Washington, D.C.
January 26, 2016-
In a
stunning revelation that had this town buzzing today, Hillary Rodham Clinton
proclaimed that she- not husband/former president William Jefferson Clinton-
was the first member of her household to have “relations” with Monica Lewinsky.
At an informal news conference early this morning she had the following
comments:
“Monica
first snapped her thong at me months
before her now well-known oval-office tryst with Bill! I must admit, I jumped
at the chance, even though I’m normally not into cellulite mamas. I mean,
seeing as how Bill and I weren’t exactly lighting up the sheets, at the time,
if you know what I mean. Indeed, on one
occasion, she was servicing me while I was on the phone with Bill talking about
the Vince Foster cover-up…I mean suicide! However, I never had penetration of that woman, not a single time…never! So I don’t think you can say
it was sex.”
Some
pundits are speculating that Hillary is just trying to give her presidential-election campaign an added boost.
They say she is fixated on how beloved Bill is now- one of the most popular
former presidents in history- and on how his poll numbers actually rose during
his presidency after his affair with Lewinsky and subsequent
impeachment proceedings. Former President Clinton’s average first term approval
rating was 50%. Yet, after the Lewinsky affair was made public in early 1998
and his subsequent impeachment later that year his approval ratings soared to
73%. One MSNBC political analyst said
her “hunch” is that Hillary isn’t telling the truth about her purported
“relations” with Lewinsky, which she claims probably never happened, but has
fabricated and made public the story purely for political gain. She added “you
go girl”!
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