The famous London Underground train, or “tube,” as it’s
commonly called in England, will no longer use the time-honored “(Welcome) ladies
and gentlemen” greeting, Metro has reported. The iconic, subterranean rapid
transit system has bowed to months of intense pressure and lobbying from LGBT
activists. Transport for London employees have instead been instructed to use
phrases such as “Good afternoon, everyone” as the city moves towards
broad-based gender neutrality.
Many
have long called for the removal of the “offensive” phrase, saying that it is
archaic and repressive. In reality, it’s simply far too accurate and civilized
for the times. Other, more inclusive greeting phrases that have been given the
go-ahead to replace the reactionary “(Greeting) ladies and gentlemen” include: “welcome, people,” “hey, all you theys,” (the preferred pronoun of most
transgenders), and “what up, hoes and pimps?!”
Submitted
for approval, but still pending endorsement, are: “hiya,’ mass of humanity,”
“hello, homo sapiens,” “greetings and salutations to you, cis-gendered,
non-binary, all-gendered, non-gendered, some-gendered, partial-gendered, gender
non-believing, gender-neutral, and others,” “bonjour, equally-valued,
egalitarian, citizens of the world and offspring of our mother the earth,” and…
“hi ya’ll.”
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