Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Yankee Stadium Hosts BOGO Beer, Bathroom Night

Yankee Stadium
Friday, August 11, 2017
The Bronx

P.A. Announcer: “Welcome lad, er, everyone, to Yankee Stadium for tonight’s contest between your New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox!”

Fans: “Boooooo…!”

P.A. Announcer: “Just a few housekeeping announcements before the first pitch. Please respect your neighbors, and please refrain from throwing anything on the field that could jeopardize the safety of the players.”

Fans: “Boooooo…!”

P.A. Announcer: “And remember, you’re in for a special treat this evening, and it’s a ‘twofer’! It’s BOGO Beer Night AND Transgender Bathroom Night here at Yankee Stadium. That’s right, through the seventh inning, fans who purchase one beer will get a second one of equal or lesser value…free! And all of you feel free to use any bathroom you choose tonight. It’s kind of like a bathroom BOGO, pay for one admission, but use either the men’s or the women’s restrooms! Enjoy the game…and let’s play ball!!”

Fans: “Yeaaaayyyyy!!!”

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