It was recently announced that Apple has adopted 37 new emojis, including a pregnant man emoji. (It’s about time!)
Apple has introduced a vast array of symbols and emojis over the years. Back in the bad old fuddy-duddy days, when reactionaries were running rampant-- in 2017-- Apple introduced a breastfeeding mom emoji. How quaint!
The following year, it was reported that the trans community had adopted the lobster emoji, because lobsters can be gynandromorphs, creatures that display both male and female characteristics. (Well, that would certainly speed up the dating process!) This, too, was decidedly old-school, as today progressives claim that there are no such things as “male” or “female” characteristics. Hence, the dire need for a pregnant man emoji. And, of course, a breastfeeding dad/man emoji.
I’m sure Apple will soon announce the addition of a “well-hung woman” emoji. I’d like to see a Republican with balls emoji and a pig with wings emoji. They could join other things that do not exist, such as unicorns, mermaids, and sane Democrats.