Friday, April 6, 2018

Al Gore, Rain Bombs, And Flying Rivers


Former vice-president Al Gore recently warned attendees of the Global Education and Skills Forum in Dubai that bizarre weather phenomenas such as “rain bombs” and “flying rivers” are starting to occur due to climate change. Gore is the founder and chairman of The Climate Reality Project, a “non-profit” organization devoted to solving the “climate crisis.”  Here is a personal, heartfelt tribute to the man who is always wrong. Yes, this one’s for you, Al:

Rain-bombs are falling on Maghreb     
And just as my ego’s too
Bleepin’ big for my head
Nothing seems to fit

Those rain-bombs
Are falling on Maghreb
They keep falling
So I just did me some
Talking to The Hun                              
And I said I didn’t like the way
He gets things done
Tweeting on the job  
              
Oh, those rain-bombs
Are falling on Maghreb
They keep fallin’
But there’s one thing I know
The rubes that don’t believe me
Won’t defeat me, it won’t be long
Till flying rivers
Will besiege thee

Rain-bombs keep falling on my head
But that doesn’t mean my ledger
Will soon be turning red
Lying’s set me free ‘cause
 I can stop the trains
By complaining
And charge any fee

So nothing’s worrying me

It won’t be long
Till flying rivers
Will besiege thee

Rain-bombs keep falling on my head
But that doesn’t mean my ledger
Will soon be turning red
Lying’s set me free ‘cause
 I can fly on any planes
While complaining
And I fly for free

So nothing’s worrying me

©Algorerhythm 2018
(Sing to the beat of 1969’s classic “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head,” from the hit movie “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”)



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