Al Gore, Rain Bombs, And Flying Rivers

Former vice-president Al Gore recently warned attendees of the Global Education and Skills Forum in Dubai that bizarre weather phenomenas such as “rain bombs” and “flying rivers” are starting to occur due to climate change. Gore is the founder and chairman of The Climate Reality Project, a “non-profit” organization devoted to solving the “climate crisis.”  Here is a personal, heartfelt tribute to the man who is always wrong. Yes, this one’s for you, Al:

Rain-bombs are falling on Maghreb     

And just as my ego’s too

Bleepin’ big for my head

Nothing seems to fit

Those rain-bombs

Are falling on Maghreb

They keep falling

So I just did me some

Talking to The Hun                              

And I said I didn’t like the way

He gets things done

Tweeting on the job  

              

Oh, those rain-bombs

Are falling on Maghreb

They keep fallin’

But there’s one thing I know

The rubes that don’t believe me

Won’t defeat me, it won’t be long

Till flying rivers

Will besiege thee

Rain-bombs keep falling on my head

But that doesn’t mean my ledger

Will soon be turning red

Lying’s set me free ‘cause

 I can stop the trains

By complaining

And charge any fee

So nothing’s worrying me

It won’t be long

Till flying rivers

Will besiege thee

Rain-bombs keep falling on my head

But that doesn’t mean my ledger

Will soon be turning red

Lying’s set me free ‘cause

 I can fly on any planes

While complaining

And I fly for free

So nothing’s worrying me

©Algorerhythm 2018

(Sing to the beat of 1969’s classic “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head,” from the hit movie “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”)