The College Call-Out (Vol. 48, #12, April 3, 2017)
“Inspiring news you can use,” courtesy of your local institution of higher learning!
Harry Bison (aka ‘horny’) was incorrectly assigned a female sex and a human identity at birth. He lived as such until he was 19, knowing all-the-while he was living a lie. His parents even dressed him in panties and skirts for a time, until Harry (then known as ‘Tiffany’) rebelled and started wearing men’s jeans and leather shirts. Harry, who had always felt more at home on the range, came out as a male American buffalo on his 18th birthday, and says it was the most liberating experience of his life. Born in Boston, he eventually moved to Wyoming where he purchased a small cabin southwest of Casper. Harry owns a lawn service company and a few head of cattle and helps support himself by writing cheesy bromides for the Hallmark Cards Company.
Harry is also a pioneer in advocating for the rights of those who have historically been the victims of misspecieing, a form of prejudice- deliberate or accidental- whereby another being simply, arbitrarily, attributes a species to someone that is incorrect/does not align with their species identity.
Harry has been lobbying congress to formally recognize and declare a “Trans Day,” possibly falling on the vernal or autumnal equinox, which would be a celebration of trans-capitalists, the trans-gendered, trans-logical, and trans-specied. Asked if he would also lobby for the rights of those who are trans-trans, beings who have decided to transition back to the way God made them, Harry replied, “F--k no, they are one weird group, dude. That’s sick!”
The College Call-Out is a print and online news-magazine published by a consortium of major American colleges and universities, dedicated to eradicating all discrimination based on race, creed, ethnicity, religion, sex, gender, sexual orientation, age, belief systems, morality, reality and species.
“Species conformity is a deformity!”