Hooray for Hollywood!
Well,
at least West Hollywood, the mayor of which joined other city officials
recently to present adult-film star “Stormy Daniels” with a key to the city…and
a city proclamation, according to media reports. The city’s muckety-mucks recognized
Daniels via press release for her “leadership in the #RESIST movement, and
averred that she has “proven herself to be a profile in courage by speaking
truth to power even under threats to her safety and extreme intimidation.”
Apparently fearing that this alone was insufficient idolatry of the Anomic
Blonde, the city also proclaimed May 23rd “Stormy Daniels Day.” West
Hollywood, a city that had previously passed resolutions calling for articles
of impeachment to be introduced against President Trump, honored Stormy largely
for her own attempts to aid and abet the impeachment of Trump for questionable
moral character.
Daniels
started stripping as a 17-year-old in a club in Baton Rouge, and has gone on to
star in 275 adult films, including true cinematic classics such as “Da Vagina
Code” and “Revenge of the Dildos.” The unnatural blonde then got into directing
XXX-movies. She gave a tip of her hat to Judd Apatow, from whom she says she
learned her directing skills. Apatow, the big-time mainstream Hollywood director
who cast Daniels in a number of his popular movies, told Conan O’Brien, “She’s
very nice and super smart and great to work with so we just kept asking her to
be in all of our movies.”
Ms.
Daniels flirted (a term with which she has vast and intimate knowledge) with a
run for political orifice office
herself a few years ago, contemplating campaigning for the U.S. Senate. Her would-be
slogan? “Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly.”
In days
of yore, it was usually great inventors, titans of industry, renowned artists
or amazing athletes who were rewarded with keys to cities and feted with their
own “days.” Today, it is only a matter of time before Jenna Jameson is
appointed ambassador to Denmark and Jesse Jane becomes Secretary of Health and
Education. “Alexis Texas” may well soon win a Nobel Prize for perfecting the
female orgasm while informing us all that each and every climax helps combat
climate change. Surely Tori Black will soon be knighted and Madison Ivy will be
handed the keys to New York City…as long as they are in the #RESIST movement.
Local
efforts to impeach a president have no legal standing. Loco attempts to impugn
the legitimacy of the president, however, can have serious consequences. The
mainstream media is currently obsessed with all things pornographic. They perpetually
appear near climax when interviewing Stormy or her exceptionally strange
lawyer.
The Press
and The Swamp have no moral character. They make beautiful, if banal,
obscenities together. True pornography can be no better defined than the willful
attempt to impeach a legally, democratically elected president for no valid
reason and to attack the foundations—and Founders-- of the most tolerant and
successful nation in the history of the world…for one’s own benefit.
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