Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Democrats Drafting Articles Of Impeachment For 2024, 2028 "Just In Case"

                Democratic leaders announced today that they are nearly done drafting the Articles of Impeachment for any potential Republican president, should one somehow take office in 2024 or 2028.
                Rep. Adam Schiff noted, “Given our long-time policies of open borders and unlimited amnesty, activist courts’ routine blocking of President Trump’s obscene attempts to restrict and control immigration, our complete ownership of the mainstream media, academia, Hollywood and the entertainment industry in general, it would be surprising if a Republican was ever again elected to the highest office in the land. However, as ‘W’ used to say, ‘it wouldn’t be prudent’ if we weren’t prepared for all eventualities, especially in light of the fact that Republicans always cheat in presidential elections. Being a leader means being prepared.”
                Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez added, “And, like, 2028 comes after 2024, I think, so it’s, like, really, really important that we don’t let the capitalistic patriarchy take that away from us.”

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