Socialist
rock-star Bernie Sanders, that champion of the poor, disenfranchised and
downtrodden, has purchased a gorgeous new four bedroom, three bath summer home
on Vermont’s elite and pricey Lake Champlain. (“This campaign is about ending
the grotesque level of wealth and income inequality that we are
experiencing…”).
The Bern’s spectacular new crib
cost just under $600,000 and is located in the island community of North Hero, Vermont. Sanders’
majestic seasonal get-away has 500 feet of prime Lake Champlain beachfront,
sits on 1.1 acres, and includes a guesthouse. (“This campaign is about creating
an economy that works for all of us,
not just the one percent!”).
Bernie
and his clan will, of course, keep their existing Vermont home in Burlington’s
New North End. Oh, and their fashionable row house on Capitol Hill in
Washington, D.C. (“This campaign is about that homelessness is increasing and
that tens of millions of Americans, because of a lack of affordable housing,
are paying 40, 50 percent or more of their limited incomes to put a roof over
their heads.”).
Channeling his
inner Rev. Jeremiah Wright (of “God Damn
America” fame- who lives in a mansion in
a gated community), Bernie Baby has become one of the precious few people on
the planet to own three or more homes. (“This campaign is about ending the pain
of a young, single mother in Nevada, in tears, telling me that she doesn’t know
how she and her daughter can make it on $10.45 an hour. It’s about the reality
that millions of our fellow Americans are working at starvation wages. It is about
ending the disgrace that too many veterans still sleep out on the streets”).
Yes, Sanders’ has
managed to parlay his Marxist shtick into multiple roofs over his head. Maybe he’ll let the Black
Lives Matter Movement use his new guesthouse.
Feel the Bern?
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