Ruthless North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un cried as he called on women to have
more children, saying that it was their duty to halt the country's declining
birth rate in order to strengthen the Hermit Kingdom for the future. Kim
told the ladies in attendance at a recent National Mothers’ Meeting in
Pyongyang, “Preventing a decline in birth rates and good childcare are all of
our housekeeping duties we need to handle while working with mothers.” Of
course, even more importantly, he urged them to instill the values of his
communist party in their children. (There is no word if he then added, “to
preserve our democracy.”)
The totalitarian leader
repeatedly dabbed at his eyes with a handkerchief while delivering his
emotional plea. Many women in the audience wept right along with him.
This might have appeared highly choreographed,
but it wasn’t disingenuous!
Promise! The Dear Leader is actually very sensitive! And The Democratic
People’s Republic of Korea is in danger of running out of people and needs
more. (Okay, that’s partially due to Kim purging so many—and that starvation
thing-- but this is no time to get particular.)
So come
on, ladies, take one for the team! Or two or three or…
He’s only
one man, and the People’s Republic needs some more young Uns. But he can only
do so much himself. There’s a reason he’s called “Little Rocket Man.”
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