Thursday, January 13, 2022

Transgender Man Impregnated During One Night Stand


According to a report by the Daily Mail, a transgender man became pregnant after a one-night stand on a gay dating app — and he says that the experience "felt like one of the most masculine things" he's ever done. This raises the age-old question, WTF?!?!?!

According to the report, 28-year-old Ash Patrick Schade — a Ph.D. student, mental health worker, and self-described minister of Satan — became pregnant during his transition from a female to a male.

Schade said, "I was going through a rough time from 2019 and 2020 and struggled with my mental health due to going through a divorce.” (Struggled with your mental health? You don’t say!) “He” added, “I ended up going on Grindr hookups and accidentally fell pregnant." Well, name me a man who hasn’t been knocked up whilst on a Grindr hookup! I mean, hello!

It’s nice that Schade is a mental health worker now. And who among us doesn’t feel more comfortable with a mental health professional who is also a minister of Satan?

Schade was married to a man back when he was a woman, but still doesn’t understand how he was impregnated by a (gay) man during “his” one night Grindr stand. He told the Daily Mail, "It had never occurred to me that I could get pregnant whilst on testosterone and estrogen blockers.”

Schade was pregnant when he met Jordan, his current husband, and has since given birth to a baby girl. He said of the experience, “It may sound counter-intuitive, but giving birth felt like one of the most masculine things I have done.”

              In today’s bizarro world, I’m sure Jordan thinks impregnating Ash felt like one of the most feminine things he’s ever done.

              To progressives, words—and genders—have no set meaning.  

              Meaning we are all screwed.


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