Thursday, December 18, 2014

North Korea Announces Hollywood Sanctions

 December 22, 2014
News Syndicate-

                   The North Korean government announced today that, going forward, all future Hollywood motion picture and television story ideas and scripts will have to be approved by the ‘Dear Leader’ himself. The statement, issued by a high-ranking government spokesperson, read as follows:  “Since the American motion-picture industry has proven unable to police itself in terms of proper content, we are forced to perform that job for them. We simply cannot stand by while the U.S. cranks out unacceptable comedies that openly make fun of the sacred things in life, such as the people’s North Korean government and its Dear Leader.
                 "I must say, we did like ‘The West Wing’ though. Oh, and ‘Girls’ on HBO.”


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