“Nevada approved an emergency regulation Thursday aimed at
solving a marijuana shortage,” so trumpeted the Los Angeles Times story. There
was an “emergency” marijuana shortage? The horrors! What urgent plight must the
state face next, a Doritos deficit?
The new
regulation is aimed at alleviating the dope shortage “by expanding who is
allowed to transport the drug from cultivation facilities to retail
dispensaries,” according to The Times. The Nevada Tax Commission voted
unanimously in favor of the regulation just two weeks after the state began
allowing the sale of recreational marijuana. Supply problems had quickly
surfaced because virtually no one had been licensed to transport it.
The
referendum Nevada voters passed last year legalizing the drug for recreational
use stipulated that only liquor wholesalers would be allowed to apply to
distribute marijuana for the first 18 months of sales. The proviso was a
concession to the alcohol industry, which was- and is- worried about new
competition from pot. However, far fewer alcohol distributors applied than was
expected, and, as of a few days ago, none
had been approved.
That’s government
for you: stoned immaculate. (Google it).
So,
when sales of “recreational” pot began on July 1st, retail shops-
all of which were already selling marijuana for medical use- had to rely on
their existing stocks, which quickly ran low.
Jim
DeVolld, the chairman of the state’s tax commission, averred that the emergency
regulation was necessary, and noted that “This is such an important time in the
state of Nevada’s existence." He added, “We’re trying to do the right
thing.”
The times,
they are a-changin’.
Leave It to Beaver
Episode:
Ward: “June, do you know where I left my weed?”
June: “I think you left your Acapulco Gold in the Beaver’s room…and
I’m sure I saw Wally with your sinsemilla this morning. Also, there are some
hash brownies and cannabis candy bars in the jar on the kitchen counter if you’d
like some, dear.”
In
light of the dramatic increase in car accidents and THC poisoning, especially
among children and pets, in states such as Colorado that have recently legalized
marijuana, it will be interesting to see how the tourist and gambling mecca of
Las Vegas fares while subjected to “reefer madness.”
This is
especially so with the arrival of professional sports in Sin City. The Las
Vegas Golden Knights of the NHL start play this coming fall, while the Las
Vegas Stoners Raiders(?) of the NFL will arrive sometime in the next few
years.
Arena announcer: “Welcome Golden Knights fans. Please note
that everyone in section 124 will receive a free 1-year supply of cannabis if
the Knights score a power play goal tonight!”
Concession stand vignette: “Dude, I’d like a tall beer, a
dime’s worth of weed, and like, the biggest container of Cheetos you’ve got, my
man!”
Booze,
betting and bhang. What could go wrong?
Come
mothers and fathers
Throughout
the land
And don’t
criticize
What
you can’t understand
Your
sons and your daughters
Are
beyond your command
Your
old road is rapidly agein’
Please
get outta’ the new one if you can’t lend your hand
For the
times they are a-changin’
(© Bob
Dylan Music Co.)
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