Sunday, August 27, 2023

Chicago Mayor Sues Automakers For Car Thefts In His City

 

Like many big cities run by Democrats, Chicago’s crime rates have skyrocketed in recent years. The Windy City’s spiraling crime rates include a shocking increase in the number of catalytic converter and vehicular thefts.

But not to worry, Chi-town denizens, your city’s new (anti-cop) mayor, Brandon Johnson, has decided to finally do something about this disturbing trend. Johnson is filing a lawsuit against Kia and Hyundai, claiming that their cars are simply—and apparently illegally-- too easy to steal. 

That’s right, give the thieves a pass and go after those that make the vehicles. Makes perfect nonsense in today’s senseless world.

Perhaps Mayor Johnson would also like to sue silverware manufacturers by claiming that they are responsible for people being obese. Or pencil and pen manufacturers for their role in misspelled words and ransom notes.

Come to think of it, why not sue food producers for the nearly global obesity epidemic?

In fact, let’s sue the living hell out of any company or entity that produces the products or food that makes our lives easier…or possible. Makes sense, no? Logical? The right thing to do?

Sue the doers. Sue the makers.

And while we’re at it, let’s find a way to punish those who tell the truth.

My bad, I guess we already have.

And it’s the crime of the century.

 

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