Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Women To Soon Swap Human Partners For Robots?

                      Women could be swapping human partners for robots by 2025. So says a report posted on the Mirror.UK.com website.
                Dr. Ian Pearson, a “futurologist,” has compiled a report on the future of intimacy. He suggests that sleeping with robots will soon be as common for women as watching an adult movie is today. In the report, commissioned by Bondara, Doctor Pearson claims: "A lot of people will still have reservations about sex with robots at first but gradually as they get used to them, as the AI (artificial intelligence) and mechanical behavior and their feel improves, and they start to become friends with strong emotional bonds, that squeamishness will gradually evaporate." In fact, Pearson claims in his report that robot whoopee may become so popular that it will overtake human intercourse - and will be “fully-fledged” by 2050.
                Moreover, the report states that many people may actually fall in love with these machines. And, you guessed it- there is already a name for that eventuality: robophilia. As demand for these love machines ramps up, the robot romancers will no doubt demand equal rights for their “partners.” They will demand that they be able to use the bathroom of their choice. RoboPride! Marches will be staged across the fruited plain. The LGBTQ community will become the LGBTQR community. (That actually has a nice ring to it, it fills out and balances the acronym, don’t you think?).

                I predict the Chelsea Clinton administration will legalize human-robot marriage in 2046.

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