Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Real Headline Or...?


                Perhaps you, too, have noticed the increased zaniness of current events in recent years. Maybe you have thought to yourself: “What is going on?” Well, dear readers, let’s see how attentive you’ve been and how attuned you are to the insanity that is today’s news. Below are a dozen headlines. Your mission…should you choose to accept it…is to determine which ones are real and which ones are not. So, welcome to “Real Headline or My Headline.” Answers are provided at the bottom of this post.

--“Scammers Use Facebook To Trick People Into Thinking They Accidentally Donated Money To ISIS”

--“Opinion: Kristen Waggoner: Babies Aren’t Cancer”
--“MSNBC, CNN Agree: ‘Have To Admit, Trump has helped economy’”
--“Lock ‘Em Up!: Joy Behar Thinks All Republicans Should Be In Jail”
--“Gillibrand suggests Trump’s only accomplishments are ‘hurting people,’ only motivation is ‘cruelty.’”
--"LGBTQ Spokesperson Says, ‘Now That Gay Marriage Is Legal, Transgender Rights Have Been Won, And Pride Parades Are Everywhere…We’re Just Gonna Call It A Day’”
--“Hillary Clinton now blames ‘Macedonia’ for election loss, in bizarre onstage interview”
--"Joy Behar: ‘Some of my friends are Republicans’”
--”German government backtracks on Jewish skullcap warning, urges everyone to wear it ahead of anti-Israel protest”
--“ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 12 YEARS IF WE DON’T ADDRESS CLIMATE CHANGE”
--“Trump Says, ‘I Am Quitting Twitter,’ Regrets Past Outbursts”
--“Obama Admits He And Hillary Were Behind Trump Russian Collusion Hoax, ‘Just Wanted To See How Far It Would Go’”

3)      Not Real
4)      https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/05/25/lock-em-up-joy-behar-thinks-all-republicans-should-be-in-jail-n2546686
5)      https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gillibrand-suggests-trumps-only-accomplishments-are-hurting-people-only-motivation-is-cruelty
6)      Not Real
8)      Not Real
10)   https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/21/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-the-world-is-going-to-end-in-12-years-if-we-dont-address-climate-change/
11)   Not Real (Obviously)
12)   Not Real (Obviously, even though it is likely the truth)


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