Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Charlottesville Declares Independence From Thomas Jefferson


      Charlottesville, Virginia, has declared independence from Thomas Jefferson.
               April 13th, Jefferson’s birthday, will no longer be a holiday in the city considered by many to be Jefferson’s hometown. City officials voted to marginalize the author of the Declaration of Independence, the man who literally changed the world with his mind and pen, in favor of Liberation and Freedom Day, to be observed on March 3rd. The new holiday recognizes the date in 1865 that Union Army forces arrived in Virginia, according to The Washington Times.
               These are tough times for the man who wrote: “When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.” Last March, students at Hofstra University outside New York City demanded the removal of a Jefferson statue from that school’s campus, while in May, Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg went on record as supporting the Indiana Democratic Party’s decision to rename its traditional Jefferson-Jackson Dinner.
                So, what were the causes that impelled Charlottesville to dissolve the political bands connecting it to Thomas Jefferson? The fact that he owned slaves, of course, as many did—around the world—at the time. The facts that he spoke out against the institution in general and that his words have helped free millions-- if not billions-- of people since The Declaration were not taken into consideration. The desire to relegate Jefferson to the ash-heap of history has grown steadily amongst progressives over the last several years. It is now approaching a fever pitch. In days of yore, Democrats proudly asserted that Jefferson was the First Democrat, the founder of their party, an egalitarian genius who was the driving force behind the American Colonies’ decision to sever the chains of their bondage to Not-so-jolly-old England. (The Democrats claim to Jefferson was always absurd, at least insofar as Jefferson’s biggest fear was of a massive federal government. He was essentially okay with the Articles of Confederation, and was desperately afraid of a large, centralized government that could take power away from the states—or the people).
                On April 29th, 1962, at a dinner honoring Nobel Prize winners, then President Kennedy said: “I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”
                Jefferson wrote the most consequential and uplifting words strung together since the time of Christ: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” With this proclamation, and the passage of time, much of a planet was freed. Without these words, men and women can possess only the worth that others, or government, “grant” them.
                Against all odds, the Founders declared—and won—independence from Britain. Against all reason, leftists have declared their independence from—and loathing of—the United States.
                Jefferson once stated: “I have sworn, upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.” If he were alive today, he would detest the party who once claimed him as their own. And its Orwellian assault on free speech…and independent thought.
                Incredibly, Jefferson, the nation’s third president, died on July 4th, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Even more preposterously, so did America’s second president, John Adams. They were the only two presidents to sign the Declaration. Care to figure the odds?
                Adams died first, but before he passed, he exclaimed: “Jefferson lives!” Perhaps he meant that Jefferson’s idea lived on in the form of the United States of America, the only country in the history of the world that was defined at its birth.
                Would that he were right.





Tuesday, July 9, 2019

PETA Demands Town Change Street Name


                Why did PETA cross Chicken Dinner Road? To get its name changed, of course. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (but not human babies!) sent a letter to Caldwell, Idaho, Mayor Garret Nancolas asking him to change the street name of what’s currently known as Chicken Dinner Road, located in rural Canyon County. The letter, from PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman, stated: “Just like dogs, cats, and human beings, chickens feel pain and fear and value their own lives.” Ms. Reiman implored the mayor to change the name of the road to “one that celebrates chickens as individuals, not as beings to kill, chop up, and label as ‘dinner.’” She opined that changing the name of the road would show compassion to chickens and respect for other species, adding that words matter and “have the power to change lives.”
                It’s a weird world we live in now, one in which leftists treat people primarily as members of identity groups whose rights-- or lack thereof-- come from government, yet believe in the individuality and Creator-granted rights of fowl.
                As of this writing, there was no word if the mayor intended to respond to PETA. Joe Decker, a spokesman for Canyon County, said the county has heard from a number of residents who don’t want the name to be changed. Decker noted that, “It would require a public hearing and we would have to notify all property owners having frontage on the affected road at least 30 days before the public hearing. An application and fee are also required for an unincorporated county road name change.”
                The road got its name from a chicken dinner Laura Lamb prepared for then-Governor C. Ben Ross, a family friend, back in the 1930s. The road was apparently badly rutted at the time, and Lamb asked the governor his opinion of the rough road he had travelled to reach her home. Ross informed Lamb that if she could get the county to grade the road, he’d get it “oiled,” which would seal in the dust and act as a waterproof barrier. Lamb was successful in persuading the county to grade the road, and Ross was true to his word. 
                Legend has it that the street name first appeared when Lamb had cardboard signs reading “chicken dinner” placed along the route to direct the governor to his supper. Once the road was oiled, pranksters purportedly wrote “Lamb’s Chicken Dinner Avenue” on the fresh surface…in bright yellow letters. The name stuck.
                Reports note that if the name of the road was ever changed, it would have unintended consequences for various area entities. For example, Huston Vineyards is located just off Chicken Dinner Road, and utilizes the name via its “Chicken Dinner” wine series. The vineyard’s website notes: “The naming of our Chicken Dinner wines celebrates and plays off a classic Idaho tale-- the story behind one of the most curious road names around.” 
                So what if Chicken Dinner Road becomes Hummus Highway, Cauliflower Street, Bulgur Lane or Quinoa Avenue? Who cares if it ends up being renamed Couscous Drive, Tofu Trail or Blueberry Breakfast Boulevard?
                Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

    And that road’s name is PETA Way.

Monday, July 8, 2019

Leftists Crash MasterCard Shareholder's Meeting


                Crazed leftist activists recently crashed a MasterCard shareholder’s meeting, demanding that the company’s board of directors adopt a “human rights committee” dedicated to slandering and blacklisting various Christian and traditional organizations preposterously designated as “hate groups” by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), itself a genuine hate group.
                Nandini Jammi, a representative of the far-left group SumOfUs (get it?), a global advocacy organization dedicated to progressive causes and the defeat of capitalism, accused the board of “doing business with criminals.” Jammi demanded that shareholders and board members support Proposal Five, which urges directors to create a human rights committee. Jammi also claimed that 127,000 have signed a petition calling on Mastercard to stop processing payments for “far-right hate groups.” Jammi declared: “Thanks to your financial partners, you are open for business with criminals.”
                SumOfUs’s “blood money” campaign pressures U.S. financial companies to refuse to do business with entities that SPLC deems “far-right” and/or “extreme.” Tragically, SPLC’s blacklisting of an organization “is a financial and repetitional death sentence, effectively equating organizations to the KKK,” according to Meghan Meier, a lawyer who defended a victim of SPLC’s “hate” designation.
   What monstrously evil entities does SumOfUs wish to see cut off from bank transactions, effectively rendering them impotent? What kinds of groups has SPLC deemed “extreme,” “far-right,” and hateful? Let’s check the list on their website. Let’s see, there’s the Bible Believers Fellowship, Campus Ministry USA, the Center for Family and Human Rights, Christ the King Church, Faith Baptist Church, Family Research Council, Family Research institute…hmmm, sensing a pattern here. Then there is the Traditional Values Coalition, the American College of Pediatricians, the Alliance Defending Freedom, Concerned Christian Citizens, and just about any other Christian or Jewish group in existence. There’s even an entire category described as “Radical traditional Catholicism.” Radical traditional, huh? Who knew that was a thing, let alone an entire category? And, naturally, the US Border Guard is on the despised list, too.
  Note to SumOfUS and the SPLC: some of us on your list are tired of being slandered, lied about, marginalized, discriminated against and made the victims of hate crimes. And some of us aren’t going to take it anymore.

Che Guevara shirts: $80
Spliffs: $200
Genital Piercings: $475
Attacking the capitalist patriarchy: priceless

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Nike Disses Betsy Ross Flag


                “Nike has chosen not to release the Air Max 1 Quick Strike Fourth of July [shoe] as it featured the old version of the American flag,” a spokeswoman for the athletic apparel manufacturer said recently, acquiescing to the fevered wishes of Colin Kaepernick, professional malcontent.
                The patriotic shoe design, which was to be sold in the lead-up to Independence Day, featured a “Betsy Ross” flag with 13 stars arranged in a circle, representing the original 13 colonies/states. Instead, the giant corporation bowed to the desires of one man. Kaepernick, known for his on-field protests while in the NFL, was offended by the flag because of the existence of slavery in the new nation at the time, reported The Washington Post.
                I am offended that Nike didn’t release the shoes. I am also offended by the existence of Colin Kaepernick. The Betsy Ross flag is anything but a symbol of slavery. It adorned the Capitol Building at Barack Obama’s second inauguration in 2013, for crying out loud. But this did not keep Democratic presidential nominee Julian Castro from comparing it to the confederate flag. Nor did it prevent MSNBC guest Michael Dyson from likening it to the Nazi swastika and a burning Ku Klux Klan cross during a recent appearance. Note to ignorant morons: Betsy Ross was a Quaker. And an abolitionist.   
                Nike originally took some heat for signing the controversial former 49er quarterback for a multi-million-dollar marketing campaign, but the company’s sales grew immediately upon the campaign’s airing. When you’re woke, you won’t go broke. (As for me, well, I’ll take a knee).
                The Betsy Ross flag is beautiful, a historic reminder of the men who changed the world, but the Gadsen flag is the banner we really need for these troubled times. Those of us who aren’t leftist, would-be totalitarians need to take its message to heart…and exemplify it every day: “Don’t tread on me.” The Founders didn’t buckle to the greatest military power on earth, let alone one entitled moron. (If the shoe fits).
                Note to Nike (since it seems so susceptible to one person’s whims): In the future, when a provocateur to which you are paying a king’s ransom demands you do something stupid…

                Just Don’t Do It. ΓΌ  


Saturday, July 6, 2019

U.S. Women's Soccer Team Beclowns Itself


                I wanted to root for the U.S. women’s soccer team in the World Cup. I really did. But it has proven nearly impossible to do so. From the excessive celebrations to generally deplorable behavior, it has not basked itself in glory.
                The team beat Thailand 13-0 in its Cup opener, and celebrated the 8th, 9th and tenth goals just as lavishly as it did its first and second goals. I don’t believe in lying down or even taking it a bit easy in situations like that, because that is more embarrassing for the opposing squad, but engaging in wild celebrations when your squad is up by 6 or 8-- or 10-- goals is simply unprofessional and undignified. Period. More recently, in a game against England, Alex Morgan celebrated a goal by pretending to sip a cup of tea. What is gained by mocking the English custom of Tea-Time after your team scores a goal in a tight contest?
                Morgan was taken aback at the criticism she and her teammates have received over their celebratory actions. She believes the criticism is due to rank misogyny. According to The Guardian, she said: “I feel that there is some sort of double standard for females in sports to feel like we, you know, have to be humble in our successes and have to celebrate but not too much and have to do something, but it always has to be in a limited fashion. You see men celebrating all around the world in big tournaments, grabbing their sacks or whatever it is and when I look at sipping a cup of tea, I’m a little taken aback and kind of…you have to laugh about it, to see all the criticism.” I feel like, you know, it disgusts me when guys grab themselves after making a basket or scoring a goal. But that gesture just makes themselves look ridiculous, it doesn’t insult another nation’s culture. And, Morgan, if you want to be treated like a man, take it like one. (Speaking of which, in 2017 the U.S. Women’s National Team lost a scrimmage to the FC Dallas under-15 boys’ team).
                Morgan claims the stunt (tea sipping) had nothing to do with English culture. “My celebration was actually more about ‘that’s the tea,’ which is telling a story. You know, spreading the news. So it wasn’t a hit to England in any way.” It was about “spreading the news?!” Right. Now tell us the one about the three bears.
                The women’s World Cup final takes place Sunday, July 7th. The United States will play the Netherlands. When asked if her team would make the traditional visit to the White House if it won the FIFA Women’s Cup, midfielder and team leader Megan Rapinoe said that she’s “not going to the f**king White House.” Pure class.

                Start “spreading the news.” I am leaving today. I want no more part of it, you dorks, you dorks.




Friday, July 5, 2019

Senator Cory Booker, Aspiring Coyote


                “Today @CoryBooker crossed the U.S. border from Juarez to El Paso, to help escort 5 asylum-seekers and try to prevent them from being sent back to Mexico.”
                So read the recent tweet from Sabrina Singh, national press secretary for the Booker campaign, who added, “Out of concern for the asylum-seekers safety, we did not make this event public until now.” How noble.
                Singh continued: “Cory was able to observe the crossing, interactions with federal immigration authorities, and see the disastrous impact of President Trump’s cruel immigration policy.” Could she see the staggeringly detrimental affects of unlimited, unregulated immigration on America and its citizens?
                Booker told reporters he believed the quintet’s asylum claims were legitimate, due to their fears of violence. So, a U.S. presidential candidate sneaks illegal aliens into his country in open defiance of his nation’s immigration policies and the edict of the its current president, and then uses the action to illustrate his woke-ness and compassion? Staging an illegal border incursion for your personal virtue-signaling gain is a bizarre campaign ploy. Booker should be in jail for aiding and abetting a crime, if not for outright treason. (Though, to be fair, the Senator is prone to grandiose visions of himself and may believe his actions in illegally delivering migrants across the Rio Grande were akin to Washington crossing the Delaware in defense of his young country).
                First, Beto O’Rourke campaigns in Mexico. For the 2020 U.S. presidential election. Now “Spartacus” Booker acts as a “coyote” by sneaking a group of illegals across the border. What’s next? Will Elizabeth Warren be assisting sex-traffickers? Will Julian Castro volunteer to drive trucks laden with opioids, marijuana and cocaine across the border? And have his press secretary send out virtue-signaling tweets about his exploits once he’s safely across?
   “Today @JulianCastro crossed the U.S. border from Chula Vista to Nogales, to help escort numerous kilos of vulnerable undocumented narcotics and try to prevent them from being sent back to Mexico. Out of concern for the drugs’ safety, we did not make this event public until now. Julian was able to see the disastrous impact of President Trump’s cruel anti-drug policy that deprives needy addicts of the peace and contentment they so richly deserve.”
  It’s a good thing Rep. (D-Minn.) Ilhan Omar isn’t running for president. “Today @IlhanOmar crossed the U.S. border from Juarez to El Paso, to help escort two ISIS cells and try to prevent them from being sent back to Mexico…” Maybe in 2028.
 Democrats are just that crazy.
               

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Democrats Debate In Detroit: Round Two!


Second Round, Democratic Debates
CNN Hosting/Moderating
July 30 & 31, 2019
Detroit, Michigan

Anderson Cooper: “Good evening and welcome to the second Democratic Presidential Debate. I’m Anderson Cooper, and I’m joined tonight by Chris Cuomo, Brian Stelter, Don Lemon and Poppy Harlow. We thought that, since there are so many outstanding Democratic candidates on the stage tonight, we’d have more than the usual number of outstanding moderators asking them questions, as well. Lot’s to get to, so—"

Chris Cuomo: “LET’S GET AFTER IT!!”

Cooper: (Glares at Cuomo) “Chris, let me start off as agreed, okay?”

Cuomo: (Chastened) “Okay.”

Cooper: “Mr. Biden, let’s start with you. By all accounts, you did not perform well in the first debate. To what do you attribute that, and how are you planning to change that tonight?”

Biden: “Well, uh, Andy, I had some gas last time and it put me off my game a little. And the first thing I’d do as president is make sure we defeat Trump. Thank you.”

Cooper: “We didn’t ask you that this time, sir.”

Cuomo: “Senator Sanders, what do you say to those who feel your proposals would be too costly?”

Sanders: “The rich will be the ones paying and there’s not enough of them to seriously affect the outcome of the election, so who cares?”

Cuomo: “Well stated, sir.”

Brian Stelter: “Mayor de Blasio, how do you answer critics who say that you haven’t governed New York City particularly well, so why should you be given a chance to run the whole country?”

Mayor de Blasio: “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope!”

Stelter: “Nice thought, Mayor, but first off, that didn’t address the question. Secondly, that is a famous saying of Karl Marx’s.”

De Blasio: “What? I had no idea…”

Don Lemon: “Mayor Buttigieg, over to you now. The Executive Board of the Fraternal Order of Police No. 36—in your own city—has said you’ve politicized the recent police shooting to aid you in your campaign. The Board said your recent statement that “all police work and all of American life takes place in the shadow of racism” is divisive. How are you able to handle such overtly crackpot statements without going ‘ballistic’?”

Mayor Buttigieg: “Sometimes you just have to take the high road and ignore the crazed rants of ultra right-wing Christian extremists, Don. We have an opioid crisis in our country now. And, remember, religion is the opiate of the masses.”

Poppy Harlow: “The last part of your statement, mayor, is a commonly heard paraphrase of something Karl Marx famously said.”

Buttigieg: “It is?”

Harlow: (Sighs) “Yes. Mr. O’Rourke—”

Buttigieg: “I’m gayer than anybody else on this stage and I—"

Senator Gillibrand: “I wanted to be next!”

Harlow: “Well, you’re not, so wait your turn.”

Gillibrand: “Misogynist!”

Cooper: “Oh, for……Mr. O’Rourke, given recent events, would you characterize what’s happening at our southern border as a ‘crisis.’”

Beto O’Rourke: (Starts speaking in Somali) “Waa inaan aqbalnaa xaqiiqda taas—”

Harlow: “What the hell are you speaking?”

O’Rourke: “Somali. There are a lot of Somalis in Michigan and—”

Cooper: “Inclusive. Anyway, Senator Booker, when Mr. O’Rourke started speaking Spanish during the debate on June 27th, you gave him a sideways glance that went viral. Were you surprised by his Spanish speaking ability or the fact that he spoke it? After all, you then answered a question in Spanish your own bad self.”

Senator Booker: “Well, I was surprised because I thought I’d surprise everyone by answering in Spanish, but he beat me to it. That’s why I also translated my Spanish afterwards. I don’t think Beto could have done that, because I don’t think he really knows what he said.”

Stelter: “Senator Warren—”

Senator Warren: “If you all don’t vote for me, you’re sexist…and hate native Americans!”

Stelter: “Understood, but—”

Senator Amy Klobuchar: “Excuse me, but, if you don’t vote for me you must just hate Minnesotans! Especially female Minnesotans!! Misogynist anti-Midwesterners!"

Lemon: “Representative Swalwell, The View’s Meghan McCain accused you of using ‘ageist crap’ to attack Mr. Biden. How do you plead, sir?”

Representative Swalwell: “Well that’s obviously complete bullshit! I don’t have an ageist bone in my body! I swear! Nor am I racist, homophobic, transphobic, atheistophobic, pedophilophobic, or Satanophobic! I swear!”

Lemon: “Believable!”

Cooper: “Mr. Castro, some radical-right, ultra-conservative whack-jobs think that your last name means you might share some of the political views of the late great Cuban leader. What say you to them?”

Julian Castro: “Communism is the riddle of history solved, and it knows itself to be this solution.”

Cooper: “I see you’ve all studied up on Karl Marx.”

Castro: “We should no longer run from the ‘C’ word, meaning communism. The Democratic Party must instead embrace it!”  

Gillibrand: “Nobody asked me, but I would mandate publicly-funded abortions for all living beings,” including horses, cats, dogs, turtles and bugs.”

Harlow: Noted. “Mr. Yang, what are your thoughts on global warming?”

Mr. Yang: “If we don’t act decisively and dramatically, we are toast. Within 12 years, if not before.”

Lemon: “Representative Gabbard, I must say, that is one subversive and sexy streak of gray in your hair.”

Representative Gabbard: “Aww, thank you Donald. I like it. It has served me well lately.”

Cuomo: “Governor Inslee, how would you make dumb-ass Americans in fly-over country internalize the existential threat that is global warming?”

Governor Inslee: “Eff ‘em, they’re too stupid to understand. We have to progress without them.”

Cuomo: “Right on, brother!”

Stelter: “Senator Harris, you were widely praised for your performance in the first debate. And people donated millions of dollars to your campaign in just the 24 hours following the debate. Will this hurt your credibility as a member of a marginalized group?”

Senator Harris: “No. I am a woman. And a person of color. I am, in fact, a woman of color. As such, I’m the victim of deep-rooted, systemic racism and misogyny. If I don’t win, it’s only because I’m a woman. And colored.”

Booker: “I’m more colored than you are, Kamala!”

Mayor Buttigigieg: “But you’re not as gay as I am!”

Booker: “I could be. Maybe I just haven’t come out of the closet, yet!”

Buttigieg: “Coward!”

Mr. Yang: “If I don’t win, it’s because people are jealous of Asians!”

Gillibrand: “Jeg er kvinne, hΓΈrer meg brΓΈl!”

Harlow: “Now what? Senator Gillibrand, what language are you speaking? And why?”

Gillibrand: “Norwegian. I said, ‘I am woman, hear me roar!’ Trying to be inclusive. Speaking of which, I believe there should be no wall and no border. Everyone in the world should be welcomed here with open arms and open wallets! That’s inclusive. And Christian—er, I mean compassionate. I propose cradle to grave care and unlimited free things for every undocumented non-citizen and their families. And friends. And pets.”

Harlow: “Nice. Senator Sanders, closing thoughts?”

Sanders: “Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents. That’s where it’s really at.”

Harlow: “That’s a Bill Ayers slogan.”

Sanders: “It is? Obama’s mentor?”

Harlow: “Yes.”

Sanders: “I thought I just made it up. It kinda just popped into my head.”

Swalwell: (smirks) “He’s old and senile!”

Sanders: “See! He is ageist!”

(Biden appears to be napping/comatose)

Cooper: “Well, that’s all the time we have for tonight. Stay tuned for a very special edition of ‘The Lead’ with Jake Tapper.”

                                                                [fade]
  

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Franklin's Republic


              “A republic, if you can keep it,” was Ben Franklin’s famous reply to the breathless folks waiting outside Independence Hall in 1787 who had asked him, “Well, doctor, what have we got—a republic or a monarchy?”
              If you can keep it? Let’s just say it’s not looking good. And that isn’t good. For America-- or the world at large.
  As Washington was the “one indispensable man,” the U.S. is the one indispensable nation. The less its leaders and its citizens believe that, the more it is proven to be true, as the world situation deteriorates. Yet many Americans are experiencing a crisis of faith, deeper and more sinister than the “malaise” with which Jimmy Carter said we were afflicted in the late 1970s.
 Truth be told, the United States has been in the midst of a “Cold Culture War” for several decades. That war is essentially over. The progressives won. In 1993, Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) coined the phrase, “defining deviancy down,” to describe the re-defining of deviancy to exempt conduct previously stigmatized and brand behavior previously considered abnormal and/or abhorrent as normal and mainstream. (He was vehemently against this practice). Can anyone imagine a Democrat saying such a thing today? Shortly thereafter came the “trickle-down immorality” of the Clinton Years. In more recent times, gay marriage has been legalized, approved and celebrated, the LGBTQIIA+ community has been holding public “PRIDE!” parades all over the fruited plain, and men who claim to be women have won the “right” to excrete or compete in any bathroom, locker room, or venue their transgendered hearts so desire.  
The left never gives in, never tires, never waivers, always presses on. The Ten Commandments are banned from public spaces. Conservatives are prevented from speaking on college campuses. Or shouted down if they are “allowed” to speak. Those wearing “MAGA” hats are the targets of bullying and violence. Statues of Civil War figures and former presidents are removed as statues of Baphomet are unveiled. Christianity is boldly mocked in movies, on television and by “entertainers” and academics. Anti-Semitism is on the rise. Private business owners are forced to make cakes for gay weddings or Satanic rituals even as many who espouse traditional values are banned from social media platforms, slandered and smeared. Pro-life and Christian content is considered “pornography” by the very same social media giants that fail to take down videos of ISIS beheadings and live-steamed suicides. Schools allow drag queens to read to their young students, cover every sexual deviancy imaginable, and encourage the kiddies to act on their “gender fluidity,” but send them home for passing out Bible passages or wearing shirts that support President Trump or the border wall. The death penalty for mass murderers is considered barbaric by those on the left even as they promote unfettered abortion.
Then there are the little things. People are expected and/or coerced to pay for others’ birth control. The reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance is being discontinued in some schools. Many athletes are not standing for the National Anthem. There has been talk of removing “In God We Trust” from our currency. Sometimes the Devil is in the details.
An extreme tolerance of some things has been accompanied by an inordinate intolerance of other things. Tolerance of the banal and the perverted has led to a concurrent rise in intolerance of the traditional, the good, the elegant, the holy. Snark and ennui has replaced reverence. Faith, hope and love has been replaced by atheism, hopelessness and free-love.  The ideal of marriage between one man and one woman, able to procreate and united in holy matrimony, has been cast aside as so much white, patriarchal, Christian pablum. Today an unholy game of anything goes is the default standard, a twisted Twister of gender, kink and sexual fluidity. Tolerance is not a virtue, per se. It can be-- and often is-- a good thing, but it can be bad as well. It needs to be remembered, however, that we get more of what we tolerate.
It is no longer enough to be an American. One has to be a Two-Spirited transvestite or a black bilingual bisexual, for example. American pride has been replaced by gay PRIDE!, Transgender PRIDE!, Bisexual PRIDE! or Polyamorous PRIDE!
We have literally replaced one flag on the national pole with many. Our foundational belief in “E Plurubus Unum” has somehow been replaced by a virulent and growing strain of identity politics.
We have balkanized ourselves at the altar of multi-culturalism.
When a society loses faith in itself, something must fill the void. Bizarrely, we have lost faith in what demonstrably works and brings the most freedom, prosperity and happiness to the largest number of people— a mix of free-market capitalism and Judeo-Christian values-- and are now supplanting that faith with “faith” in what demonstrably doesn’t work—socialism— an economic and governing philosophy that has brought only death, tyranny, poverty and despair to all who have lived under it. The federal government has usurped states’ roles and rights. And now Democrats want to dispense with the Electoral College.
              It is exceptionally difficult for a rational person to reconcile what is occurring right now: people averring that socialism is better than capitalism, even as Venezuelans are killing and eating their pets to avoid starvation. Or stating: “Pregnancy kills, abortion saves lives.” It is certainly no coincidence that loss of traditional religious faith has occurred simultaneously with the loss of faith in Western economic systems, history, culture, and values. One begat the other.
             I am well aware that some will doubt or disparage me for saying this, but it is increasingly clear that what we are witnessing in many respects is simply a battle of good versus evil. The “final battle?” I don’t pretend to know. But the alliance of Russia and Iran, the rapid rise in anti-Semitism, the raising of man above God, the obliteration of genders and the disdain for life are not signs of the Age of Aquarius.
Sadly, Dr. Franklin, it does not appear that we will be able to keep the republic you and your contemporaries bequeathed to us after all. But thanks for trying.


Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Civil War Battlefield Attendance Down


                The National Park Service’s five major Civil War Battlefield parks—Gettysburg, Antietam, Shiloh, Chickamauga/Chattanooga and Vicksburg—drew a combined 10.2 million visitors in 1970. In 2018, a total of 3.1 million people cared to see where Americans gave their last full measure of devotion, according to park service data…a 70% decrease. Gettysburg, the most hallowed ground of all, hosted just 950,000 visitors last year, a paltry 14% of the traffic it received in 1970.
                The military-memorabilia store outside of Chickamauga Battlefield now sells significantly more World War II merchandise and items related to other conflicts than it does Civil War-related effects. If it sold marijuana or stocked PokΓ©mon Go accessories it would probably quintuple it sales.
    Over 600,000 Americans died to permanently abolish slavery and save the union, more than perished in World Wars I and II combined. But that was a long time ago. We can’t be bothered. Besides, some of those guys were racist. We don’t want to think about that. Can’t deal with it. And they didn’t even have transgender bathrooms! Leftists are unable and/or unwilling to put anything in historical context (though they demand their causes are uncritically, universally and quickly accepted), and therefore do not see the value in history. This is why they deny, denigrate and denude it. After they are done toppling and removing statues, all we’ll have left are monuments to ignorance and apathy. For the most part, the younger generations have not been properly taught about the Civil War and are conditioned to think that nothing truly momentous happened before Woodstock or Watergate. (Or last Thursday, in some cases). The older generations are dying out. With them, sadly, goes the memory of—and often respect for—yesterday’s heroes.
                Civil rights have broached a new frontier. Maybe one day a transgender bathroom in, say, Raleigh, North Carolina will become a sacred shrine attracting millions each year. Perhaps the president at the time will make a speech:
    “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men can be women and all women can be men, if they so desire. Now we are engaged in a great Cultural Civil War, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this bathroom. The brave transgenders, living and dead, who urinated and defecated here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what ‘they’ did here. We here highly resolve that this nation shall have a new birth of gender and bathroom freedom and that unfettered urinating of the transgendered, by the transgendered, for the transgendered, shall not perish from the earth.”
    Sadly—tragically—the mystic cords of memory no longer stretch from every Civil War battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land. “The swelling chorus of the Union” is instead comprised of the shrill yet hollow voices of special interest groups, untouched by the better angels of our nature.

Monday, July 1, 2019

Man Kills Son Because He Ate His Father's Day Cake


             On Saturday, June 22nd, a Wisconsin man named Travis Stackhouse allegedly punched his 5-year-old son because the little lad had eaten some of his Father’s Day cake. The child died from the vicious blow.
 Stackhouse initially denied the fatal assault, telling authorities his son had fallen down the stairs. However, paramedics didn’t think the boy’s injuries were consistent with a fall, and one of his four other children eventually told authorities what really occurred. The Milwaukee County Medical Examiner’s Office determined the boy died from blunt force trauma to the abdomen.
Stackhouse told police that he was upset because his children were eating the cheesecake he had gotten for Father’s Day, so he went to a bar and returned around 2 a.m., at which time the boy’s mother called 911. Apparently, that was too late. And, apparently, that’s when he assaulted his son. Stackhouse has been charged with first-degree reckless homicide. Court records do not list an attorney who would speak on behalf of the defendant. Thank God.
Stackhouse is the perfect modern-day leftist. A natural Democrat. Entitled, spoiled, angry, given to violent tantrums, and disdainful of life and traditional norms of behavior. Killed his kid because the child ate part of his Father’s Day cake. You can’t make this up. And certainly wouldn’t want to.
Elizabeth Warren chose to celebrate her birthday at a Planned Parenthood event. Maybe Stackhouse should’ve observed Father’s Day at Planned Parenthood, as well. This incident might then have been seen as just a simple after birth abortion. Nothing more than a matter of choice.