Yankee Stadium
Friday, August 11, 2017
The Bronx
P.A. Announcer: “Welcome lad, er, everyone, to Yankee
Stadium for tonight’s contest between your New York Yankees and the Boston Red
Sox!”
Fans: “Boooooo…!”
P.A. Announcer: “Just a few housekeeping announcements
before the first pitch. Please respect your neighbors, and please refrain from
throwing anything on the field that could jeopardize the safety of the
players.”
Fans: “Boooooo…!”
P.A. Announcer: “And remember, you’re in for a special treat
this evening, and it’s a ‘twofer’! It’s BOGO Beer Night AND Transgender Bathroom Night here at Yankee Stadium. That’s
right, through the seventh inning, fans who purchase one beer will get a second
one of equal or lesser value…free! And all of you feel free to use any bathroom
you choose tonight. It’s kind of like a bathroom BOGO, pay for one admission,
but use either the men’s or the women’s restrooms! Enjoy the game…and let’s
play ball!!”
Fans: “Yeaaaayyyyy!!!”
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