President Biden, A.K.A. "Robert L. Peters"

 

It has come to light that, apparently, Joe Biden used the pseudonym “Robert L. Peters” as an alias while engaging in, shall we say, sketchy multi-million-dollar business deals with various foreign officials.

A recent tweet on X:

Isaac’s Army

@ReturnOfKappy:

           So it's been exposed today that Joe Biden's pseudonym name is Robert L. Peters for his money laundering deals in Ukraine..... I wonder if that's why Hunter... his own son has him saved in his phone as Pedo Peter....

This was a clear reference to a 2022 Tucker Carlson segment on Hunter Biden’s pet name for his father on his cellphone, which was “Pedo Peter.”

Is/was “Pedo Peter” short for “Robert L. Peters?” Who knows. Sounds likely, though.

In any case, the Bidens are always looking for ways to pad their incomes, so I would like to see old Joe do a commercial for ice cream, as it is a favorite indulgence of his. Second only to sniffing young girls, if documented past history is any guide.

I can picture it now. As long as there was a teleprompter—and Joe had had a nap, his spinach, and his meds-- it might go something like this:

“Robert L. Peters here, for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. My new favorite flavor? ‘Strawberry Blonde.’ Smells great, tastes even better! You can get it right here at Target-- across from the LGBTQ merchandise and down the aisle from the Bud Light display. If you haven’t tried it yet, what’s wrong with you? Are you a dog-faced pony soldier? C’mon, man!”

“Let’s Go, Brandon!”