A suburban
Philadelphia couple was recently beaten to death by their own son while inside
their New Jersey home, authorities said Saturday, according to a Fox News
report. Edward Coles Jr., 58, and his wife Rosemarie Coles, 55, of West
Deptford, were found dead by another family member Friday morning. The couple's
son, 28-year-old Ryan Coles, was arrested on murder and weapons charges. His
bail was set at one million dollars. The Gloucester County Prosecutor's Office
said that the couple died from "blunt head trauma" and alleged that
Ryan Coles had bludgeoned his parents "with his hands and an unknown
object."
Richard Head, a spokesman for the
Sons-Beating-Their-Own-Parents-To-Death-In-Their-Homes Community expressed
sympathy for Ryan and outrage over the outrage that his acts have engendered,
particularly among those he categorized as “dangerous, radical, Alt-right
extremist groups.” Head said: “Ryan is a very sensitive person. He saw a Donald
Trump campaign commercial on television- there
was no trigger or content warning!-and he may have overreacted, though both
of his parents were Trump supporters. I
say ‘Let those without sin cast the first stone’ at Ryan.”
In related news, 17-year-old Brittanee Drexel, who vanished
from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina in 2009, was repeatedly raped in a gang
“stash house” for several days – and was
subsequently shot dead and fed to
alligators when her disappearance generated too much media attention, the
FBI stated last week.
Karl Stalin, a representative of
the ACLU, is pleading for leniency for her killers, stating that: “the
Repeatedly-Raping-Shooting-Dead-And-Feeding-Others-To-Alligators Community is
not just “poorly served,” but “overtly discriminated against in the United
States.” Stalin added, “The wheels of social justice spin slowly in America,
but change does occur. Gay marriage
and transgender bathroom rights weren’t
even on the agenda for most of the 20th Century, but now are firmly
established. Increasing inclusiveness- and tolerance of others not like
oneself- will eventually spread to other groups, hopefully including the
Repeatedly-Raping-Shooting-Dead-And-Feeding-Others-To-Alligators Community.”
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