January 6, 2015
News Syndicate-
Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of
North Korea, has now demanded that the ‘U.N.’ change its name. Recently he
banned anyone else in his own country from having the name Jong Un, forcing
thousands to change their names- or be nameless- with no prior notice.
In a speech delivered yesterday he
stated, “I, Kim Jong Un, demand the United Nations drop the designation ‘U.N.’,
as I am the only ‘UN’! They can
either use the full name, United Nations, without every reducing it to ‘U.N.’
or, I suggest, change their name to
‘Other Nations of the Earth that wish
they were led by the Dear Leader (Kim Jong Un)!’ This could be shortened via acronym to ‘O.N.E.
Dear Leader (Kim Jong Un)’ and even if it was referred to as the Un, at least
it would be proper tribute to me.”
At the time of this reporting the
United Nations was ‘considering’ what a United Nations spokesman referred to as
the North Korean dictator’s ‘request’.
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