Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Hillary & Bill Clinton, Democratic Dream Ticket! (Soon To Be Billary & Hill Clinton?)

                 I must admit, a Hillary and Bill Clinton administration would offer us an unprecedented treasure trove of bizarre and humorous personal and political fodder. Perhaps Bill could be Hillary’s Vice-Presidential candidate. That would be a first! Women everywhere would be thrilled on multiple levels! The famously charismatic, if sociopathic, Mr. Clinton could breathe new life into his wife’s stale campaign.
                If the duo were elected, Bill could lay (sorry) claim to being the only person ever to first hold the office of president and then of Vice-President, while being the inaugural “First Man,” as well! And that’s just for starters! Hillary, who many believe to be a lesbian, could finely figuratively be the one who wears the pants in her family, not just the one who actually wears the pants-suits.
                Better yet, I can easily picture Bill “coming out” as a woman, saying he finally found the courage to admit he “self-identifies” as female… and couldn’t have been guilty of harassing women in the past because he’s been one all along! Picture them on stage, Hillary in her pants-suit and Bill in a blue dress, stating, “They claimed I used to harass women…and now I am one!” What a turn around, what a boon to her campaign! Brilliant political strategy… and theater! Women would lap it up! Hillary would, at long last, look longingly and seductively into her spouse’s eyes.

                Some journalist would shout out: “Bill, that looks like Monica’s dress,” and he would answer, “That’s because it is! You, sir, deserve a cigar! Sorry, I never could get the evidence- I mean stain- out. Don’t go to my dry-cleaner, ha, ha, ha! Anyway, pardon moi, I’m going to go harass myself, if ya’ know what I mean!”

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