s Bowel” parade.("Trojan: New Year? New Rear? See the world through rose-colored asses. No thorns here!). Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade will soon
become the, “Racy Spanksgiving Day ™” parade.
With
the direction our culture is headed, I don’t even want to contemplate what might
become the norm for Easter parades. (“See my
Easter ‘bonnet,’ with all the
frills upon it, sweety?!”).
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