Sadly, we’re nearly all aware of the stories of young, male, Muslim immigrants from the Middle East and North Africa harassing and raping European women with impunity. The good news is, it now appears those clever Germans have hit on a solution: help those immigrants hit on German women. Brilliant!
Horst Wenzel has been dubbed Germany’s “Mr. Flirt,” and has been volunteering his “services” to teach these young Muslim men the proper techniques for successfully attracting, seducing and arousing German lasses. He selflessly dispenses his expertise in this area to the randy refugees, without compensation or, apparently, condemnation. Here are some of his key pointers:
*The Approach: This is the critical first step in the seduction process. Wenzel advises, “If you see a woman you like, don’t ask her if you can talk to her; just do it.” (Taking Nike’s advice is always a good idea)
*Focus: “If you fire non-stop questions at her, she’ll run away. Come up with something that makes her talk about herself.” (“So, are you still a virgin?”)
*Take the Initiative: Mr. Flirt says, “Even Germany’s emancipated women often like the man to take the initiative. Surprise her with unique pick-up lines; suggest original dates.” (“Come with me baby, and you’ll never work again!”; “Have you ever been to a stoning?”; “I could take you Hijab shopping”)
*Unusual Compliments: “Don’t tell her she has pretty eyes; she’s heard that a million times. Come up with something more unique.” (“You’d look good bent over, praying towards Mecca!”)
*Unique Dates: “Don’t ask her out for coffee; make it the theater, a concert, rock climbing. Or plan something in the future to show you’re really interested: Invite her on a trip to Amsterdam or Paris.” (Were there not recent terror attacks on both of these cities? Was not Paris’ Bataclan Concert Hall targeted? Maybe invite her to Fallujah or Sirte, instead)
*Body Contact: “Take her hand (not necessarily on the first date!) and see how she reacts. If she stiffens up, that’s a bad sign. If she responds with tenderness, you’re on the right track.” (Take her hand temporarily in yours, don’t literally take her hand, like permanently, no matter her reaction, even if she admits to adultery)
*Sex and Love: Horst says: “It’s OK to have sex on the first, second or third date; sex is no big deal in Germany. But don’t tell her you love her for at least three months. German women can’t stand clinginess.” (Wow. Bang her in die Strasse on the first date if you want, but don’t hold her hand or tell her you love her! I’m confused, Herr Wenzel. How is this different from what they have been doing)?