Fall is here. The time of year when little people show up at
our doors begging for handouts. No, I’m not talking about politicians prior to
election day. I’m talking about Halloween! And that’s why I’ve written this
post. I want to remind you all not to dress up as anything you aren’t this
year. No blackface, no Sombreros, no Native-American headdresses, no cowboy
outfits at this weekend’s parties. NO APPROPRIATION! Remember, cultural
appropriation IS INAPPROPRIATE! And offensive! So, no ghost or goblin
outfits, no witch costumes, no pagan attire, no Antifa get-ups and, for
Heaven’s sake, no dressing up as your favorite CNN or MSNBC
journalist/host/anchorperson!
I
myself am going as an aborted fetus, ha, ha! Or should I say as “women’s health
care?” I’m just going to wrap myself in a gender-neutral, ketchup-stained
blanket and glue a few small, fake body parts on it. Voilà, a progressive and
politically correct costume—and work of art! And I’ll donate all the
candy (or cash) I collect to Planned Parenthood! Nothing scary about that!
Until
next time, peeps, when I will explain why “Thanksgiving” should be replaced by
“Condemnation Day.” Peace out.
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