Sunday, May 23, 2021

Crocheted Penises Now Available For Parents Who Believe Their Very Young Daughters Are Sons

 

            Sign of The End Times Number 1,982: A crocheting and lifestyle website is now selling crocheted prosthetic penises for female children whose parents believe they are male. (Translation: wish they were male.)

According to Stitchbug Studio, the “Bitty Bug Soft Packer,” which sells the pattern for the "soft packer,” is "for use by trans and nonbinary folks, or as an anatomical model." (Ya’ packin’ somethin’ soft there, sport?”)

The woman who designed the viral pattern said that she came across the idea for the Bitty Bug — which is especially designed for younger children — when she was looking for a pattern to make a soft packer for herself. Well, what female of any age isn’t desirous of a soft, crocheted penis they could put in their pants?

 Bethany Amborn, the soft penis progenitor, said that she created the soft packer based on a free pattern she discovered on the internet and subsequently shared the final product to a LGBTQ+ crocheting group. She noted, "Immediately I had 2 parents ask me please, could you make one for my little son? After hearing from a mother who was just crying with her son, unsure what to do to ease his pain of dysphoria and there being no options available for children, the very first packers I made were for 10 and 6-year-old little boys." Hmm.

One Twitter user shared a screenshot of the project and captioned it, "A knitted penis for extremely small girls to wear in their pants if their parents believe them to be transgender." (Sounds about right. Nothing creepy or disturbing here.) The tweeter added, "It is intended for girls so young, they demonstrate the product in a diaper." (I don’t know about you, but I just threw up a little in my mouth.)

The Tweeter also noted that "The entire purpose” of a prosthetic penis is “if a trans identified female has some sort of genital anxiety, they can wear it to alleviate that dysphoria,” adding, “WHY would a very small, diaper wearing child have any concerns, anxieties, or even *awareness* of their genitals?????" Good point. Obviously, it’s the parents who bizarrely wish their infant or toddler daughter sported a penis.

Does making soft, crocheted penises for very young girls make sense to you…? Can this in any way be considered a sign of a healthy society?

Or is it simply a sign that some parents-- whether male, female or non-binary—are dicks, and that society is getting ever more cocked up?  

 

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