Madonna is urging everyone to vote for Hillary Clinton, and
she’s willing to put your honey where her mouth is. The aging pop queen
recently told the crowd at Madison Square Garden: “If you vote for Hillary
Clinton, I will give you a blow job.” (The 58-year-old singer is apparently
down on her luck, as she opened for comedienne Amy
Schumer. That’s better than opening for
Chuck Schumer, but not by much).
The
“Like a Virgin” crooner, who has been a consistent supporter of Hillary in
particular and leftist causes in general, went on to extol her other oral
talents, telling those in the audience: “And I’m good.” Sadly, her boast
brought loud cheers from the crowd.
The
Material Girl did not reveal any further details of her new get-out-the-vote
plan, a quintessentially Democratic action. One expert said the offer to
perform oral sex would include both men and
women, though he expressed concern that scheduling and implementation of
the plan would be “somewhat problematic.”
This is
a new high in progressive’s attempts to drive morons into the voting booth,
which in past years has included bribing homeless people with cartons of
cigarettes and free round-trip rides to
the polling places. This is a great opportunity for the low-information voters.
Let’s hope they don’t blow it!
So Express Yourselves, folks. Justify Her Love. Get Into the Groove (booth?), Boy, You’ve Got to Prove Your Love to
Her. After all, she’s Borderline Crazy for You…and your vote.
And the
Beat Goes On.
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(Please see my post from October 16th, “American
Voters Slouching Towards Gomorrah.”)
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