Many activities that used to be illegal- or at least frowned
upon- are being legalized and codified lately: gay marriage, smoking pot, and
assisted suicide among them. (And the reverse is also true: many that used to
be legal and admired, such as telling the truth, are now frowned upon or
illegal). So, perhaps it’s time we legalized prostitution, as well. I mean, it
is the oldest profession, right? What could be the harm? Besides, it’s only a
matter of a few short years before everyone will own a sex-bot and the whole
issue will be moot.
Pimps and brothels could then be properly
regulated, and put under EEOC guidelines. They wouldn’t be able to discriminate
on the basis of looks, disability or age. How great would that be?! They’d have
to have a certain percentage of ugly employees and a certain percentage of
octogenarians. They’d have a set quota of paraplegics, as well as male and
female employees. And transgenders, too. Can you imagine the advertisements
they’d need to employ, as now legal businesses, to be competitive in today’s
rapidly changing society? “Come on down to ‘Denny’s Den O’ Diversity,’ where
we’ve got all your tastes covered.
Denny’s, because sometimes you feel like nuts, sometimes you don’t. And
remember, Armand and Joy got nuts, Lars don’t!”
No comments:
Post a Comment