According to an Associated Press report, 26 lbs. of
palletized marijuana fell thru a Nogales, Arizona couple’s carport and onto
their dog’s house recently. Nogales is very near the Mexican border and
officials believe a smuggler’s plane accidentally ejected the contraband.
Authorities are even now weeding
through the evidence. The local D.E.A. representative stated that the town was
buzzing with the news, but she cautioned everyone to take a deep breath and
chill out. “Holy smokes,” she said, “We don’t really know if this budding story
was planted or if it has roots. By-the-way, does anyone have some Doritos?”
One of
the town’s oldest residents is on record as stating, “ I think this is just
another attempt by radicals to get this town to go ‘green.’ Personally, I think
it’s just gone to pot.”
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(The
couple’s dog, Doobie, was in their back yard at the time and was consequently
uninjured).
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