Saturday, December 23, 2017

Walmart Sold A "Marijuana Christmas Tree"

                For the times, they are a-changin,’ example #482: Walmart was selling a “Weed Marijuana Leaf Christmas Tree” this season, according to The Kansas City Star. I don’t know if Bob Dylan is proud, but you can bet Willie Nelson is. The artificial plant, which has since been dropped from the company’s inventory, would’ve cost you $250, but, dude, the shipping was, like, absolutely free! (Ornaments weren’t included).
                According to The Star, the Walmart website hawking these “trees” stated: “You’ll be able to relax and giggle at the marijuana leaves and decorate it as you please. This alternative Christmas tree is perfect for personal top shelf life at home or as a medical dispensary decoration. Green Wishes and Happy Holidhaze!” Apparently, Walmart also sells marijuana leaf cookie cutters in its attempt to cash in on the growing Cannabis Movement. Give them some of your dough to buy a mold to make your (cookie) dough look like cannabis, man! How sweet is that?
While traditional Christmases are being weeded out, pot is becoming mainstream. It’s just a matter of time before actual large pot plants are used as Christmas trees. Eventually they’ll come pre-lit, just like their purchasers.

For the times, they are a-changin.’. Sing along with me now:

O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Your leaves are, like, so unchanging
O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Your leaves are, like, so unchanging

Not only green when
Summer’s here
But also when it’s cold and drear
O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Your leaves are, like, so unchanging

O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Much pleasure you do give me (tee-hee!)
O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Much pleasure you do give me (tee-hee!)

How often has the cannabis tree
Given me the greatest glee (tee-hee!)
O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Much pleasure you do give me (tee-hee!)

From top to bottom
My buzz is right
I sure could use more snacks tonight!
O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Your buds mellow me nightly

O cannabis tree,
O cannabis tree
Your buds mellow me nightly…dude



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