Monday, June 27, 2016

Democrats To Stage "Fart-In" At Upcoming National Convention

                 There is usually plenty of hot gas floating around any arena hosting a Democratic National Conniption Convention, but this year could take the proverbial cake (albeit preferably one not made in a Christian bakery!). Far-left activist-whackos are planning the world’s largest ‘fart-in’ to coincide with Hillary Rodham Clinton’s July 28th nomination acceptance speech at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
                Cheri Honkala, head of the ‘Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign,’ is organizing the gaseous Guinness Book gala. She avers that the organization will be holding a bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in Philly’s Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28th, hoping that the aged socialist’s delegates “will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.” Yes, let the ‘magical fruit’ do its thing, it’ll be a gas.
                Political discourse doesn’t get any grander than this, does it? I’m surprised Jefferson, Adams or Washington didn’t hit on this idea first!
                Ironically, it was, apparently, the radical 1960’s activist Saul Alinsky that first came up with the idea of a ‘fart-in,’ the same Saul Alinsky that so mesmerized both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Alinsky reportedly promoted a ‘flatulent blitzkrieg’ as a way to offend the ‘elites’ of Rochester, New York.
                It will be interesting to see who the rabidly Democratic crowd in the Wells Fartgo Center blames for the stench. Will it be the Bernie-backer’s buttholes or Hillary’s pie-hole that is cited? Maybe neither. Perhaps, as good progressives, they will all just luxuriate in the sweet smell of excess?


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