Monday, March 29, 2021

Regularly Sporadic Current Events Quiz #8


Regularly Sporadic Current Events Quiz #8

(Can You Get A Perfect Score?)


1)      President Biden suffers from

a)       Lack of sleep

b)      Too much sleep

c)       Dementia

d)      Irritable Bowel Syndrome

e)      All of the above


2)      All of the following are first names of women who’ve accused Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) of harassment except:

a)       Lindsey

b)      Charlotte

c)       Anna

d)      Karen

e)      Brunhilda


3)      Gasoline prices in the U.S. are skyrocketing because (select all that apply)

a)       Trump has left office

b)      Biden canceled the Keystone Pipeline

c)       Trump hasn’t been out of office long enough

d)      Biden wishes to ban all extraction industries

e)      Orange Man Bad


4)      Dr. Seuss is

a)       The pen name of a beloved children’s book author who has now been “canceled” by leftists

b)      What President Biden calls his wife

c)       A new soft drink

d)      What the Greek God Zeus’ wife called him in intimate moments

e)      President Biden’s actual doctor


5)      Pepe Le Pew is

a)       A pet name Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg’s husband likes to call him

b)      The French Prime Minister

c)       Speedy Gonzales’ alternate name

d)      The spot reserved in a church for those with excessive flatulence

e)      An odiferous French cartoon rodent recently “canceled” by progressive Nazis


6)      Facemasks work so well in combatting the coronavirus that

a)       There is no coronavirus anymore

b)      Experts say even a half of a mask is better than none

c)       Experts say we will have to wear them in perpetuity to guard against all other diseases

d)      After a full year of wearing them, we are now told we should wear two at a time

e)      No one who tells us we have to wear them ever wears one when not on camera


7)      Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, is (select all that apply)

a)       An entitled whiny brat

b)      An entitled whiny brat

c)       An entitled whiny brat

d)      An entitled whiny brat

e)      All of the above


8)      Recent historically cold weather across the American South is

a)       Proof of global cooling

b)      Proof of global warming

c)       Proof of climate change

d)      Proof that God hates the South

e)      Proof that the climate is always changing and there is nothing we can do about it


9)      The cancellation of Dr. Seuss and Pepe Le Pew and the celebration of the song W.A.P. is (select all that apply)

a)       Evidence of societal progress

b)      Evidence of societal regression

c)       Meaningless, like everything else

d)      Evidence that we’ve all gone crazy

e)      Evidence that there is no intelligent life on Earth


10)   The Biden administration’s decision to leave America’s southern border open to all is (select all that apply)

a)       Good for the country

b)      Good for illegal aliens

c)       Good for sex traffickers and drug runners

d)      A sign of the End-times

e)      Good for Democrats, as grooming more voters

Answers: 1) C  2) E  3) A, B, D  4) A  5) E  6) C, D, E  7) Any of A-E  8) E  9) B, D & possibly E  10) B, C, D, E 

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