ITAR-TASS Poll

     The results of the Russian News Agency's poll asking, "Who is responsible for shooting down Malaysian Airlines flight MH17" is as follows:

     The Ukrainian military- 28%
     The CIA- 18%
     The LGBT community- 20%
     The Koch Brothers- 11%
     George W. Bush- 9%
     'The same group that shot down that last Malaysian plane back in March'- 14%