I must admit, a Hillary and Bill Clinton administration
would offer us an unprecedented treasure trove of bizarre and humorous personal
and political fodder. Perhaps Bill could be Hillary’s Vice-Presidential
candidate. That would be a first! Women everywhere would be thrilled on
multiple levels! The famously charismatic, if sociopathic, Mr. Clinton could
breathe new life into his wife’s stale campaign.
If the
duo were elected, Bill could lay (sorry) claim to being the only person ever to
first hold the office of president
and then of Vice-President, while being the inaugural “First Man,”
as well! And that’s just for starters! Hillary, who many believe to be a
lesbian, could finely figuratively be
the one who wears the pants in her family, not just the one who actually wears the pants-suits.
Better
yet, I can easily picture Bill “coming out” as a woman, saying he finally found
the courage to admit he “self-identifies” as female… and couldn’t have been guilty of harassing women in the past because he’s
been one all along! Picture them on
stage, Hillary in her pants-suit and Bill in a blue dress, stating, “They
claimed I used to harass women…and
now I am one!” What a turn around,
what a boon to her campaign! Brilliant political strategy… and theater! Women
would lap it up! Hillary would, at long last, look longingly and seductively
into her spouse’s eyes.
Some
journalist would shout out: “Bill, that looks like Monica’s dress,” and he would
answer, “That’s because it is! You,
sir, deserve a cigar! Sorry, I never could get the evidence- I mean stain- out.
Don’t go to my dry-cleaner, ha, ha,
ha! Anyway, pardon moi, I’m going to go harass myself, if ya’ know what I mean!”
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