Bye, Bye, Ms. American Lie

(Sing to the tune, "American Pie)

A long, long time ago

You can still remember now

How power used to make you smile

You knew if you had your chance

That you could make the others dance

And maybe you’d be happy for awhile

But so many scandals made you shiver

With every paper that got delivered

Bad news on our doorstep

You had to watch your next step

I can’t remember if I cried

When I read about Foster’s widowed bride

But something touched me deep inside

The day Vince Foster died

So

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price sure was high

And them good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye

Singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

You didn’t write the book of love

And you don’t have faith in God above

Even if the Bible tells you to

You may believe in rock and roll

Though music can’t save your mortal soul

But can you teach me how to lie real slow?

Well, I know you were in love with Vince

Funny, no one’s seen him since

Yeah, he was offed by you

Man, how you took care of the clues!

It was only you Bill wouldn’t f**k

In the Oval Office or a pickup truck

But he knew he was in luck

The day Vince Foster died

And we started singin’

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price sure was high

And them good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye

Singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

Now for eight years we’ve been on our own

We’ve grown lazy- and been overthrown

But that’s not how it used to be

Then the harrasser arrived upon the scene

And a blue dress was no longer clean

The stain didn’t come from you or me

Oh and though things were now looking down

The harasser stowed his horny crown

And the courtroom was adjourned

No binding verdict was returned

And while Obama read a book on Marx

Their assassins practiced in the park

The voters were kept in the dark

The day Vince Foster died

We were singin’

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price was sure high

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

And singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

Helter skelter in the summer swelter

Hillary’s carted off to her daughter’s shelter

Pneumonia she’s hiding fast

Everyone was high on grass

As the elitists more laws did pass

The Constitution a remnant of the past

Now liberals quarreled with Brit Hume

While Russia played a martial tune

We all were in a trance

Oh, so we never stood a chance

‘Cause China tried to take the field

Our enemies refused to yield

Our moral decay was revealed

The day Vince Foster died

We started singin’

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price was sure high

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

And singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

And here we are all in one place

A generation in disgrace

With no time left to start again

So come on Hill be nimble, Hill be quick

And lie to us ‘til we are sick

‘Cause lies are the devil’s truest friends

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

So many couldn’t tell

You’ve put us all through Hell

And as the moon climbed high that Benghazi night

And you refused to help them fight

I saw Satan laughing with delight

The day our soldiers died

He was singin’

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price was sure high

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

Singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

Bill met a girl who sang the blues

And he asked her for some happy news

But she just frowned and turned away

And I simply could take no more

 I’d heard all of this b.s. before

And no one believes it anymore today

And in the streets policemen screamed

Their lovers cried, but liberals creamed

Rebuttals were verboten

Law and order was broken

And the three men you despise the most

The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost

All knew that you would soon be toast

The day Vince Foster died

And they were singing

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price was sure high

And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

Singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

This’ll be a day that she lies

They were singing

Bye, bye Ms. American Lie

You and Barry bailed out Chevy but the price was sure high

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

Singin’ this’ll be a day that she lies

(Original song, “American Pie,” written by Don Mclean, Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group)